Aik hii haadisaa to hai aur vo ye ke aaj tak
baat nahiiN kahii gayii, baat nahiiN sunii gayii..
AsHeR...
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3 Idiots - Facebook Style:
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Rancho: *Smiling*
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Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?
Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me
account banane ki ichha thi...aaj
bana diya hai...bohot mazaaa raha
hai.
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Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki
zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is a
Post?
Rancho: Anything that is posted on
Facebook is Post, Sir.
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Teacher: Can you please elaborate?
Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log
daalte hai post hai sir...Ghumne
gaye...photo daal diya!Post hai Sir.
Match dekha score daal diya!Post
hai Sir... Sir actually hum post se
ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se
Ronaldo kikick tak!
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Sab post hai sir! Ek second me
comment, ek second me like!
Comment-Like... Comment-Like
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Teacher: Shut up! Account banakeye
karoge? Comment-Like... Comment-
Like...
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Hey Chatur tum batao,
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Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos
posted through mobile or tablet or
laptop or desktopvia different
operating system using internet on
Facebook is called a Post...
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Teacher: Excellent!
Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi
bolaseedhe shabdo mein...
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Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna
haitoh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe
account banao...:@
Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...
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Teacher: Get out!
Rancho: Why sir?
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Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar
jaiye.
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Rancho goes out and comes back*
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Teacher: Kya hua?
Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.
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Teacher: Kya?
Rancho: An utility button given
tous, to protect our private data i.e
pictures, messagesor
personalinforma tion for being
stolenor used for bad purpose by
hackersor anyone else...
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Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?
Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna
bhulgaya tha!
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Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol
sakte the?!
Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya
tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya
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. Accha Laga Tho Share Karna Mat Bhoolna..
kishore
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Chennai Express team interview - Aaj Tak
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Apnay Siwa batao tumhein Kuch MiLa
Hai . .aaj tak...
Hazar bar lee hain tumne mere dil ki
talashiyaan
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Aaj bhee bechara pakistan haar geya oooo very sad;ye keya howa aaj tu indai se tha han indai se tha mager ager hamare bating line kamzor na hute tu ham ye matchjeet jaty yaar pata hey cham;trophy me pak ne new record banaya he ju aaj tak kise bhee mulk ke pass nahe;wo he kise bhe match me 170 se zeyada na banane ka record pore tornamet me he na sh
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(1). Lover ke Liye Maa-Baap se Jooth Bolte hai.
Par Lover Se Q Nahi..?
(2). Lover Se Shaadi ke Liye Parents ko Chhod Dete hai.
Parents ke Liye Lover ko Q nahi..?
(3). Lover ko Puchte Ho khana khaya ki Nahi Ya
Kitni Roti khayi..
Par kya Aaj Tak Yahi Baat Parents Se Poochi hai..?
(4). Lover ki 1 kasam Se
Buri Aadte Chhut Jaati hai.
Par PaPa ke Bar-Bar Kehne Se Bhi Nahi Chhodte..
Mata-Pita ki Ehmiyat hai To coments. karo I love my Parents.
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SUPER JOKE MUST READ
Girlfriend called 2 her
boyfriend at
mid-nite
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Girl: - Hello Dear
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Boy :- Haan ji
(aa gayi maa ki
aankh
pakaane)
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Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?
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Boy : kuch nahin (pakode
tal
raha hoon )
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Girl : - bataao na..?
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Boy :- kuch nahin dear
( aadhi raat ko kya
karte
hain..! )
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Girl: neend nahin aa rahi
thi
socha
chalo call kar loon
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Boy-- achha kiya
(kamini kal Office ke
late karwaa ke rahegi )
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Girl : --hello koi gaana
sunao
naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
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Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe
radio
staion
samajh rakha hai kya
aur 12
baje k
baad toh radio channel
bhi
band ho
jaate hain )
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Girl:-- plz sunao na......
Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff
iski toh
aisi ki taisi )
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Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi
sunna hai..
if u
luv me den u will sing
for
me
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Boy : time kya ho raha
hai .?
dear (yeh padosiyon ko
bhi jagwak hi r
maanegi )
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Girl : --12:30
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Boy: -- aur kal mere
Office mein bahut kaam
hai
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Girl: --tumne toh bola
tha ki tum Office ka
kaam minto mein karr
lete ho
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Boy :- haan (agar nahin
bolta toh
teri bakwaas kaun
sunta )
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Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi
romantic sa gaana
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Boy : par gaane k baad
phone rakh degi ( fans
gye
beta
toh jhelna toh padega
hi )
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Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call
ka wait
kar rahe ho kya..?
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Boy : nahin darling (ye lo..
saali ne
shak karna bhi start kar
diya)
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Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho..
rakhne
ko,
khao meri kasam ki kisi
ki call
nahin aayegi..
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Boy: teri kasam (itni
raat ko toh
aadmi wrong number
bhi
nahin
lagata)
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Girl : - chalo ab
sunao
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Boy: theek hai (beta
pyar kiya hai toh jhelna
toh padega hi..ban
ja
aadhi raat ko.. Himesh
Reshamiya )
Girl : yeh waala gaao--
adayein bhi hain..
muhabbat bhi hair..
nazaakat bhi hai.. mere
mehboob mein .
Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin
aata
(kamini ..tareef sunegi
apni )
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Girl : toh koi dusra suna
do...
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Boy:- Wait.. sochne de
(kya gaaun ki aaj ke
baad mere
muh
se gaana sunne ka
naam tak
naa
le )
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Girl: Gaao na...
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Boy sings : -
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phulo ka taroon ka
sabka
kehna hai.. ek hazaaron
meinmeri
behna hai.......
saari umar hamein sang
rehna he..!!!!!!!!
( Le aaj ke
baad
naam nahin legi
gaane ka...ishki toh maa
ki
aankh )
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Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..?
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Boy : mera favorite song
hai
(samajhdaar k liye
ishara hi kaafi
hai kamini )
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Girl: -
hmmmm mujhe neend
aa
rahi
hai.. bye.........
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Boy :- aray kahaan jaa
rahi ho..suno
toh.. tum
nahin sunaaogi kya..?
(mission
complete)
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Girl:-- bye.. baad mein..
good night..take Care
jaanu
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Boy : take care jaan
( jaan Le gayi
kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol
ke..
o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj
gaye..ab sounga kab aur
Jagunga kab
~Namit
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WIFE- JANU, Aaj Tumhari Girlfriend Night Stay Karne Aaa Rahi hai !
Maine Fridge mein Beer & fresh Fruit Salad banake rakha hai,
Room freshner side table par hai,
Nahanay Ka Soap with lime fragrance or towel Bhi rakha hai,
Main baccho ko Leker Mummy K yaha Jaa Rahi Hoon, Kal Sham Tak Aajaungi,
Prog Mein Koi Change Ho To Inform Kar Dena, mein Wahin aur Ruk JaunGi...!
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Isko kahate hai
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MUNGERILAL ke haseen sapne!!!:
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Fauji Lecturer
Guest Teachers ki janch ki jarurat hi nhi hai kyon ki Guest Teachers ki Niyuki hi unconstitutional hai or Guest Teachers kisi bhi surat me regular nhi ho sakte chahe Suraj bhi Pashchim se nikal aaye. Ek bar 2010 me Haryana k CM ne Policy banakar Guest Teachers ko regular karne ki koshish ki thi lekin majbur hokar Policy mera Letter dated 23 January 2010 jo ki Sh. Rahul Gandhi ko lika gya tha & uski copy CM Haryana ko bheji gayi thi, k anusar Haryana Sarkar ko Policy banani padi jis k anusar Guest Teachers ko majburan Policy se bahar nikalna pada. Hamari 2 RTI k Case No. 2403/2012, Suresh Kumar V/s DSE and Case No. 2201/2013, Ravi O/o Dainik Jagran Jind V/s DSE abhi bhi SIC me pending hain jis me Advt. No. 1/2005 ki Merit Suchi & covering Letter ki copy mangi gayi hain. Yah vahi Suchi hai jo Punjab Uviversity Chandigarh ne banae thi or esi Such me se hi Guest Teachers ki Niyukti honi thi. Guest Teachers ki jad katne k liye us Letter ko challenge karna jaruri hai jis Letter k dwara Guest Teachers ki Niyukti Hue thi yani Letter dated 29-11-2005, jise aaj tak kisi ne bhi challenge nhi kiya. Jis samay Guest Teachers k contract ko CWP No. 4562/2009 dwara Dilip Bisnoe & other dwara challenge kiya gya tha us samay bhi maie Kuch Patra Adhapak Sangh k logo ko ray di thi ki contract ko challenge karne ki bajy Guest Teachers k Niyukti Letter ko challenge karo or dobara Advertisement kar k Guest Teachers ki Niyuki ki mang High Court me karo kyon ki contract par lena to Sarkar k Adhikar akshetar me aata hai lekin kuch logo k Dimag me tha ki Guest Teachers k Niyukti Letter ko challenge nhi kiya ja sakta kyon ki unka manana tha ki yah mamala purana ho chuka hai. Mai yahan yad dilana chahata hun ki Fundamental Right k mamle me aap 10 sal bad bhi Article 226 k anusar High Court or Article 32 k anusar sida Supreme Court bhi ja sakte ho, Han Court aap se yah jarur puchhega ki aap abhi tak kahan the or agar aap Court ko jabab dwara santust ka dete ho to aap ki Yakika swikar bhi ki jayegi or us par Court karyvahi bhi karega. Ab aap ye soch rahe hoge ki Fauji Lecturer ne 7 Yachika High Court me dali hain fir Guest Teachers k Niyukti Letter dated 29-11-2005 ko abhi tak challenge kyo nhi kiya. Jaisa ki aap ko malum hai ki mera kam karne ka tarika sabse alag hai or mai Letter dated 29-11-2005 ko bhi challenge karunga lekin us k liye mujhe ek aise Vakil ki jarurat hai jise Haryana Sarkar kharid n sake or vah Vakil kam se kam paise me mera Case Court me dal de. PIL (Janhit Yachika k liye sare Documents mere pass taiyar hai) or meri puri koshish hogi ki 2014 k Election se pahle yah PIL dali jaye jis me Guest Teachers k Niyukti Letter dated 29-11-2005 ko challenge kar k Haryana Sarkar ko katghare me khada kar dun or Vipaksh ko bhi bolne ka moka mile tatha Haryana k logo ko bhi samjh me aa jaye ki Haryana Sarkar sabhi ko bevkuf bana rahi hai or Haryana k log Sarkar ko 1987 ki tararh sabak sikha den. Jai Hind.
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thanks boolna toh nai chaiaya :P
lakin mehnat toh ki tum loogon nai :D
Juice pia mai nai :P Thanks :D
Enjoying even in sickness ;)
Proud to be ur friends ;)
Live Long bro :)
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it is Friday... Using ur brain is strictly, prohibited...
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aa raha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain
3.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
4.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha"aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
5.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
6.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
7.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number you are trying is currently switched off.
8.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me dabalo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.
9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kab tak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
10.) mehgai ke iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche parkabooo..
mehgai ke iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kyajano Ramesh babu...
11.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
12.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....
13.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!
14.) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
15.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks
16.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
17.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega...
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Shubh ratri mitro .yahi paapiyo ko sammaan desh bhakto ka aaj tak ho raha hai
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Mere sona, Moni, Jaanu, Babu, Betu, Sweetheart,,,, inki baate sunkar dar lagne lagta hai ki abhi jaan de degi... lekin itihaas gawah hai aaj tak kisi ladki ne ISHQ me jaan nahi di... li jarur hai.... ladkiyon ka dil tutta hai to ladkiyan shadi kar leti hai,,, our ladke DeV-D ban jate hai.. unke bhale ke liye mera niwedan hai.. hamare 2014 me hone wale election me es baat ka bhi wada kiya jaye ki Daru ko TAX-FREE kiya jayega...////
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fAtHeR:- aaJ tAk tUnE kOi kAAm
eSa
kiYa hAi jiS sE mErA siR uNcHa hUa
hO
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eK bAAr aApKe siR k niChE "tAkiYa"
lAgAyA tHa.
bHooL gYe kYa
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India is celebrating Father's Day :D 3:) :P
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Garja Hindustan, Dhula Pakistan!! (courtesy aaj tak)
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Wait is going to over....As reverse countdown is started!!!Tomorrow is the day When we all can see 1st spot....Thank u all for your over whelming support...
Here is the timing for 16 June...
AAJ TAK NEWS CHANNEL :
9.26AM, 10.26, 11.10, 12.26PM, 2.19, 4.19, 6.10, 7.26, 8.19
TEZ AAJ TAK:
7.42AM, 9.42, 11.57,1.57PM, 3.57, 5.42, 6.57, 8.57, 10.42
DEHLI AAJ TAK :
7.39AM, 10.26, 12.16PM, 1.57, 3.39, 4.39, 6.26, 7.26, 9.16
Hoping for a Bumper hitt....
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Aksar Ladkiya Yeh Lines Maarti Hain Aur mere Mann me kuch Sawal Paida hote hai..
1. Mera BF baki Ladko jaisa nhi hai, woh sabse alag hai..( Jaise sabhi Ladko ko Try kiya ho )
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2. Hamare kitne Bache honge, unke Naam kya honge, tum mujhe Pyaar krte ho na... baby..batao na baby...hamare kitne Bache honge...baby..
( Jaan lelo Baby ki, baby zinda rahega tab baby honge naa..)
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3. Uff...Main toh sahi se Tayaar bhi nahi ho paayi, aise hi bhagna pada ghar se..( Jaise Tayaar hoke Angelina Jolie lagti na )
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4. Humein baat karni hai, tumhari samjh mein aaya.. Humein baat krni hai..( Kya aapne aisi koi Ladki dekhi hai jise baat krna aata ho )
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5. Agar mere paas Jadoo ki chari hoti toh Mai apni Almaari ko Make up ke Samaan se bhar deti..(Kuchh achha mat soch liyo, Makeup laga kar Chudeil se Sundar Chudeil bhale hi lage, rahegi toh Chudeil hi )
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6. Mujh mein aisa kya hai jo tum mujhe pasand karte ho...( Jab aaj tak Tujhe nahi pata chala toh mujhe kaise pata chalega )
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7. Mere baal bahut lambe the.. lekin... Maine chhote kara liye !
( Ab yeh bhi keh dena k Mera Colour bahut Fair tha, lekin Cream lagakar Dark ho gaya )
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8. Tum na bahut WOH ho....( Kya aaj tak koi samjh paya hai Ladkiyon ke is " YEH-WOH " ka matlab )...???
/Tarun/
Boys aab na bolna
me ladkio ki tariff hi karta hu
akhir bhai kiska hu me ;)
Boys are always boys :D
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3 Idiots - Facebook Style:
Rancho: *Smiling*
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?
Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.
Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is a Post?
Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir.
Teacher: Can you please elaborate?
Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like!
Comment-Like... Comment-Like
Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-Like... Comment-Like...
Hey Chatur tum batao,
Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on Facebook is called a Post...
Teacher: Excellent!
Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao...:@
Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...
Teacher: Get out!
Rancho: Why sir?
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.
Rancho goes out and comes back*
Teacher: Kya hua?
Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.
Teacher: Kya?
Rancho: An utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...
Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?
Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha!
Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!
Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapkopasand nahi aaya
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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
LOVE U PAPA
Anjali
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Taming the wild
part-5
Recap:- rahul and muskaan reach sanjivani to meet armaan they as usual have a fight over the directions and muski wins... riddhima is introduced to muski and she is shocked when she thinks that armaan is gay and his jaan-e-man is RAHUL
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"aao-aao maharaj , kyun mil gaya room ? ab ear-bud du kya kaan saaf karne ke liye ?" muskaan asked rahul in a sarcastic tone giving a fake smile
" muskaan chup kar !! aur tum " looking at armaan angrily who gulped when he saw rahul in such an angry mood " kya hai yeh sab..huh.. kaha tha naa NO BIKE RACE .. phir bhi... kabhi kisi ki baat suni hai tumne !!! " shouting now
" wo... main... wo rahul.. bh.."
" khabardar agar kuch bhi kaha to" rahul cut armaan in between who was already fumbling for words "achhi tarah se pata hai mujhe ab koi nayee kahani bana doge ki tumhari koi galti nai thi hai naa.."
riddhima who was witnessing this scene was now worried and thought 'god he is really possessive for him... what a pity its not for a girl... c'mon ridzy grow up its their choice why are you worried..' then rahul who took a break from scolding armaan looked at riddhima
"and who are you..?" he asked in an authoratative tone but before ridz could speak anything armaan spoke
"yeh woooh..." but isse pehle ki armaan apni baat khatam kar paata
" tum chup karo main inse baat kar raha hun naa " still bit angry at a stranger witnessing a family scene , armaan bechara dant kha kar wahin chup ho gaya
" oye rahul thand rakh yaar !! yeh chacha ji ke friend dr.shashank ki beti aur armaan ki doctor hai . samjha..huh !!" giving a quick nod to him
" oh.. " now calming down a bit , ridz gave him a nervous smile " i..i'm sorry ..wo main thoda gusse main tha " now feeling little sheepish
" its OK i can understand , u were really worried about him ... but to tell you the truth it's really nice to see the understanding you all share .. i mean mujhe nahi lagta tha ki uncle itne cool honge about you two " smiling now
" haan wo to hai but 'worried' is like underestimating what i went through.. lekin ise kya farak padta hai ise to hero banne se hi fursat nahi hai.. ab kaise ho humm..? " now sitting next to him he spoke more softly riddhima here was referring to their boy-boy relationship and rahul thought that she was referring to armaan's accident
" i'm fine bhai " ammy now spoke in a small tone subdued by his anger
" what !! bhai..!! he ..he is your 'bhai' isn't he your...your" ridz was surprised again
" of course he is my bhai .. my best buddy..." then seeing her confused expressions he asked her " tum itni confused kyun ho ? wait a minute ...tumhe kya laga..??" now narrowing his eyes
" nahi kuch nahi wo.. wo bas.. sab log keh rahe the ki tumhari jaan-e-man aa rahi hai .. aur jab maine rahul ko dekha to.. to mujhe laga ki..ki ..." she was obviously embaressed to speak what she thought of ..how wrong she was ..
" oh my god!! tum.. tumhe laga ki main GAY hun !!! " armaan spoke up surprised and horrified at the idea
" what !!!" " what !!! " both rahul and muskaan cried out in surprise and then after a moment of silence muskaan burst out laughing hysterically
"hahahahaha... armaan aur rahul boyfriends ... hahahahahaha " she rolled on the couch clutching her stomach , riddhima looked at her embarresed
"hell NO !!! i'm NOT GAY.. this mad woman laughing like a devil is my WIFE and WE " pointing towards himself and muskaan " are happily MARRIED for over a year now .. thank you very much..!!! muskaan chup kar !! yeh sab teri wajah se hua hai maine kaha tha na ki mat bol yeh jaan-e-man jaan-e-man , dekha what wrong ideas it is giving "
" yes " now armaan spoke up .. wo bechara to hil hi gaya tha yeh dekh kar ki ridz use gay samajh rahi thi
" i'm ..i'm sorry guys .. wo sab jaan-e-man ,jaan-e-man kar rahe the to mujhe laga ki ..."
" ki yeh dono gay hain... hahahahah " muskaan tried to control her laughter and both boys were looking daggers at her but now her laughter has infected ridz too and both the girls landed on couch laughing hysterically , armaan and rahul looked at each other and then at girls who were having fits of laughter ... then ammy noticed ridz her eyes lined little by kohl , her cheeks rosy bcoz of laughing hard , her rosy red lips , those soft beautiful hands ..how nice they felt when he touched them , he was lost in thoughts and kept looking at her as if trance.. smiling to himself he whispered
" beautiful " and then rahul jerked him lightly
" oye kahaan kho gaya ??.. yeh dono mil kar hamara mazaak uda rahi hain aur tu muskuraa raha hai.. !! muskaan stop it yaar "
" h..haan.. " coming out of his thoughts " yes muski plz. yaar pehle khud hi confusion create karti ho aur khud hi hasti ho.. not fair.. and dr. riddhima aap bhi .!!!"
" OK OK " riddhima sat up straight trying to control her laughter " sorry but that was really funny... aap dono ke chehre dekhne laayak the " armaan gives her a mock smile
" sach riddhima warna armaan ki girlfriends ki list to..."
" muskaaan ... !!! " cutting her in between armaan spoke up glaring at her.. he didnt knew why but he didnt wanted riddhima to know about his affairs, riddhima looked at him with confusion on her face but didn't say anything
" ok..ok bhadakta kyun hai ... achha rahul tujhe itni der kyun lag gayi aane main corridor to itna bada nahi hai.." muskaan inquired
" arre pucho mat yaar main galti se 9A ki jagah 6A main chala gaya .."
" oh noo !! 6A ms. batliwala ..!! " riddhima spoke up in surprise
" kyun aisa kya hai wahan ? " muski asked curiously , armaan too was eager to know.. rahul shook his head obviously horrified recalling his encounter
" arre wahan ek bahuuut 'healthy' si lady ya yeh kahein ki 'ladki' ilaaj ke liye aayi hui hain and she is very interested in handsome young men bcoz she wishes to marry 'again' and waise to unka leg fracture hua hai magar hamare saare male doctors ka maanna hai ki unhe apni taang ke sath sath apne dimaag ka ilaaj bhi karwa lena chahiye " riddhima said laughing a little
armaan and muskaan both chuckled
" no wonder wo aisa behave kyun kar rahi thi ... arre mera hath pakad liya aur chhodne ke liye tayar hi nahi thi aur to aur ahe even tried to 'kiss' me 5 minute main izzat bachana mushkil ho gaya " he rolled his eyes and shook his head " pata hai kaise hath chhuda kar bhaga hun agar tang nahi tuti hoti to shayad mere pechhe hi bhaag aati "
now on hearing this all 3 riddhima muskaan and armaan burst out laughing again
" haans lo bachhu haans lo... aur tu " pointing at armaan " agar meri jagah tu hota na to pata chalta.."
" arre ... waise aisa ho sakta hai ab meri doctor hi dekh lo isn't she beautiful.." before armaan could realise what he has to say the words were out
riddhima was quite surprised and so was rahul and muski , armaan when realised what he has said tried to rectify it
" i mean .. oc course everybody like b'ful people ab koi bhi ... ummm... dr.riddhima ko dekh kar yeh thodi naa kah sakta hai ki she is a doctor " riddhima narrowed her eyes and armaan quickly changed his statement " i mean she looks more like a beautiful model and .. and i'm sure aapko yeh compliment bahut saare logon ne diya hoga hai na ..dr. r..riddhima " and grinned at her sheepishly , muski shook her head making a mental note to take all the details about her from him, he had never praised any one like this before in front of them
just then riddhima's pager rang and armaan sighed in relief
" sorry guys .. mujhe jaana hoga ek emergency call hai... i will see u later .. bye rahul bye muskaan it was nice meeting you "
" same here riddhima ... ab to milte rahenge " muskaan said brightly
" yeah of course !! " missing the other meaning those words contained
after sometime rahul and muskaan too left as they had come directly from the airport and were tired ... muski left armaan with loads of instructions to follow to which armaan nodded like an obedient child even though she knew that if she has told him to do 10 things he would hardly follow 2 (hehe)
at the nurse station ridhhima was checkinh her files when she heard some nurses busy in conversation
nurse 1: "are teri to kismat khul gayi yaar !!! armaan malik... huhhh (she sighed ) hai use to kha jaane ka mann karta hai .. kash meri duty bhi private ward main lag jaati !!!
nurse 2: " haan yaar ... wo itna kamaal ka handsome hai ki bas aur rich bhi ..aur pata hai aaj jab main usko dawai dene gayi to usne mujhse kya kahaa ? "
nurse 1: " kya ..kya" obviously curious
nurse 2: " usne kaha ki mere baal bahut khoobsurat hain ... aur main to nurse nahi koi khoobsurat model lagti huun ... haiii meri to dil ki dhadkan hi ruk gayi..." putting a hand on her heart
riddhima then recalled ' arre i.. i mean ki inhe dekh kar koi nahi keh sakta ki yeh doctor hain she looks more like a beautiful model...' she then spoke to herself " ohhh i c to yeh mr.armaan malik ka standard answer hai... what a flirt... huh... " she then snapped close her file and went to the nurses
" sister " curtly
" y..yes doctor riddhima " nurse 1 and 2 both
" kya aap logon ki duty yahaan hai ? " in same authorotative tone
" j..ji nahi bas hum log abhi ja hi rahe the " saying this nurse 1 leaves as nurse 2 was about to go riddhima calls her
" aap rukiye ek minute .."
" yes doctor .." little nervous now as she knew that she was shashanks daughter and can be as khaduus as him sometimes
" aapne room 9A ke patient ko medicines de di thi ? "
" ji.. ji wo doctor maine badi koshish kari magar unhone kaha ki wo baad main le lenge kyunki unke office se kuch log aaye hue hain unse milne "
" what do you mean by this sister.. agar patient aapse kuch bhi kahega to aap use maan lengi.. aap instructions kiske follow karti hai doctors ke ya patients ke ?? " in angry tone now
" sorry doctor.." bowing her head down
" aage se khayaal rakhiyega "
" yes doctor " and she leaves
" main hi jaa kar dekhti huun mr.malik aap apna yeh jaadu mujh par nahi chala sakte "
* IN THE ROOM*
" yes.. yes .. yeah.. hmmm.. ok thats fine .. perfect " armaan was busy on his phone and was looking something on his laptop he had five of his managers sitting around him
" manoj " addressing to one of them
" yes sir "
" axion enterprises is in very vulnerable position mauka bahut achha hai we have to be quick i don't want to give modi any chance "
" yes sir "
" mr.ghosh " addressing to the other one " modi ki and hamare other rivals ki market position pata karo ... just see how they are after the meltdown .. i don't want to take any chances but keep your eyes specially on modi ... he is ..."
* KNOCK KNOCK* all heads turn in the direction of the door where they saw a young doctor with angry expressions on her face
" yes doctor riddhima .. i think you are early ... the next visit is at 5 it's only 3:30 now " checking the time on his laptop
" i know what time it is .. i want to have a word with you "
" then just a minute .. mera kaam abhi khatam hone hi waala hai " riddhima stood there with folded arms across her chest her anger rising she fumed thinking 'now he is ordering me !! you just wait mr.malik '
on the other hand ammy was amused to see riddhima's expressions how cute she looked when she frowned 'god its getting soo hard to concentrate now that she is standing there glaring at me' he thought
" ok everyone this will be all for today let me know about the progress tomorrow and manoj have you brought the files which i asked ?"
" yes sir here they are " giving him 3-4 files
" thank you.. ok now see you tomorrow " they all leave
" yes doctor riddhima tell me what is it ? " he asked riddhima whereas in his mind he was busy thinking 'how does she manage to look so beautiful even when angry'
" mr.malik aap ne apni dawai li ? "
" c'mmon riddhima tum to aise behave kar rahi ho jaise hum ek doosre ko jaante hi nahi yeh kya mr.malik- mr.malik laga rakha hai ... call me armaan "
" ok.. to 'armaan' tumne apni dawai li " little irritated now
" nahi.. abhi nahi li " coolly
riddhima comes near the table where she saw his medicines kept as it is , he should have taken them atleast 1 hour ago . she bent down a little to pick them up and her dupatta slips a little showing little bit of her cleavage armaan gulps down and buries himself in one of the files to stop his mind wandering .. riddhima brings the medicine to him
" here .. armaan apni dawai kha lo "
" h..hun.. rakh do main thodi der main kha lunga " he was annoyed as he had to try very hard to control his heartbeat when she was around he wondered why...
" thodi der main nahi abhi " she stressed
"mchh... kaha na kha lunga to kha lunga ... thank you " lowering down his file
"Armaan hurry up .. abhi means abhi ..koi baad vaad main nahi samjhe !!"
"lekin mujhe abhi nahi khani .. yeh bahut kadwi hai " gives a horrified look at it and makes a puppy face
riddhima doesn't seem to melt at this and says firmly " armaan now warna mujhe injection dena padega why do you have to be such a baby always "
" i'm not a BABY and there's no way i'm eating this poison AND i m not taking any injections either " he said stubbornly
" yes i can very well give you an injection .. tum MD honge apne office main yahan you are my patient and you have to do as i say... to batao kya karna hai yeh medicine ya phir injection " glaring at him angrily
armaan was in a fix 'kya karu yaar yeh hitler to lagta hai maanne nahi wali medicine is the better option ammy take that..'
" OK OK i will take these disgusting medicines " he reluctantly took and swallowed them and made an ugly face crying out " oh my god it's poison.. i have been poisoned "
" shut up armaan.. it's not poison " snapping back at him
" how do you know have YOU ever tasted them "
" uuggghhh... no maine aise kaam nahi kiye jo mujhe yeh khani pade samjhe " and before he could come up with any silly dialogue of his she quickly continued " now keep your mouth shut and go to sleep "
" what ab mujhe sona bhi padega .. i have some important files to go through.. im not sleeping now " acting like a stubborn bull again
" nahi souge "
" nahi " challenging her
" soch lo"
"soch liya "
"well fine then " she snatches away files from his hand " ab yeh tumhe tabhi milegi jab tum kam se kam 3 ghante so nahi lete ok "
" hey riddhima !! riddhima give them back " he could not move much because of his fractured ribs and ridz took full advantage of it
now there was someone else too who was watching all this amused at how his stubborn wild son was being forced to obey someone elses orders... armaan saw his father and was relieved .. he called him out for his help
" dad !! thanks dad aap aa gaye .. plz, riddhima se bolo ki wo meri file de de usme axion project hai dad .. you know how important it is.." he pleaded
" sorry uncle main aisa nahi kar sakti na hi armaan apni dawai time se le raha haiaur na hi theek se rest kar raha hai ... now i have to be strict with him he is fooling nurses too "
" of course beta do whatever you feel is right.. i know yeh bahut ziddi hai " now smiling at her obviously on her side .. armaan watched them with his mouth open
" dad !!! u are my dad you are suppose to take my side "
" sorry armaan not this time tumhe riddhima ki baat sunnni padegi " ruling out his plea
" sun liya ab now lie down and sleep in dawaiyon ko lene ke naad neend aati hai aur jab tak tum so nahi jaate main kahin nahi jaane waali samjhe "
" FINE.. huh " then closes his eyes mumbling to himself " i dont believe it my father taking her side ... she is ordering me ARMAAN MALIK MD of malik international ,malik enterprises ..." and blah blah blah he continued his mumbling both virendra and riddhima looked at each other shook their head and sighed after about 15 minutes armaan was sleeping peacefully
" uncle 1 minute let me see ki so gaya hai ki nahi ... i really wonder uncle aap ise kaise sambhalte hain " laughing a little
" bas puchho mat beta ... " amused
she checks on armaan and seeing everything fine she feels relieved
" everyhing is fine uncle.. let him sleep as long as he wants.. and uncle here are the files " giving them back to virendra smilingly
" haha.. thanks beta mujhe nahi lagta ki itne saalon main armaan ko kisi ne aise daanta hai.. " chuckles lightly
" sorry uncle but it was necessary "
" no problem beta .. anytime " ridz smiles and turns to leave
" riddhima !! " virendra calls out
" ji uncle.. ? "
" do come again beta .. and " he waited for a moment debating for a moment what to say then " kuch nahi beta .. just tell shashank ki mian aaj sham ko ghar aaunga bada time ho gaya bhabhi se mile hue "
" sure uncle .. mom aap se mil kar bahut khush hongi .. ok uncle ab main chati hun " with one more look at armaan she leaves the room
virendra stood there for a moment staring at the door then came and sat beside sleeping armaan he lovingly caressed his hair and spoke softly
" armaan..., i think she is perfect for you "
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Me ab apani id hamesa ke liy band kar kha hu kyo ki aaj tak koi chha dost nhi mila bay dosto hamesa ke liy
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Mazher Arshad points out: "It is only second time when Pakistan have ended an ICC tournament without winning a match. First was ICC knockout 1998 in Dhaka."
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Sikandar khaali hath dunia mein aaya aur khali haath dunia se gia -_-
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According to AAJ TAK Survey BJP is going win Delhi assembly without any Problem .. :)
Kejriwaal will get 2% vote.. :P
hahahaha
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India won by 8 wickets
Unfortunately Pakistan lost all of its three matches.
What you say should we support our team or criticise them for their worst performance ??
Who should be dropped after this performance ??
Name the player who you think is the worst performer on this tour.
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Q11 What do you think am i as a person ???
A11... Tu ?? :p hahaha yaar main aaj tak kbhi kissi k sath itna frank nahi hua... Tu sbse mast bndi hai... tu toh ab jaan hai :* <3
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After Match Misbah In press confrence said...Yaar kya Karu Barrish ne saath nhi diya wrna koi hara nhi skta tha aaj....
Sikhar Dhawan said Baarish ko bhi Sikhar tak phochney me time lgta hain...
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1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I
love u ka msg bheja,
Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura
bhala kaha aur boli,
Shut up,
Tum itne mote aur main Slim
and Smart..
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or us ne
fir itni sabziyan fasaayi ki
Aaj aap dekh sakte ho,
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu-Bengan,
Aalu-Shimla mirch,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak
akeli hai..
MORAL:
"MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR
AYE HASEENA..
TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO
TERI SADGI PE MARTE
HAIN".! :);)
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We have a habit of letting ourselves down! Quaid's house destroyed...Quetta in ruins! Hope for a peaceful Pakistan one day!
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Lets Play A Funny Game:
.
.
Kisi Bhi Movie Ka Naam Likho
Uske Baad Laga Do,
"Bathroom Me"
..
Like this:
" kuch kuch hota hai bathroom
me"
"jannat bathroom me "
" tum mile bathroom me"
"ek tha tiger bathroom me"
"Dhamaal bathroom me"
Chalo Start Ho Jao Dekhte hai
Sabse Funny Comment Kiska
Hota hai..:p..
No Abusing/Dirty coments..
..:*.Lover Boy.:*..
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Ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha.
Ladka shahartme nahi tha.
Isliye usne apni girlfriend ko 24 gulab bhejne ka faisla kiya.
Ladke ne fone kiya-Dear, maine tumhare liye utne gulab bheje hai, ain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho.
Fulwale ne socha-Ye aaj ka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 gulab muft me de deta hu.
Aur fulwale ne 24 ki bajay 34 gulab diye.
Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya hai ki uska BREAK-UP kyon hua..!
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BHAIYON AUR UNKE PYARE BEHNO,,,,,,,EK ZARURI SUCHNA...
ATTENTION PLIZ......
"DANCE INDIA DANCE" TO AAP SAB DEKHTE HI HONGE..PAR AAJ WALA EPISODE SE FALTU EPISODE MEINE LIFE MEIN NAHI DEKHA.....KYON KI AAJ "DID" PE AAYA THA MIMO(MITHUN'S SON)..HE IS SUCH A UNTALETED,BAD LOOKING N BAKWAAS BOY....WOH ZARA BHI DESERVE NAHI KARTA K MASTER TERENCE AUR MASTER MARZI K SAATH EK CHAIR PE BAITHE...ISSE ZYADA FALTU AUR BAKWAAS BANDA MAINE INDUSTRY ME DUSRA NAHI DEJKHA..AS A CHOREOGRAPHER I REALLY RESPECT "DID"..SO ZEE TV WALO SE YE MERA TREQUEST HAI K AISE UNTALENTED GUEST KO APNI SHOW MEIN NA LAYA KAREIN,,,ITNE BURE DIN BHI "DID" K NAHI AAYE HAI...
BY THE WAY YEH DEKHKAR MERE DIMAG MEIN EK POETRY AAYA HAI,JO MAIN BENGALI MEIN LIKHNA CHAHUNGA---
GADHA O 1 DIN HERO HOTO.
JODI BAAPER NAAM " MITHUN" HOTO...
PLZ GUYS IS MSG KO ITNA SHRE KARO K KHUD MIMO TAK YEH POHUNCH JAYE...
1 LIKE= 1 PUNCH ON MIMO'S FACE.
1 SHARE= 1 KICK ON MIMO'S HIP
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now falling in love wd the name "ABHIRUCHI" <3 <3 <3 <3
Himanshu Gupta
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I would only lik 2 say aftr d match ...
Go Blue ... Go India ... humhe assman chunay ki aadat si pard chuki hai .... Cox going Green ki addat dharti pay hi rahe gayee hai :P
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Aaj samajh me aaya ki mere under bhi... fb pr koi feeling hai:(
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Aaj Tak logic :
Seriously condemn, bash publicly, show on breaking news Sreesanth and others for Spot-Fixing....
and yet keep 'Mohd. Azhar' as their cricket-expert!!!
Hats-Off
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Girl : Is it true that Semen contains Glucose and Lactose?
Boy : Haan
Girl : Mujhe aaj tak nahi pata tha...
Boy : Chalo isi baat par muh toh meetha karti jao.
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hiiiii every body .good night.assalamu alaikum.
allah hafiz.sabah khair. subh ratry .aadab.
have a nic sweet sweet dream and good bye.
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Girl:" Mujhe is tarah se
propose
karo ki kisi ne nahi kiya ho..
.
.
Boy:" (slapped the girl)
kamini, i
love u
.
.
.
Kutti, Saali, Shaadi karle
mujhse
aur tabah karde Mujhe. :P :/ ;)
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yesssss ind beat pak by 8 wickets n dhawan again played rocksssssss
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