Sabse Zyada Gussa Kab
Aata
Hai..???
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Jab Aapka Teacher Bole
Ki Main
Kal
Class TEST Lunga Aur
Next Day Jab
Wo Test Lena Bhool
Jaye,
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Aur Class Ka Koi Bachcha
Bol De..
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Sir ! Aaj Test Nahi Loge
Kya..???
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Agree ?? ;)
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Killer shayaris....... ..
Using ur brain is strictly, V.Strictly prohibited.
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1.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
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2.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
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3.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
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4.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number you are trying is currently switched off.
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5.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholoaur laga lo.
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6.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
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7.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apnekharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...
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8.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
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9.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....
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10.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!
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11.) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
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12.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks
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13.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
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14.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega.......
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Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha ........
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Wife : 2 Cigarette Q Pee RaheHo ?
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Engineer : Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1 Meri Or 1 Mere
Dost ki...
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Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha...
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Biwi : OMG.... is ur friend fine?
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Engineer : Nhi BewaKoof,
Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H
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Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu !!!
\m/
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Killer shayaris are back
Using ur brain is strictly, V.Strictly prohibited...
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain
3.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
4.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
5.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
6.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
7.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number you are trying is currently switched off.
8.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.
9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
10.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...
11.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
12.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....
13.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!
14.) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
15.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks
16.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
17.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega...good..night..frndss..
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****KILLER SHAYERI****
1. Mehbooba ke pyar me mar gya peter....
Hero honda splender 80km/litre.....
2. IPL dekh kr logo ko maza aa raha hai....
16 saal se CID ka daya ek hi qualis chala raha hai.....
3. Na jaan na pahchan tu mera mehman.....
And the award goes to A.R. Rehman.....
4. Manchester united me khelta hai rooney.....
ACP praduman ne kaha AKHIR chahta kya hai khooni.....
5. Kisi ko na thi mere pyar ki khabar......
Diagram galat ho gya hai rabar de rabar......
6. Teri adao pe me wari wari.....
Dial 139 for railway enquiry......
7. Na jine ki arzu hai na marne ka khof.....
The number you are trying is currently switch off.....
8. Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.....
Naya godrej hair dye, Bas kato gholo or laga lo.....
9. Yun khamosh rahkar tadpaogi kab tak.....
Cameramen praful ke sath deepak chorasiya AAJ TAK.....
10. Menhgai ke is dor me karna padta hai apne kharche par kabu.....
Ek chutki sindur ki kimat tum kya janoge ramesh babu.....
11. Main hu yahan tu hah wahan.....
Lifeboy hai jahan tandrusti hai wahan.....
12. Blood donete krne se pahle hamesha uska group janchna.....
Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachana......
13. Yashomati maiya se bole nandlala.....
Maa isko laga dala to life jhingalala.....
14. Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach.....
Asli masale sach sach MDH MDH......
15. Nach bulbul nach tujhe paisa milega......
Hum CID se hai koi apni jagah se nhi hilega.....
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Kon-2 online he ajao chat kreee..... :)
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1)Kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye, Zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye, Hum toh dhundhte hain waqt aisa jab, Hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye…
2)Chand Ki Chandni Ne Ek Paalki Banayi Hai, Aur Ye Paalki HumneBade Pyaar Se Sajayi Hai, Dua Hai Ye Hawa Tujhse Zara DheereChalna, Mere Pyaar Ko Badi Pyaari Neend Aayi Hai…
3)Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara, Lagta he pyara ek ek tara, Un taro me sabse pyara haiek sitara, Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
4)Zamane bhar ki bato me hamebhula mat dena, jab kabhi yaad aye to zara muskura dena, agar zinda rhe to milenge dost warna is bande ko bhool mat jana…
5)Dosti ka rishta purana nahi hota, isse bada khajana nahi hota, dosti to pyar se bhi pavitra hai, kyuki isme koi pagal ya dewana nahi hota…
6)Jannat main rehne waali pari ho tum meri jaan,meri zindiganiho tum yaro main beth ker jo suna tay hain meri jaan woh kahani ho tum…
7)Ishq Mohbat to hazaro karte he Gum aur judai se sabhi darte he hum to na Ishq karte he na mohbat bus DOST ki ek SMILE k liye SMS karte hai…
8)Wafa Ka Dariyaa Kabhie Rukta Nahin Ishq Mein Premi Kabhi Jhukta Nahin Khamosh Hain Hum Kisi Ke Khushi Ke LiyeNa Socho Ke Hamara Dil Dukhta Nahin!
9)Dil Ki Dhadkan Ko Dhadka Gaya Koi Mere Khawabon Ko Mehka Gaya Koi , Hum To Anjanay Raston Pe Chal Rahay The Achanak Hi Pyar Ka Matlab Sikha Gaya Koi..! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
10)Humne Socha Shayad Hum hichahte hain unko, Par unhe chahne walon ka to kafila nikla, Dil ne kaha shikayat kar KHUDA se, Par Khuda bhi unka chahnewala nikla… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
11)Ek tumko hame yaad karnekifursat nahin, Ek hamko tumhe bhulane ki aadat nahin, Tumhe bhulake jiye bhi to kaise, Sanso ke bina jeene ki aadat bhi to nahin. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
12)Yun to zindagi me ajeeb se mod aynege, Kabhi khushi to kabhi gam layenge, Rakhna hamesha khud ka khayaal, Kyoki aap hasenge to hum bhi muskurayenge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
13)Chandini rato me sara jahan sota hai, Lekin kisi ki mohabbat me koi bad naseeb rota hai, Khuda, kisi ko mohobbat me fida na kare, Agar kare to qyamat tak juda na kare. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
14)Behte ashkon ki zuban nahi hoti, Lafzon mein mohabbat bayaan nahi hoti, Mile jo pyar tokadar karna, Kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
15)Dil ko dhadakne se pahale, Dost ko dosti se pahale, Pyar ko muhabt se pahale, Khusi ko gam se pahale aur ap ko 5 din pahale HAPPY Pongal 2010 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
16)Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behos. Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya, Hum Hosh me aane hi waale the, Ki Aapne fir se muskura diya. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
17)Log apno se rista bhi toud dete hai, Gairo ka daman tham lete hai, Hum to ek phool bhi natoud paye, Log to dil bhi kaise toud dete hai ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
18)Pyar ka deepak jala kar to dekho, Mohabbat ki duniya sasakar to dekho; Tumhe ho na jaye mohbbat humse to kahna, Ek baar najare mila kar to dekho ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
19)Humne bhi pyar kiya tha Thoda nahin bemeesaal kiya tha, Meri to duniya hi badal gai, Jab wo hash kar bole, Are paagal maine to majak kiya tha;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
20)Wo mujhse najare milati rahi, Meri zindgi se khelti rahi, Nahi aai wo meri zindgi ki jheel me, Bas kinaare pe baith kar patthar fenkti rahi ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
21)Hum yaad hai to thik hai, Varna bhula dena, Hui ho koi khata to saja dena, Vaise to hum kore kagaz ki tarah hai, Mann ho to kuchh likhana varnajala dena ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
22)Tum agar gulab hote to toudleta, Tum agar sawal hote to jawab deta, Log jaante hai ki main peeta nahin hoon, Phir bhipi leta agar tum sharab hote ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
23)Mat pucho mere dil se tanhaime Kitne pegam likhata hu,din ko likhta hu, Raat ko likhta hu, subhah ko likhta hu, Shaam ko likhta hu, wo kalam bhi pagal ho gai Jisse tuhara naam likhta hu | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
24)Aakhe kabhi nam na ho, Zindagi me koi gum na ho, Daman khushiyo bhar jaye, Chahe un khushiyo hum shamil na ho. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
25)Tamnna se nahi tanhai se darte hai, Pyar se nahi rusbai se darte hai, Milne ki to bahut chahat hai, Par milan ke baad ki judai se darte hai ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
26)Hoth Hai Chalakta Zaam, Nigahen Hai Jaise Nasha Ki Pyali, Zulfen Hai Jaise Ghata Nirali, Ay Hasina,Teri Surat Hai Bholi Bhali, Sambhaal Ke Rakhna Isey, Warna Chura na Le Jaye Kahi, Teri He Gali Ka Mawaali..
27)Ruthane Ka Hak Aap Rakhte Hain Manane Ki Chahat Ham Rakhte Hain, Aapke Hoton Pe Muskurahat Yoon Hi Bani Rahe Yahi Dua Rab Se Hum Roz Karte Hai…
28)Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge, kaun jane k hum kidhar jayenge…. Hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna, jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge…
29)Dil Se Dur Jinhe Hum Kar Na Sake Paas Bhi Unhe Hum Kabhi Pa Na Sake Mita Diya Pyar Jisne Hamara Dil Se Hum Unka Naam Likh Kar Bhi Mita Na Sake…
30)Har baat samjhane ke liye nahi hoti, Zindagi aksar kuch paane ke liye nahi hoti, Yaad aksar aati hai aapki, Par har yaad jatane ke liye nahi hoti.
31)Koi chand se mahobbat kartahai Koi suraj se mahobbat karta hai, Hum unse mahobbat karte hai Jo hum se mahobbat karte hai…
32)Ye shayari likhna unka kaam nahi, Jinke dil aankhon mein basa karte hai. Shayari toh voh sakhas likhte hai, Jo sharab se nahi, kalam se nasha karte hai…
33)Kehete hai pyar karne wale pagal hote hai Aur jinka dil gehere pyar mein dooba hota hai Aur jo bhi kuch bol dete hai Wo khud ba khud shayari ban jati hai…
34)Ishq me maut se darta kaun hai, pyar to ho jata hai karta kaun hai. Aapke liye to puri duniya hai kurbaan, aur aap kehte ho ki aapki fikr karta kaun hai…
35)Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai Keh na pana hamari majboori hai Aap kyon nahi samajhti is jazbaat ko Kya khamoshiyon ko zuban dena zaroori hai…
36)Kuch sochun to tera khayal aa jaata hai, Kuch bolun to tera naam aa jaata hai, Kab tak chupaon dil ki baat, Uski har ada par mujhe pyaar aa jaata hai…
37)Fiza me mehakti shaam ho tum, Pyaar me jhalakta jaam ho tum, Seene me chupaye feerte hain hum yaadein tumhari, Isliye meri zindagi ka dusra naam jo tum….
38)Bichadte hue yaad de jayenge, Khud sone se pehle aapko khawab de jayenge, Apko gila hai ki hum baat nahi karte, Sanso ke rukne se pehle har jawab de jayenge…
39)Apna Humsafar Bana Le Mujhe, Tera Hi Saya Hu Apna Le Mujhe, Ye Raat Ka Safar Or Bhi Hasin Ho Jayega, Tu Aa Ja Mere Sapno Me Ya Bula Le Mujhe…
40)Sapno Me Ek Pyara Dost Roz Aata Hai, Sath Guzre Har Pal Ki Yaad Dilata Hai… Dil Karta Hai Ye Lamha Yun Hi Ruka Rahe, ParSubah Hote Hi Khwab Toot Jata Hai.. 41)
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chalo kuch to samjhe aap ab jaaker
warna chehre per muskaan kahaan thi
hum to aap beeti keh rahe they
wo samjhe unhe samjha rahi thi
kaafi der hum bolte hi rahe
aur unko baatein na samjh aa rahi thi
kya maaloom wo kya samajh baithe
jo unke chehre pe muskaan cha rahi thi
kareeb jaaker jab maine kahaan
main to aapka dil lauta rahi thi
has ke wo bole main to dar gaya
shaayad tum apna dil liye ja rahi thi.................hello friends
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chalo chalo sb log ithe aa jao...
aaj mainu sb logo ko janana h...
sare member ek ek krke intro de apna...
akhir hm v jane iss page k member kha kha se h...
Intro tym...:)
#PS
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Whatsup guys? Bored ? Well me too !
I have an idea.
Let us all tell our sweet,silly,crazy,amazing,not-so-amazing stories related to METRO here in the comments only :D
Let's see whose story is liked most !!
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Wo mere naseeb me hai ya nhi pta nhi mujhe...
Neend shayad mere naseeb me hargiz-hargiz nhi..!
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Whoz online??
Let's start chit chat ;))
<3 @m <3
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बहुत जादा acceptation नाराजगी का सबब बनता है, इसलिए कभी भी किसीसे बहुत जादा आशाये नहीं रखनी चाहिए
इज दैट क्लिअर?
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پاکستان میں پختون کا خون سستا ہے اور جب انصاف کے لئے پکارتے ہیں تو داد رسی کے لئے بھی کوی ساتھ نہیں دیتا لیکن یاد رکھو وقت آئیگا تو ہر ظلم کا بدلہ چھن چھن کر لینگے کیونکہ ہم پختون ہیں اور ہم کسی کا حساب نہیں رکھتے .
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When I am not able to decide between
'Tum' and 'Aap'
for someone, I switch to English -_-
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Killer shayaris are back
(Please weak hearted people stay away)
Using ur brain is strictly prohibited.
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain🚖
3.)🇬 Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
🚊Pudhil Station Santa cruz...Agla Station Santa cruz..Next Station Santacruz🚂
4.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.😎
5.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha"aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
6.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
7.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
☎Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
8.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
☎The number your trying is currently switched off.
9.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.❤
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.
10.) Traffic jam me atak gayi bike,
Traffic jam me atak gayi bike,
Chalo sab khele Counter Strike
11.) Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
☝1 is neither composite nor prime
12.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak...
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
13.) woh mujhe chor ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
woh mujhe chor ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun
14.) 😇mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...
15.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
♦LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
16.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....
17.) 😈Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
itni shakti hamen dena data..
18.) ☺Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
A for Apple B for Banana…
19.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!
20.) Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
21.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……
22.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
👭Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
23.) Jim karna jaruri hai acche swasth ke liye.....
Jim karna jaruri hai acche swasth ke liye
munni badnam hui darling tere liye
24.) Panch Rupey ka ek samosa Dus Rupey ka Do,✌
Panch Rupey ka ek samosa Dus Rupey ka Do,
ACP ney kaha"DAYA darwaza tod do.
25.) Dar se daro nahi, jst fight it....
Hi, m rajnikanth, mind it!!
26.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega..👬
27.) Khooni ne dikhaya daya ko chaaku.
Khooni ne dikhaya daya ko chaaku,..
Are kya hua Aanandi k baapu??
28.) Fruit box ke uppar hain bannana,..
fruit box ke uppar hain bannana..
kuch bhi ho jaye daya tum goli mat chalana.
29.) America par🇬 Laden ka saya tha....
America par Laden ka saya tha....👥
ACP bola iska matlab khuni balcony se aaya tha..
30.) superhit ho gayi amir ki talash
Daya wo dekho ek or laash
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Mere galle me dard horaa :'(
Koi bhi mera galla dabaado nawww :-D :-P
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Confession#27
ASSALAMUALAIKUM WA RAHMAT ULLAHI WA BARKATAHU
khairiyat frnds?..
PART2
studies me bzy te uno jab wo ladka meri frnd ki inter ki frnd ke sath fb pe frndshp karke 2mnths me us ladki ku gf banake
meri frnd ka contact number nikal ne ki koshish kare...meri frnd ki dost nahi detiyu boli to breakup ki dhamki...meri best frnd ki inter ki frnd bahot addicted hogaye te
aur bahot kuch hogaya ta unlog me ..to majburan numbr dediye uno wo ladke ko....humlog ke colg chalra ta mast khush te humlog..phr ek din us bande ka call aya aur uno apna naam
n al bole phr meri frnd was shockd ki unko number kaha se mila...meri frnd ke bare me sab kuch malum karliye te wo ladka abt her addres n family n al..
unki socald gf ke zariye...phr he started calling my frnd...aur meri frnd ki frnd jo uski gf ti usku cal mesg karna stop kardiye...
he used dat grl for my frnd contact number..itna cheap ladka ta wo..khair uske amal uske sath..phir meri frnd bahot pareshan ti ki kaha se
number mila kaha se malum hua n al abt fmly n addrs..after a week ..meri frnd ki dost meri frnd ko call ki aur drama karna start
kardiye tum mere bf ko muhjse cheen liye waigaira n al..meri dost bahot tens hogae ti ki akhir chalra kya...
frnds next part cont
tc
Allah hafiz
nawty dawl:)..arey rey kya confesr kitna tobi tadpare huh..jaldi post karna katey..:):p
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Rj: Raat Bhar Royi Tum,
Dukhi Ho Gayi Na Mere Ishq Me,
Arohi: Nahi,
Aise Hi Ro Rahi Thi Tumhari Yaad Main.
Rj : Par Me To Yahin Hun
Arohi: Aise Hi Rahoge Na Mere Paas
Rj: Yehi Kehne Aya Tha Tumhen.
K Ab Tmhen Jitna Rona Hai Ro Lo,
Tmhare Rone K Din Ab Gaye,
Me Ye Sab Chor Doon Ga Arohi,
Me Naya Ban Jaon Ga Tmhare Liye
Dekhna Sab Thik Ho Jaye Ga,
Me Bhi Tumbhi Madad Kro Gi Na Meri?
Arohi: Kabhi Naa Kaha Hai?
Rj: Nahii
Bhula Dena Mujhe Hai
Avida Tujhe
Tujhe Jina Hai Mere Bina... <3
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accha chalo jakar gate kholo muje bahar jana hai…
maine bahar aakar gate khola…jeth jee bahar nikal gaye…aur main apne room main aa gaye…aur charpai par aakar let gaye…main aaj poori tarahan santust thee…aaj mere barson ke pyass buj gaye thee…
sham dhal chuki thee …asmaan main andhera hone laga…mere saas sasur aur beti ghar wapis aa chuki thee aur, main khana banne kitchen main chali gaye…us raat khanna khane ke baad muje aise neend aye, ki main bayan nahi kar sakti…
agli subhe main roj ke tarahan subhe 5 baje uth kar doodh dhoane ghar ke peeche gaye…aur doodh dhone lagee…muje nahi maloom ke jeth jee bhee doodh dhoane aye hue thee…main doodh dho kar wapis jane lagee….to muje peeche se jeth je ne pukara…maine peeche mud kar dekha to, wo us jhopadi numa kamren ke darwaje par khade thee….jahan wo apni bhainson ko bandhate hain….jab mene unhe dekh, to unhone muje ishare se apni taraf aane ko kaha…
Asmaan main abhee bhee andhera chaya hua tha....na chathe hue bhee mere kadam unki taraf badhane lagee….jab main door tak phunchi to unhone mera hath pakad kar ander kheench laya…maine us samyen saree aur blouse pehana hua thaa…aur apni chuchyon ko apni duppate se dhak rakha tha….unke kheencahne se main ek dum ander aa gaye….ander atte hue hee unhone ne doodh ke balati mere hath se le lee….aur ek side main rakh dee….
Vijay: aur kaise ho anu….raat ko acchai neend aa hogi…..agar koi marad apne lund se kisi ke choot ka pani nikal dee…to us lugai ko raat main bhut acchi neend atti hai…..
Main apne jeth jee ke mooh se aise baton ko sun kar, ek dum se sharma gaye….abb unke kahi gaye choot lund aur chudai ke baten muje bhee acchi lagen lagi thee…par main bina kuch bole chup chap khadi rahi….
Unhone ne muje apni taraf kheench ke apne se sata laya….aur jo dupata maine apne blouse ke ooper le rakha tha…unhone ne use nikal kar ek taraf tang daya…aur mere blouse ke ooper se mere chuchyon ko maslane lagee…main unki bahon main kasmasne lagee…unhone ne mere honto ko apne honto main le laya….aur chusna chalu kar daya…
Mere hath khud ba khud unki peeth par chale gaye…aur main unki chati se chipak gaye…unke hath bhee mere peth par aa gaye….aur peeth se hote hue neeche anne lage…mere badan main ek baar phir se masti chane lagee…choot main phir se ek baar lund ko lene ke laye khujali hone lagi….
Achank unhone ne muje ulta kar daya….abb mere peeth unki taraf thee…unhone ne mere peticote ko ooper uthaya….aur muje diwar ke sahare agge ke taraf jhuka daya…mene apni hathelyon ko diwar se sata laye…unhone phir apne ghutno ko thoda sa mod kar neeche jhuk kar apne lund ko peeche se mere choot ke ched par tika daya…mere ander wasna ke lehar doud gaye…aur mere mooh se aah nikal gaye…
Choot ke phanken phadphadane lagi….unhone ne mere kamar ko pakad kar agge ke taraf dhakha mara….lund ka supad mere choot ke diwaron ko phelata hua ander ghuss gya…aur do teen dhakhon main poora ka poora lund mere choot main sama gya tha….jaise hee lund ka supad mere bachedani se takraya….mere badan main aag see lag gaye…mene apni choot ko unke lund par aur jor se daba daya….
Thodi der shant rehane ke baad unhone ne mere kamar ko pakad kar teji se dhakhen lagane shuru kar daya….lund teji se ander bahar hone laga….main poori tarahn mast ho chuki thee…aaj wo bhut teji se apne lund ko mere choot ke ander bahar kar muje chod rahe thee…muje unke lund ke nase apne choot main fulati hui mahsoos ho rahi thee….koi 5 min ke tej aur lagtaar chudai main hee unke lund ne pani chor dya…aur wo hanfane lagee…mere choot main abhee bhee aag lagi hui thee…aur main unke pani chor rahe lund par apni choot ko peeche ke taraf dabane lagee…par tab tak lund dhela padh chukka tha…aur unka lund sikur kar mere choot se bahar aa gaya tha…main tej sans lete hue unki taraf ghum kar unhe dekhane lagi…
Vijay: (muje apni taraf dekhata dekh kar) sorry anu aaj main apne aap par control nahi rakh paya…kaya karun anu tumhari choot itni tight aur garam hai…ki lund ander jate hee pani chor dee…
Main unki baat sun kar ek dum se sharma gaye…aur apni peticote neeche karke…apna duppata laya….aur doodh ke balati uth kar ghar ke taraf jane lagee…ghar phunch kar main apne kaam main lag gaye…nasta banaya aur beti ko tayar karke school bej daya..
Us din mere jethani ghar wapis aa gaye….par vijay tab tak mere choot ka diwana ban chukka tha…use jab bhee moka milta wo muje chod deta….par abb wo muje har baar santust nahi kar pate….kyonki hamesh humen kise se pakde jane ka dar rehtha tha…
Ek din raat ke 12 baje ke baat hai…ghar main sab so rahe thee….jeth jee ne muje 12 baje ghar peeche wale hisse main anne ko kaha tha….jeth je nee wahan ek purani charpai bhee laga lee thee…us raat main jab charpai par leti, apni tangon ko uth kar jeth je ka lund apni choot main le rahi thee…mere jethani ne humen range hathon pakad laya….
Shanti: ye kaya kar rahe ho tum dono….salle madarchod kahin ke….abb samaji kyon tab muje nahi chodata…sale iss raand ke choot main koi naye cheez lagi hai kaya….kalmuhi tuje mera hee ghar mila tha…ujaren ko
Wo humen adhi raat ko unchi awaz main galyan de rahi thee…shanti ek dum badhak gaye thee…aur bolte-2 wo apne ghar ke taraf jane lagee…jeth jee bhee uske peeche-2 chale gaye…main dar ke mare jaldi se uth kar apne kapdhe theek kaye…dar se mere jaan nikli jaa rahi thee…aur man main soch rahi thee…ki kahin kisi ne sun na laya ho…main to kise ko mooh dikhane ke layak nahi rahungee…
Jab main ghar aye to sab so rahe thee…maine rahat ke saans lee…par us raat main dar ke mare so nahi paye thee...subhe kaya hone wala hai…ye soch-2 kar main hath pair dar ke maren kaanp rahe thee…
Khair subhe hue…charo taraf sanata sa pasra hua tha…mera dil abb bhee dar ke mare joron se dhadak raha tha….neha school ja chuki thee…jaise hee mere saas sasur kheton ke lye gaye…mere jaan main jaan aye….main unke jane ke baad gate ko band nahi kaya tha…mere samaj main nahi aa raha tha ki akhir main karun to kaya karun…main apne khalyon main khoi hui charpai per bethi thee….
Tabhi achank kise ke anne ke ahat se main apni khylon ke dunaya se bahar aaye….samen mere jethani shanti khadi thee…uske face par ghuss bhara hua tha….wo ander aye aur bade gusse se bole
Shanti: dekh anu mene tuje apni choti behan ke tarahn mana hai…par tune apni saree handen paar kar dee hai….tuje jara bhee sharam nahi aye…arre dayan bhee saat ghar chor deti hai…par tuje mera hee ghar mila tha barbad karen ke laye…
Main: (ek dum se uske samen gidgidane lagee) didi muje maaf kar do…muje bhut badi bhool ho gaye….main kasam kahati hun ki main aab bhai sahab ke sath aisa koi sambandh nahi rakhungee….
Shanti: main tumhen maaf nahi kar sakti…kyonki jo tune kaya hai…wo mafi ke layak hai hee nahi….par haan main ye baat kisi ko nahi batungee…par agar aaj ke baad muje kisi aise baat ka pata chala…to yaad rakhana mujse bura koi nahi hoga…
Aur shanti palat kar chali gaye…main wahin neeche bethi rone lagee….phir thodi der baad main uth kar hath mooh dhone chali gaye…par maan ko iss baat ke tasli thee, ki kam se kam shanti humare nazyaz rsite ke baren main kisi ko nahi batyegee….
Aur shanti palat kar chali gaye…main wahin neeche bethi rone lagee….phir thodi der baad main uth kar hath mooh dhone chali gaye…par maan ko iss baat ke tasli thee, ki kam se kam shanti humare nazyaz rsite ke baren main kisi ko nahi batyegee….
Din phir se gujaren lage….us ghatna ka asar lagbhag muj par khatam ho chukka tha…par mene apne app ko is baat ke lye pakka kar laya tha…ki main agge se aisa koi kaam nahi karungee…jiska asar mere aur neha ke jindgi par padhe…kyon ki aab wo bhee jawani ke dahleej par khadi thee…
Aaj gopal ke ludhiana gaye hue, 11 mahine ho gaye…us din main ghar par jhadu laga rahi thee…bahar ka gate khula hua tha…neha ghar par hee thee…uske 10th ke exam khatam ho chuke thee…aur result anne main abhee 2 mahine thee….tabhi gopal mere samen aa kar khade ho gaye…ghar ke sab log angan main bethe hue thee…gopal ko dekh sab khusi se bhar uthe…ghar main charo taraf khusi ka mahol sa ban gaya….
Us din raat ko main jab gopal ko khanna paros rahi thee….
Gopal: anu iss baar main tumhen apne sath hee lekar jaunga….
Main: par wo maa aur pita jee
Gopal: bade bhai sahab hain na….akhir wo bhee unke bete hain…main subhe unse baat kar loonga…
Agle din gopal ne vijay bhai sahab se baat kar lee…aur wo maan bhee gaye….aur main gopal ke sath ludhiana jane ke tayari karen lagee…
2 may ka din aaj bhee muje yaad hai….jab main apne gaon aur susral se bhut door ja rahi thee…ek naye shahar main….yahan ki jindgi hamren gaon se bhut hee alag kism ke thee….main neha ke sath apne pati ke sath ludhiana aa gaye….gopal ne wahan par ek room rent par le rakha tha…gopal neha ko agge padhane ke haq main nahi thee…kyonki unka manna tha, ki agar beti jayda padhi likhi ho gee…to uske laye uske kabil ladaka doondhen main pershani hogee…aur hamri arathik sithithi bhee hamra sath nahi de rahi thee….aur shahar main waise bhee kharcha kuch jayda hee hota tha…
Dhere-2 main aur neha us naye shahar ke jindgi ke anusar dhalen lagee…ghar bhut acchi tarahan chal raha tha…hum neha ke shadi ke lye pasion ko jama karen lagee thee…main bhee neha ke sath ghar par beth kar silai bunaye ka kaam karen lagee…jise kuch extra income bhee hone lagee…sab kuch theek thaak chal raha tha….
Par hone ko najane kaya manjoor tha…ek din jab gopal ghar par aye…to unke chahre par dard ke bhaav thee…mene unse poocha ki kaya baat hai….unhone apne joote utare, aur apna pair dekhane lagee….unke pair ek taraf chota sa jhakham ho gaya tha….mene ghar par padhi ek cream unke pair par laga dee…par wo ghaav din ba din badhata hee ja raha tha…aur theek hone ka naam nahi le raha tha….
Dhere-2 ghaav itna badh gaya,ki unko kaam par jane main dikkat hone lagi…humen bhut ilaaj karvaya par koi fayda nahi hua…ghaav aab bhut jayda badh gaya tha…wo jadya chal phir nahi pate thee…jiske karan unhe naukari se nikal daya gaya…main aur neha jitna kamati thee…wo sab unke ilaaj main khatam hone laga…jama punji bhee khatam ho gaye…abb to ghar main khane ke laye bhee kuch na thaa, is begane shahar main hum ek dum akele padh gaye thee….room ka rent dene ke paise bhee nahi thee…do mahine se room ka rent nahi de paye thee…aur makan malik ne kamra khali karen ko keh daya tha…aur humen do din main kamra khali kar doosra kamara doondhana tha…par doosre kamra lene ke lye bhee paise chahe thee…
Par ek din ek rajesh naam ka adami hamre room main aya….gopal char pai par lete hue thee…jab gopal ne rajesh ko dekh to wo charpai se uth kar khade ho gaye….
Gopal: aao rajesh aur kaya haal hai
Rajesh : main to theek hun, aaj hee gaon se wapis aya hun….tere bare main pata chala to tere pass chala aya…
Gopal: kaya batun yaar…hum to roti ke laye taras gaye hain…yaar tun to hamren gaon ke taraf ka hai…yaar hamari kuch to madad karo….
Rajesh: dekh bhai tuje to pata hai…main abhee abhee apni behan ke shadi karwa kar aa raha hoon…mera hath bhee bhut tight hai…par haan main kise ko janta hun jo tumhari madad kar sakta hai…
Gopal: theek rajesh bhai aap ek baar muje unse milwa do…aap ka bada ahsaan hoga….
Rajesh: theek hai tun mere sath chal….
Aur gopal rajesh ke sath uske bike par beth kar chale gaye…unke jane ke baad ke hamara malikmaakan phir se aa gaya…aur room ko khali karen ke lye kehane laga
Main: dekhe bhai sahab ek din aur ruk jaye..hum aap ko kiraya de dengee
Malik makan : nahi muje aise kirayedaar nahi chahe…tum aaj room khali ka do…nahi to main kal tumhara samaan sadak par phenk dunga…kal tak ka time hai tumhare pass…
Dophar ke jab gopal wapis aye to, mene unko saree baat bata dee…
Gopal: theek hai tum saman bandho…hum aaj hee ye room khali kar dengee…
Main: par hum jayengee kahan…
Gopal: tum chalo to sahi main batata hun….
Main: par hum jayengee kahan…
Gopal: tum chalo to sahi main batata hun….
Darsal gopal rajesh ke sath jisse mil kar aye thee….wo ek 35-37 saal ke aurat thee….wo Punjab ke hee rehani wali thee….wo bhut hee moti aur bhare badan wali aurat thee…uske pati ke mout kafi pehale ho chuki thee…phir use apna ghar ko chalne ke lye galat yani (randi bazi ka pesha) apna laya tha…aur 2 saal ye kaam karen ke baad usen up ke hee ek ladke ke mahesh shadi kee thee….uske baad usen khud to ye kaam chor daya tha…par aab wo apne customers ko ladkyan dilane lagee thee…ye sab muje baad main pata chala thaa…khair jab hum wahan phunche to muje uske baren main kuch jayda pata nahi tha…us aurat ka naam veenu tha…veenu subhav se bhut hee acchi aurat thee…uska apna khud ka ghar tha…aur uske ghar ke sath ek chota sa ghar aur tha…jo usen kuch hee din pehale khareeda tha…us ghar main sirf ek room aur kitchen aur bathroom tha….veenu ne humen wo ghar kuch dino ke lye rehane ke laye de daya tha….jab hum wahan phunche to mere pehali mulkat veenu se hui….
Veenu: (mere pati aur muje apni beti ke sath dekh kar)aao betho gopal samman le aye…
Gopal: jee haan le aya….
Veenu: Mahesh o mehesh jara sath wale ghar ke chabhi to la….(wo apne doosre pati ko naam se pukar rahi thee)
Jab uska pati bahar aaya…..to mene dekha wo 25-26 saal ka ladka tha…hight choti thee…wo veenu ke samen bikul bacha sa lag raha tha…main samaj rahi thee…shayd ye uska bhai yan devar ho ga…..
Veenu: Mahesh se chabhi lekar gopal ko dete hue) ye mera pati hai mahesh
Jab muje pata chala ke Mahesh uska pati hai….main ek dum se harian ho gaye….par main chup chap bethi rahi….chabhi le kar humne bahar aakar sath wale ghar ka gate khola…aur apna samman set karen lagee…
Dhere-2 main aur veenu ke jaan pehachan badhen lagee…veenu ke do ladkya thee aur ek ladka tha…teeno school main padhate thee….dhere-2 muje veenu ke dandhe ke bare main bhee pata chal gaya…koi 2 mahino tak use hamari bhut madad kee…par main uski ek baat se bhut khus thee, ki usen kabhi bhee muje apne dandhe main shamil hone ko na hee kaha., aur naa hee mere samen koi aise baat kee…veenu ne mere pati ka ilaaj bhee karwaya…par pati ka ghaav kam hobne ke baje badhata ja raha tha….hum veenu ke ahsaan tale dabate ja rahe thee…par usen kabhi bhee muje na to majboor kaya aur na hee uksya…ki main ye kaam karun…wo neha ko bhee apni beti jaise manati thee…humara din raat ka khanna aab wahan hee hota tha…iske badle main uske ghar ke saaf safai aur uske kapdhe wagerha saaf karen lagee…wo bhee muj se bhut khus thee…
Par akhir wo bhee kab tak hamari madad karti…dhere-2 hamari halat din ba din kharab hoti ja rahi thee…ek din gopal ne fanisla kaya ki, hum apne gaon wapis chalengee…par gaon wapis jane ke lye bhee kam se kam 1000 rs to chahe thee…gopal ne muje veenu se baat karen ko kaha…
Par mera dil pasie mangaen ke laye maan nahi raha tha…akhir aur kitna jhuk sakti thee main….par mere pass aur koi chara bhee na tha…
Ek din wo hua…jise mere jindgi ko poori tarahan badal daya….raat ke 9 baj rahe thee….main veenu ke ghar par khana bana kar abhee bahar angan main bethi thee….veenu ke ghar ka angan kafi bada tha…raat ko wo bahar hee sote thee…bahar main cooler ke samne beth kar apne passene ko sukha rahi thee…veenu bhee bahar palang par mere sath bethi hui thee….
main cooler ke samne beth kar apne passene ko sukha rahi thee…veenu bhee bahar palang par mere sath bethi hui thee….
Tabhi uska mobile baja….veenu ne no dekha…no dekhate hue uske honto par muskan aa gyaee…
Veenu: hello abhi aur baton kaise yaad kaya humen….
Abhi ek **** saal ka bhut hee gora chita ladka tha…wo kafi paise wala tha…aur veenu ka paka customer tha…wo mahine main ek do baar veenu ke pass ata aur veenu har baar uske lye koi na koi naye ladki doondh kar uske sath bej deti…wo kai baar ghar par aa chukka tha…islye main use janti thee…par mere usse koi baat nahi hui thee…
Veenu: abhi main tuje 5 min baad call karti hun…abhi to time bhut ho gaya hai…dekhati hun kahin koi anne ko raji ho jayee
Veenu ne phone kaat daya…aur soch main padh gaye….
Main: kaya hua didi koi pareshani hai….
Veenu; (muskarte hue) wo apna abhi hai na….uska lund akada hua hai…..aur uski choot chahe…par abb is time kahan se kisi ko doondhun…tun to janti hai…ki aise customers ko main naraz nahi kar sakti….
Thodi der sochane ke baad veenu ne mere taraf dekha….mene us samen saree aur blouse pehana hua tha….phir uske honto par muskaan aa gaye…aur mere taraf dekhate hue boli
Veenu: tun milegee abhi se…milane se uska matlab us ladke ke sath bistar par letana…mere to jaise hath pair sun ho gaye…muje samaj main nahi aa raha tha..ki main veenu didi ko kaya jawab doon…unke itne ahsaan thee hum pe ki, main seedhe -2 mana nahi kar sakti thee….
Main: (thodi der sochane ke baad) par didi aap to janti ho…main aise aurat nahi hun…maine kabhi aisa kaam nahi kaya hai….mere pati ke elava muje kisi doosre mard ne chua tha nahi hai….(wo alag baat thee ki mere aur jeth jee ke beech sambandhon ko mere jethani ke elava aur koi nahi janata tha)
Veenu: main janti hun anu….par issame main koi aur ladki yan aurat kahan se laun…anu mere ye baat maan le, warna agar wo ladka ek baar mere hath se nikal gaya…to is shahar main mere jaise aur bhee bhut hain….pls manna mat karna…..
Main: par didi main ye kaam nahi kar sakti…aap ke hum par bade ahsaan hain…hum thode dino main gaanv chale jangee…aur wahan se aap ke paise wapis bhenj dengee..
Veenu: kaya paglo jaise baat kar rahi hai tun…..paiso ke baat nahi hai….dekh waise bhee wo muje ek ladki ke ek raat ke 3000 rs dega…jisme se 2000 ladki ke hee le jati hai…jo main tumhen de doongi….phir tum aram se apne ghar chali jana…sirf pasion ke baat hoti…to main tumhen kabhi na kehati…paise chahe tun abhee lekar chali ja…par muje abhi teri jaroort thee…aur tum mana kar rahi ho…
Main soch main padh gaye…abb main karun to kaya karnu….veenu didi ke hum par bhut ahsaan thee…unhone ne humen 3 mahino tak sahara dya tha..mere pati ke ilaaj karwa rahi thee…usen kabhi bhee mere aur neha ke baren main galat nahi socha tha….ek baar to usen ek admi ko bus yahi kehane ke lye peet dya tha…ki wo neha ke sath raat bitana chatha tha…..
Veenu: kaya soch rahi hai…koi jor jabardasti nahi hai….par jaldi bata usko kaya jawab doon…dekh 9:30 baj rahe hain…..
Abb mere pass didi ke baat ko talane ke lye koi chara nahi tha….mene dhadkate dil ke sath hami bhar dee…aur didi ne khus hote hue abhi ka mobile no dial kaya…
Veenu: hello haan abhi….sorry yaar istime koi bhee ladki free nahi hai…aur jo hain bhee wo is time nahi aa sakti, sun abhi tun anu ko janta hai na (thodi der chup rahen ke baad)
Veenu: haan -2 wahin usse milega……….chal theek hai tun phir jahan aa jaan (par didi phir se chup hokar uski baat sunane lagee thodi der baad) chal theek hai main use lekar ati hun (aur didi ne phone kaat dya
Main didi ke baat ko sun kar ek dum ghabra gaye….
Main: didi main kahin aur nahi jaungee…muje dar lagta hai…use yahin bula lo…aur waise bhee itni raat ko kaya keh kar jaungee…
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Mera naam anu hai...mera janam ek sadharan pariwar main up ke ek chote se gaon main
hua … mere ghar muje se badi ek bahan aur ek bhai hai dono ke shadi ho chuki hai … ye tab ke baat hai jab mere age 18 saal thee.. abhi jawani ani shuru hee hui thee tab mere didi ke shadi ko 5 saal ho chuke thee aur main 12th main padh rahi thee…
ek din jab main school se ghar aye, to ghar main matam chaya hua tha… maa neeche jameen par bethi ro rahi thee jab mene maa se poocha to maa ne koi jawab nahi daya.. aur papa jo ek kone main khade ro rahe thee .. unhone muje uthaya, aur mere aur dekhate hue bole….. beta tumhari didi humen chod kar isdunaya se chali gaye….
Mere parion se tale se jameen khisak gaye, aur main foot -2 kar rone lagi…didi ko ek beti thee jo shadi ke ek saal baad hue thee main apne saree pariwar ke sath jija jee ke ghar ke lye chali gaye didi ke anktim karya hui
Uske baad dhere -2 sab normal hone lagee… didi ke mout ke do mahine baad jija jee apne beti ko lekar hamre ghar aye… tab main school gaye hui thee… jija jee ke ghar walon se kaya baat hui, muje pata nahi…. par jab main ghar phunchi to, maa muje ek room main le gaye, aur muje se boli…..
Maa: beta meri baat dhayan se sun…. tuje to pata hai na aab teri didi ke gujar jane ke baad… tere didi ke beti ke dekh bhaal karen wala koi nahi hai, aur tere jija jee doosri shadi karen ja rahe hain… abb sirf tum hee apne didi ke beti ke jindgi kharab hone se bacha sakti ho….
Main: (harain hote hue) main par kaise maa…..
Maa: beta tun apne jija se shadi kar lee… yahin akhir rasta hai…. Dekh beti manna mat karna… main tumhare hath jodati hun…(aur maa ke ankhon main ansoon aa gaye)
Main: (maa ke ansoon mujse dekhe na gaye) theek hai maa , aap jo bhee kaho gee…main karen ke laye tayar hoon..
Maa: beta tune mere baat maan kar, mere dil se bhut bada boj utar daya hai…
Aur uske baad maa doosre room main chali gaye…. Didi ke mout ke 6 mahine baad, mere shadi mere jija jee se karwa dee gaye…mere sare armano ke bali de dee gaye…
Jija jee abb mere pati ban chuke thee….unka naam gopal tha… shadi ke baad main jab apne sasural phunchi…raat ko mere saas ne muje, ghar ke kamren main betha daya…bistar jameen par laga hua tha…ghar kacha tha…yahan tak ke ghar ka farsh bhee kacha hee tha….main neeche jameen par lage hue bistar par bethi… apni anne wale jindgi ke baren main soch rahi thee….aisa nahi tha ki muje sex ke baren main kuch nahi pata tha…. Par bhut jayda bhee nahi janti thee…
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sorry swati ...maine jo bhi kiya....tumhre sth ..
.maine jo bhi kaha tumhai ...bt never worng its true kyu ki jo dil mai tha v kah diya ....m sorrrry....abh kbhi fb use nhi krunga...kkk...pls m sorry bus sch kaha ....jo dil mai tha......:-(
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Wife: I am Pregnant.
pappu: Par main to england me
tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
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Pappu: Ullu mat bana kamini
photo to kamar tak hi thi...
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Pappu will be pappu...!!!
PoGo dekhne mat jana :D :D
Yo Gesh
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:) :) Gud nyt frndz nd sweet drmzz... :) :)
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Chura liya ha tumne jo dil ko.nazar nhi churana sanam.kasam se meri tum zindagani.khi badal na jana sanam.gud nit.
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Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai. aur
kya problem hai
Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon
ki meri life mein koi problem hi naa ho
Lekin agar meri life mein koi problem
naa ho toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi
problem hai…
And bull shit she is worried yaar
Usse toh celebrate karna chahiye
Because this is exactly what she wants
Seriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo mooh
kholti hai
Mann karta hai mooh mein kuch thuss
doon
Trust me yaar 6 mahine mein I have
had it all
Sab dekh liya maine
Abbe kaunsa pyaar, kaisi relationship,
kaahe ki khushiyaan?
Relationship ka matlab hi yeh hota hai
to enter into your own happiness
Uske baad all you have to worry about
is
Uski khushiyaan, uska birthday
Uske kutte ka birthday
Uska new year jo kabhi tumhara bhi
new year tha
Inn ladkiyon ko naa koi khush nahi
rakh sakta
A happy woman is a myth
Tu batman wali ko dekh le
Saala jab tak batman nahi bana, tab
tak bolti rahi
Tum toh kuch karte nahi ho
Naakara ho, napunsak ho
Main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise
reh sakti hoon
Jis din bechara batman ban gaya
Uss din boli, tum toh batman ban gaye
Arrey mujhe toh ek normal insaan
chahiye tha
Main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti
hoon
Sab saala naa in kahaaniyon ka dosh
hai
Bloody bollywood romantic masala
Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua,
dono saath saath, film khatam
Iske baad ki story koi nahi batata
Iske baad ki kahaani main batata hoon
Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko 2 din hug
nahi kiya toh problem
Hug kiya to chep ho rahe ho
Itna bhi achcha nahi lagta
Saali shopping khatam nahi hoti inki
Pehle cushion aaye fir curtains aaye
Cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye toh
aur cushion aaye
Mere ghar mein mug itne hai ki unko
bechne jaun toh mahine ka kharcha
nikal aaye
Ek toh jo cheez kharidne jaayegi
Woh cheez kharid ke nahi aayegi
2 hafte dimag chategi ki table lena hai
table lena hai
5 ghante mall mein bitaa ke ek sadi si
chappal utha ke le aayegi
Aur phir agle do hafte dimag chategi
Table lena hai table lena hai…
Office me kaam kar raha hoon
Phone aa jayega
Phone uthate hi bol deta hoon
Baat nahi kar sakta
Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna?
2 minutes kar loge to kya ho jayega
Arrey 2 minute kar lunga to tujhe kya
mil jaayega meri maa
Thik se to kar paunga nahi
Aur iske baad I love you bole bina
phone kaata to naatak
Sabse zyaada dimaag ki dahi is mobile
phone ne ki hai
Katiya hi ghatiya invention hai saali
Trust me I say patta hai saala patta
Ek toh inke ad bhi dekho
Lo ji 1 paisa per second
Aur phone karo
Aur phone karo
Arrey call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi
na badh jaati hai karne ko
Phir iska jawab unhe bhi do
Tumhare pass baat kyun nahi hai
karne ko
You have lost interest in me
Tumhe hmm hmm hi karna tha toh
maine tumhe phone hi kyun kiya ?
Arrey meri maa mujhe kya pata tune
mujhe phone kyun kiya ?
Jaake Bharti Mittal se puch naa
Tujhe main bata raha hoon
Uss ad mein naa woh kutta nahi kutiya
hai
Seriously shart laga sakta hoon
Wherever you go, we follow
Tujhe kya lagta hai
Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo ke India
nahi jaa raha hai aur galti se pahuch
gaya?
Nahi usko pata tha
Woh bechara toh kahin door jaana
chahta tha
Biwi ke chakkar mein bolna pada India
jaa raha hoon
Nahi toh 10 sawaal puchti
Kahaan jaa rahe ho
Kyun jaa rahe ho
Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan
jaa rahe ho?
Seedhe seedhe kyun nahi bolte mujhse
kahin door jaana chahte ho ?
Aaj tak bechaare ka mazaak udaati
hai duniya
Office mein kaam kar raha hoon
SMS aajayega
I love you
Theek hai main bhi SMS kar deta hoon
I love you too
Iske baad SMS pe SMS shuru
Abbe kaam kya karti hai office mein ?
2 SMS ka reply mat karna
Turant phone aayega
Phone mat uthaa
Toh 10 minutes mein message aa chuka
hoga
I don’t think it’s working anymore
10 minutes mein Babu I love you se I
don’t think it’s working anymore
And this is when they are not even
down
Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne
heart attack kyun aate hain
Aur yeh gay bande itne successful kyun
hote hai ?
Because they don’t have a woman to
screw their happiness naa
Log kehte hai naa behind every
successful man, there is a woman
True.
But koi ye nahi bataata ki behind every
unsuccessful man, also there is a
woman
Aur yeh toh koi bhi bata sakta hai naa
ki unsuccessful logo ki taadaat
Successful logon se kayi guna zyada hai
is duniya mein
Saala office me kaam kar raha hoon
Keh raha hoon late ho jaaunga
Toh khaana nahi khaayegi
Phir bhookhi so jayegi
Arrey main keh raha hoon khalo toh
dikkat
Kya karoon naukri chodd doon ?
Phir saale ghar jaao
Pehle inhe manaao inhe khilaao
Inke baad khud ki bhookh toh waise hi
mar jaati hai
Inn sab ke baad bhi insaan kisi tarah
Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua
hai naa chup chaap
Ghadi ghadi
Kya soch rahe ho???
Kya soch rahe ho???
Kya soch rahe ho???
Arrey kuch nahi soch raha meri maa
Yeh soch raha hoon tera mooh kaise
band karoon
Kya soch raha hoon
Camera laga doon dimag mein
Iss sab ke baad
We never talk
We need to talk
I don’t think it’s working any more
And main tujhe bata raha hoon
You cannot discuss anything with a
woman
Because they call it a discussion
But any discussion with a woman is an
argument
Aur argument mein toh tu boss unn se
jeet hi nahi sakta
Because hum aadmiyon ki ek basic
need hoti hai
To make sense in an argument
Ladkiyon ko koi farak nahi padta
Sense jaisi bekaar si cheez ki wajah se
woh
Argument kaise haar jaye
Ek toh aaj ki baat pe argument aaj
hoga hi nahi
Aaj ki baat pe jhagda hoga 2 mahine
baad
Yahaan saala yaad bhi nahi hota hai 2
mahine pehle hua kya tha ?
Ladkiyaan bacha ke rakhti hain
Yeh chota hatiyar nahi
Yeh bada hatiyar hai
Isse badi ladai mein use karenge
Tu kabhi try kar liyo khud ko sahi
saabit karne ki
Tujhe lag hi raha hoga ke iss point se tu
apni baat ko saabit kar lega
Lekin tabhi ek awaaz aayegi
Ungli neeche karo
Tune dhyaan bhi nahi diya hoga
Lekin tumhari nadaan si ungli unki
taraf point kar rahi hogi
And suddenly , the whole argument will
flush down the gutter
Aur mudda ye reh jaayega ki
How dare you point a finger at me ?
Kisne banaya yeh rule
Kisne ?
Saala woh beech argument mein tumhe
joota phek ke maar de toh koi dikkat
nahi
Lekin tum unki taraf ek ungli point
kardo
Saara mudda khatam
Wo sahi tum galat
Shaadi se pehle woh nagin been kyun
bajta hai, haan
Kyun ki band wala bhi tumhe
chetawani de raha hota hai ki kaun aa
raha hai tumhari zindagi mein
Inka signature tune hai woh
Ab yeh bata woh kya karne aayi thi
tere paas yahaan
Same cheez main karoon toh
Uske kisi friend ko call karke
Ab yeh problems ginaau toh
Kahegi achcha tumne meri friend ko
call kiya
Hmm hmm
Tum unki sympathy gain karna chahte
ho ?
Why don’t you go and sleep with her?
It’s ridiculous yaar !!
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#3754 : Ek bar jab mai apni girl friend ke sath park mai baitha tha tab mera kiss lene ka man kara toh maine apne aas pass dekha tab waha par koi nahi tha tab maine usse kaha toh woh man gayi....jab maine uski kiss liya.......pta nahi us waqt kahi se meri society ke bhaiya aa gaye us waqt unhone kuch nahi kaha but jaise hi mai ghar par gaya tab sare bade logo ke sath bhaiya khade the aur unhone sabke samne isske bare mai puccha gaya us waqt jab ghar wale joh question puch raha aise lag raha tha ki mano mai toh khatam..
#male
#delhi
#Admin : haan, tere bhaiya un chaar logon me se hain jinke bare me sbke ghr wale khte rhte hain :p dekh le ek tjhe mil gye hain, kya krna hai :p ;)
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I mIsS <3 yOu FriEnds ;-)
Who LikE My FriendShip :-)
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मेरा नाम नरेन्द्र मोदी है !
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सभी देशवासियों और खासकर उत्तराखंड के निवासियों से माफी चाहता हुं कि इस दुख की घडी में मैं आपके साथ नहीं हुं ,
क्योंकि मैं विपक्षी पार्टी का नेता हुं !!
मेरे पास इन जैसी आपदाओं से निपटने के लिए एक योग्य टीम है , जिसे लेकर मैं उत्तराखंड गया था , लेकिन मुझे वहां पीडीतों की मदद से रोक दिया गया ,क्योंकि मैं विपक्षी पार्टी भाजपा से हुं !!
मैने उत्तराखंड के मुख्यमंत्री को 24 हेलीकोप्टर राहत कार्यों में लगाने की मिन्नत की, ताकि जल्द से जल्द पीडीतों को बाहर निकाला जा सके लेकिन उसे नकार दिया गया ,, क्योंकि ये नरेंद्र मोदी का ओफर था , और दुर्भाग्य से मैं नरेंद्र मोदी ही हुं !!
मुझे वहां कार्य करने नहीं दिया गया क्योंकि मैं केदारनाथ से व्यक्तिगत रुप से जुडा हुं , मैने कई साल यहां पर गुजारा है ,, मैं बाबा केदारनाथ को अपने हाथों से दुबारा सजाना चाहता हुं लेकिन मुझे रोक दिया गया क्योंकि मैं एक हिन्दुत्ववादी नेता हुं !!
क्युंकि मै किसी राजघराने में नहीं पैदा हुआ , इसलिए मुझे उतराखंड के अपने भाईयों की सेवा से वंचित रखा गया !!
इसलिए मेरे प्यारे भाईयो और बहनों ,,मुझे माफ करना , क्योंकि मैं नरेंद्र मोदी हुं , इसलिए मैं आप लोगो की सेवा नही कर सकता !!
अंत में मन में एक आशा के साथ विश्वास जगाकर आपको ये आश्वासन देता हुं कि ये पाप का बादल छंटेगा , नई रोशनी आएगी !!
नया सवेरा होगा !!
मैं दुगुने जोश से आपकी सेवा के लिए वापस आउंगा ,, ये वादा है मेरा !!
आज ये पापी भले ही मुझे रोक लें लेकिन कल हम सभी का है !! —
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it's raning........
Anjali : I, I....
Rahul : I love u, i love u
Anjali : huh??
Rahul : Shit, uh...maine kabhi nahi socha tha ki mai kavi kisiko ye kahunga bt I, I really love u..uhh......shit..
Both laughs.
Rahul : I hope main usko ye sab kehe pau,u knw maine kitni baar socha ki mai jake usko ye kehedu, bt everytime uske pas jata hu, toh ye kehene ko jaise hi hota hu main sochta hu ki main bolunga, kuchh uske sath......
Anjali : Kis se?
Rahul : Tina se, aur kis se?
Rahul :uhh uhh... fir se karte hai haa? Main Rahul aur tum, tum Tina.
hey look up na... Mujhe...uhh yeah... I, I love u.
Anjali : I love u too (in tears)
Rahul : Wo yahi kahegi na? Huh?
Anjali : Hmm yeah (in tears)
Rahul : ohh come on give me a hug. Main usko kehedu?
Anjali : hmm ( in tears)
Rahul : abhi jau???
Anjali : hmm :( :( :(
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Yahaan zara comment karna
Sab ke sab :P
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Tum logo ki DP dekhni hai :P
Kis ka zydah lussh hai ;) ;)
!!Aaryan
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#2036 Hyderabadi Confessions ; ) : D
Assalamu"leikum ..
Something worth sharing Admin plz do post this yaar thank u :)
Boys laugh at what they put girls through but they wont be
laughing when,
They're wiping tears off their daughters face for the same
reason. :'/
One fact that I Have Experienced through Life Till yet is,
Beautiful girls are Valued, Nomatter theyy are not Loyal
Kind N All .
And the One who Doesnt, They Have Too damnn Loyalty n
Kindness in Their Heart :')
And If a girl is Ditched byy A #SocalledStud And When they
are Alone, Their is always a Nerd Guy waiting for her,
Sitting by Side N Sayyiin Dont worry I am here Only, I
know you were too Busy collecting Stones in your Life
That you were about to lost a Diamond , But dont worry I
am here only N Wait till the time you end And when it will
be over, Ill just come And Hug you from Back :')
#RespectGirls. :') They are Priceless N A Princess :'))
Valuee Them
Neither Ill be not taking a second thought to disrespect
your Fuckedupp face in Public. Get that #SocalledStuds ? .
thank you all :)
ADMIN-SñâZ
#walaikumsalaam...!! Betiyan ghar ki raunaq,bahu ghar ki khushiyan,maa jannat ka darwaza...:) girls rocks (y)
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====10:00pm====
shaitano or jangli billiyo chllo masti tym
kuch pyar bhri mithi bate ho jaye
LETS START CHIT CHAT***
Hit LIKE & CMNT
Abuse /Misbehave / Dirty Language
R.I.P. In Ban List..!!
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Please answer it...
Ek confusion hai
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Ye ladkio ke "HMMMMMM" nd "k" ka jawab kya hona
chahiye..?
(kameena admin)
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#Antakshiri Time.....
Kahan hai sab??Aajaye idhar antakshiri khelte hai.. ;) Ujaad gaane nakko gaoo zara ache gaane gaoo..
Chalo Start...
"**Rebbeca**"
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Thappa pachhi etle tomorrow ek surprise for you...;-)
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Chatting Time ;)
Aa Jao Saare :)
Baate Shaatein Ho Jaye Thodi :)
Mayank<3
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Hum Dard Jhelne Se Nahi Darte..
Par Us Dard Ke Khatam Hone Ki Koi Aas To Ho..
Dard Chahe Kitna Bhi Dardnaak Ho..
Par Dard Dene Waale Ko Uska Ehsaas To Ho..!
GOOD NIGHT FRIENDS
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Kadi dil apna folh k vekh kite mera naa ta nai likhya kyo rehna hai ve dur sajna kadi kol beh k ta dekh sajna ... chat tym... SwTy
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