Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at mid-
nite
.
Girl: – Hello Dear
.
Boy :- Haan ji (aa gayi maa ki aankh
pakaane)
.
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..??
.
Boy : kuch nahin (pakode talraha hoon )
.
Girl : – bataao na..?
.
Boy :- kuch nahin dear ( aadhi raat ko
kya karte hain..! )
.
Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi socha
chalo call kar loon
.
Boy– achha kiya (kamini kal Office ke
late karwaa ke rahegi )
.
Girl : – hello koi gaana sunao naa.. bore
ho rahi hoon
.
Boy: –nahin yaar (mujhe radio staion
samajh rakha hai kya aur 12 baje k baad
toh radio channel bhi band ho jaate
hain )
.
Girl:– plz sunao na….
.
Boy:– kal pakka ( uff iski tohaisi ki taisi )
.
Girl :- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai.. if u
luv me den u will sing for me
.
Boy : time kya ho raha hai .?? dear (yeh
padosiyon ko bhi jagwa ke hi maanegi )
.
Girl : -12:30
.
Boy: – aur kal mere Office me bahut
kaam hai
.
Girl: -tumne toh bola tha ki tum Office
ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho
.
Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh teri
bakwaas kaun sunta)
.
Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa
gaana
.
Boy : par gaane k baad phone rakh degi
( fans gye beta toh jhelna toh padega hi)
.
Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait kar
rahe ho kya..??
.
Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne shak
karna bhi start kar diya)
.
Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko,
khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin
aayegi..
.
Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh aadmi
wrong number bhi nahin lagata)
.
Girl : – chalo ab sunao
.
Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiya hai toh
jhelna toh padega hi..ban ja
aadhi raat ko.. Himesh Reshamiya )
Girl : yeh waala gaao– adayein bhi
hain.. muhabbat bhi hai.. nazaakat bhi
hai.. mere mehboob mein .
.
Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata
(kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
.
Girl : toh koi dusra suna do…
.
Boy:- Wait.. sochne de (kya gaaun ki aaj
ke baad mere
muh se gaana sunne ka naamtak naa
le )
.
Girl: Gaao na…
.
Boy sings : -
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
phulo ka taroon ka sabka kehna hai..
ek hazaaron mein meri behna hai..
saari umar hamein sang rehna hai..!!
.
(Le aaj ke baad naam nahin legi gaane
ka…ishki toh maa ki aankh)
.
Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..??
.
Boy : mera favorite song hai
(samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai
kamini )
.
Girl: – hmmmm mujhe neendaa rahi
hai.. bye….
.
Boy :- arey kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno
toh.. tum
nahin sunaaogi kya..?? (mission
complete)
.
Girl:– bye.. baad mein.. good
night..take Care jaanu
.
Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi
kamini..jaanu jaanu bol ke.. o terri.. Yeh
toh 2 baj gaye..ab sounga kab aur
Jagunga kab)..xP
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TRP & GRP Rating - Week 24
(First number this week, second number last week).
1- Daily television shows (TRPs):
Diya Aur Baati Hum
4.4
4.1
Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai
3.5
3.1
Pyaar Ka Dard Hai
3.2
3.0
Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah
3.1
3.0
Saath Nibhana Saathiya
2.9
2.5
Qubool Hai
2.8
2.9
Balika Vadhu
2.6
2.8
Madhubala – Ek Ishq Ek Junoon
2.5
2.9
Sapne suhane Ladakpan Ke
2.5
2.3
Veera
2.5
2.1
Masterchef
2.5
2.0
Uttaran
2.3
2.2
Pavitra Rishta
2.1
1.9
Sasural Simar Ka
1.9
1.8
Saraswatichandra
1.8
1.6
Na Bole Tum Na Maine Kuch Kaha
1.7
1.5
Devon Ke Dev. Mahadev
1.6
2.0
Sanskaar
1.6
1.8
Ek Hazaaron Mein Meri Behna Hain
1.5
1.4
Chidiya Ghar
1.4
1.4
Bade Achche Laggte Hain
1.3
1.4
Baalveer
1.3
1.3
Maharana Pratap
1.3
1.3
Bani – Ishq Da Kalma
1.3
1.2
Lapataganj
1.3
0.5
Hitler Didi
1.2
1.2
Punar Vivah
1.0
1.1
Savitri
1.0
1.1
Jeanie Aur Juju
1.0
0.9
Rab Se Sohna Ishq
1.0
1.0
Ek Ghar Banaunga
0.8
0.7
Connected Hum Tum
0.7
1.1
Parvaarish
0.7
0.7
Anamika
0.7
0.6
Amita Ka Amit
0.6
0.7
Chanchan
0.6
0.7
Kaisa Yeh Ishq Hai
0.5
0.5
Do Dil Ek Jaan
0.5
0.5
Khubsoorat
0.5
0.4
Badalte Rishton Ki Daastan
0.4
0.5
Housewife Hai
0.4
0.5
Amrit Manthan
0.4
0.4
Junoon
0.4
0.3
......
2- Weekend serials and reality shows (TRPs):
Hum Ne Li Hai Shapath
0.9
1.5
Savdhaan India
1.2
1.2
Waah Waah Kya Baat Hai
0.8
0.7
FIR
0.7
0.6
Arjun
0.9
1.0
Comedy Circus
1.1
1.3
Crime Patrol
1.7
1.7
CID
2.3
2.3
Adaalat
0.8
0.9
Shaitan
0.9
0.9
Ramayan
0.5
0.5
Fear Files
Sun: 1.9
Sat: 1.8
Sun: 1.9
Sat: 2.2
DID Super Moms
Sat: 2.8
Sun: 3.2
Sat: 3.0
Sun: 3.6
.......
3 - Television channels (GRP):
Star Plus
254
242
Zee TV
193
180
Colors
181
198
Sony TV
151
150
SAB TV
140
138
Life Ok
127
149
Set Max
116
110
ZCN
108
108
Star Gold
106
99
Star Utsav
53
-
Movies Ok
51
53
Sahara One
19
16
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What is your favourite one liner dialogue from your favourite serial? (Mention the one liner along with serial's name).
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SUPER JOKE MUST READ...
Girlfriend called to her Boyfriend at Mid-Nite...
Girl: Hello Dear..!
Boy: Haan ji..! (aa gayi maa ki aankh pakaane)
Girl: Kya kar rahe ho..?
Boy: Kuch nahin..! (pakode tal raha hoon)
Girl: Bataao na..?
Boy: Kuch nahin Dear..! (aadhi raat ko kya karte hain)
Girl: Neend nahin aa rahi thi socha chalo call kar loon..!
Boy: Achha kiya..! (kamini kal Office ko late karwaa ke rahegi)
Girl: Hello koi gaana sunao naa.. bore ho rahi hoon..!
Boy: Nahin yaar..! (mujhe radio staion samajh rakha hai kya aur 12
baje ke baadtoh radio channel bhi band ho jaate hain)
Girl: Plz sunao na..!
Boy: Kal pakka (uff iski toh aisi ki taisi)
Girl: Naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai.. If you love me then you will sing for me..!
Boy: Time kya ho raha hai..? Dear..! (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwa ke hi maanegi)
Girl: 12:30am
Boy: Aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai..!
Girl: Tumne toh bola tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho..!
Boy: Haan..! (agar nahin bolta toh teri bakwaas kaun sunta)
Girl: Sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa gaana..!
Boy: Par gaane ke baad phone rakh degi (fans gaye beta toh jhelna toh padega hi)
Girl: Kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait kar rahe ho kya..?
Boy: Nahin darling..! (ye lo.. saali ne shak karna bhi start kar diya)
Girl: Fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko, khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi..!
Boy: Teri kasam..! (itni raat ko toh aadmi wrong number bhi nahin lagata)
Girl: Chalo ab sunao
Boy: Theek hai (beta pyar kiya hai toh jhelna toh padega hi... ban ja aadhi raat ko...'Tansen')
Girl: Yeh waala gaao...
"Adayein bhi hain.. Mohabbat bhi hain.. Nazaakat bhi hain..
Mere mehboob mein..!"
Boy: Yeh mujhe nahin aata..! (kamini ..tareef sunegi apni)
Girl: Toh koi dusra suna do..!
Boy: Wait.. sochne de..! (kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere muh se gaana sunne ka naam tak naa le)
Girl: Gaao na..!
Boy sings:"Phulo ka taroon ka sabka kehna hai..! Ek hazaaron meinmeri behna hai..!! Saari umar hamein sang rehna hein..!!!"
(Le aaj ke baad naam nahin legi gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki aankh)
Girl: Yeh kyun gaaya..?
Boy: Mera favorite song hai..! (samajhdaar ke liye ishara hi kaafi
hai kamini)
Girl: Hmmmm... Mujhe neend aa rahi hai... bye..!
Boy: Aray kahaan jaa rahi ho.. suno toh.. tum nahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission complete)
Girl: Bye.. baad mein.. good night.. take Care.. Jaanu..!
Boy: Take care.. Jaan..! (jaan Le gayi kamini.. jaanu jaanu bol ke..)
O terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..!!
Ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kabhi..!!! :D :P
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super funny, ab tak ka bestjoke. . .
Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at mid-nite
.
Girl: - Hello Dear
Boy :- Haan ji (aa gayi maa ki aankh pakaane)
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?
Boy : kuch nahin (pakode talraha hoon )
Girl : - bataao na..?
Boy :- kuch nahin dear
( aadhi raat ko kya karte hain..! )
.
Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi
socha chalo call kar loon
Boy-- achha kiya
(kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi )
.
Girl : --hello koi gaana sunao
naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio staion
samajh rakha hai kya aur 12 baje k
baad toh radio channel bhi band ho jaate hain )
.
Girl:-- plz sunao na.....
Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi )
Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai..
if u luv me den u will sing for me
.
Boy : time kya ho raha hai dear (yeh padosiyon ko
bhi jagwa k hi maanegi )
Girl : --12:30
Boy: -- aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai
Girl: --tumne toh bola
tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho
Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh
teri bakwaas kaun sunta ).
Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa gaana
Boy : par gaane k baad
phone rakh degi ( fans gye beta
toh jhelna toh padega hi )
.
Girl :-kyun kisi aur ki call kawait kar rahe ho kya..?
Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne
shak karna bhi start kar diya)
.
Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko,
khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi..
Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh
aadmi wrong number bhi nahin agata)
.
Girl : - chalo ab sunao
Boy:theek h(beta pyar kiya hai to jhelna to padega
hi, ban ja aadhi raat ko Himesh reshamiya )
Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein bhi hain..
muhabbat bhi hair.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere
mehboob mein
Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata
(kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
Girl : toh koi dusra suna do...
Boy:- Wait.. sochne de
(kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere muh
se gaana sunne ka naam tak naa le )
Girl: Gaao na...
Boy sings : -.
phulo ka taroon ka sabka
kehna hai.. ek hazaaron meinmeri behna hai.......
saari umar hamein sang rehna he..!!!!!!!!
( Le aaj ke baad naam nahinlegi
gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki aankh )
.
Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..?
Boy : mera favorite song hai
(samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai kamini )
.
Girl: - hmmmm mujhe neend aa rahi
hai.. bye.........
.
Boy :- aray kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno toh.. tum
nahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission complete)
.
Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. goodnight..take Care
jaanu
.
Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi
kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke.. o terri..Yeh toh 2 baj
gaye..
ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kab
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SUPER JOKE MUST READ
Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend
at
mid-nite
.
Girl: - Hello Dear
.
Boy :- Haan ji
(aa gayi maa ki
aankh
pakaane)
.
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?
.
Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal
raha hoon )
.
Girl : - bataao na..?
.
Boy :- kuch nahin dear
( aadhi raat ko kya karte
hain..! )
.
Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi
socha
chalo call kar loon
.
Boy-- achha kiya
(kamini kal Office ke late karwaa
ke rahegi )
.
Girl : --hello koi gaana sunao
naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
.
Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio
staion
samajh rakha hai kya aur 12
baje k
baad toh radio channel bhi
band ho
jaate hain )
.
Girl:-- plz sunao na......
Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh
aisi ki taisi )
.
Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna
hai..
if u
luv me den u will sing for
me
.
Boy : time kya ho raha hai .?
dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi
jagwak hi r
maanegi )
.
Girl : --12:30
.
Boy: -- aur kal mere Office mein
bahut kaam
hai
.
Girl: --tumne toh bola
tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto
mein karr
lete ho
.
Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh
teri bakwaas kaun sunta )
.
Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi
romantic sa gaana
.
Boy : par gaane k baad
phone rakh degi ( fans gye
beta
toh jhelna toh padega hi )
.
Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait
kar rahe ho kya..?
.
Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali
ne
shak karna bhi start kar diya)
.
Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne
ko,
khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call
nahin aayegi..
.
Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh
aadmi wrong number bhi
nahin
lagata)
.
Girl : - chalo ab
sunao
.
Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiya hai
toh jhelna
toh padega hi..ban
ja
aadhi raat ko.. Himesh
Reshamiya )
Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein
bhi hain..
muhabbat bhi hair.. nazaakat bhi
hai.. mere
mehboob mein .
Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata
(kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
.
Girl : toh koi dusra suna do...
.
Boy:- Wait.. sochne de
(kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere
muh
se gaana sunne ka naam tak
naa
le )
.
Girl: Gaao na...
.
Boy sings : -
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
phulo ka taroon ka sabka
kehna hai.. ek hazaaron meinmeri
behna hai.......
saari umar hamein sang
rehna he..!!!!!!!!
( Le aaj ke
baad
naam nahin legi
gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki
aankh )
.
Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..?
.
Boy : mera favorite song hai
(samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi
hai kamini )
.
Girl: -
hmmmm mujhe neend aa
rahi
hai.. bye.........
.
Boy :- aray kahaan jaa rahi
ho..suno
toh.. tum
nahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission
complete)
.
Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good
night..take Care
jaanu
.
Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi
kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke..
o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..ab
sounga kab aur
Jagunga kab
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EPIC: Gal called boy at mid nyt......
Gal-hello jaanu..!!
Boy-hello baby.. ( Fir agayi maa ki aankh pakaane )
Gal-kya kar rahe ho..??
Boy -kuch nahi...n ( Pakode tal raha hoon )
Gal-Batao na ??
Boy-kuch nahi baby.... ( Raat ko koi kya karta hai saali )
Gal-Neend nahi arahi thi socha chalo call karlu..
Boy-Acha kia..( Kal subha baap se laatein tu khayegi na )
Gal-hello koi gaana sunao na Bore ho rhi hun...
Boy-Nahi baby....( Main radio station hun na phone milaaya aur red fm 93.5 shuru hojaun *music* )
Gal-Plz na
Boy-kal pakka....( Dheeth ki aulaad hai & aise kahan maanegi )
Gal-Nahi nahi nahi.... If u love me dn abhi sunao..
Boy tym kya ho raha hai??( Iske gaane ki maa ki )
Gal-3.30am..
Boy-Aur mjhe kal bhot kaam b hain..
Gal-Aise kya kaam hain? Tumne toh kaha tha har kaam jaldi khatam kar deta hun..!!
Boy-Haan... ( Nahi kehta toh teri bakwas sunni padti )
Gal-acha plz ek gaana suna do
Boy-acha phir ph rakhne degi?? ( pata nahi kab soyegi kameeni)
Gal-kyu..?kiske phone ka wait kr rhe ho ?
Boy-Arrey kisi ka nahi.. ( ullun ke patthe thodi na hote hain sab jo is tym tak mjhe call karte hain )
Gal-chalo ok gana gao..
Boy-ruko ( Aisa konsa gana gaaun jisse saali gaane ka naam na le dubaara )
Gal-gaao na..??
Boy-phulon ka taaron ka sabka kehna hai ek hazaaron mein meri behna hai..
Gal- ye gaana kyu gaya..?
Boy-baby mra favrt song ( sad gayi )
Gal-mjhe neend arahi hai.. Bye gunyt..
Boy-kya hua bby....? ( Ab jaag na ? 😎 bol na gaana gane ko😈Iski ma ki )
Gal-kch nahi.. Gunyt..
Boy-ok bby.. Mmuuah ( mission complete 😎😈)
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Jeevika Has Taught Me To Be Paitient In Real Life – Krystle Dsouza
As the show is coming to an end, Krystle gets emotional and doesn’t want the show to end.
Krystle Dsouza who is seen in Ek Hazaaron Mein Meri Behna Hain on Star Plus gets candid with us and pours her heart as she talks about her personal and professional life.
Talking about her show, Krsytle says, “I don’t have any clue whether the show is going off-air as we haven’t been informed about this. I personally love this show. It has given all of us so much name and fame and I am thankful to each and everyone associated with the show. I personally don’t want the show to end as I have been so engrossed in playing my character the shades of which ranged from being a sweet girl to a married women. ”
Krystle has fond memories with all attached to the show, “It is not only me but all of us are very much attached to the sets. We have our share of masti and togetherness and at times we play pranks on each other. At the end of it all we are best of friends. Amongst all my co-stars it is Nia Sharma and me who are like sisters and we have our set of gossip. We both are mischievous too and when we are on the sets you will find us together all the time as we love to chit-chat.”
About her personal life Krystle says, “Yes, I do have a personal life like another girl my age. I have my set of family and friends with whom I go out and also enjoy with my friends like any normal girl.well If you ask me whether Krystle and Jeevika are similar or different to each other, I would say that the maturity that Jeevika has I don’t think Krystle has! Jeevika has taught me to be patient, to understand things well, to emphatise with all. I would have never understood many things in life like the way Krystle understands.”
“Lastly I would like to thank all my fans for loving the show and making us what we are” concludes Krystle.
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Gal called boy at mid nyt..=)]
Gal- hello jaanu..!!
Boy- hello baby..X_X =-? ( Fir agayi maa ki aankh pakaane )
Gal- kya kar rahe ho..??
Boy - kuch nahi..=-? ( Pakode tal raha hoon )..
Gal- Batao na ?? :]Y
Boy- kuch nahi baby..#:-s =-? ( Raat ko koi kya karta hai saali :& )
Gal- Neend nahi arahi thi socha chalo call karlu..
Boy- Acha kia..=-? ( Kal subha baap se laatein tu khayegi na :& )
Gal- hello koi gaana sunao na \=D/
Bore ho rhi hun..#:-s
Boy- Nahi baby..>:/ =-? ( Main bc radio station hun na phone milaaya aur red fm 93.5 shuru hojaun *music* )
Gal- Plz na ;;)
Boy- kal pakka..=-? ( Dheeth ki aulaad hai :& aise kahan maanegi )
Gal- Nahi nahi nahi..:]x
If u love me dn abhi sunao..
Boy - :| tym kya ho raha hai? =-? ( Iske gaane ki maa ki )
Gal- 3.30am..
Boy- Aur mjhe kal bhot kaam b hain..
Gal- Aise kya kaam hain? Tumne toh kaha tha har kaam jaldi khatam kar deta hun..!!
Boy- Haan..=-? ( Nahi kehta toh teri bakwas sunni padti )
Gal- acha plz ek gaana suna do ;;)
Boy-acha phir ph rakhne degi? =-? ( pata nahi kab soyegi kamini>:O)
Gal- kyu..? kiske phone ka wait kr rhe ho ?
Boy- Arrey kisi ka nahi..=-? ( ullun ke patthe thodi na hote hain sab jo is tym tak mjhe call karte hain )
Gal- chalo ok gana gao..\=D/
Boy- ruko =-? ( Aisa konsa gana gaaun jisse saali gaane ka naam na le dubaara )
Gal-gaao na..??
Boy- phulon ka taaron ka sabka kehna hai ek hazaaron mein meri behna hai.. ;;)
Gal- >:O:'(:( ye gaana kyu gaya..?
Boy-baby mra favrt song ..=-? ( sad gayi \=D/ )
Gal- mjhe neend arahi hai..
Bye gunyt..
Boy- kya hua bby..=-? ( Ab jaag na ? bol na gaana gane ko >:OIski ma ki =)))
Gal- kch nahi..
Gunyt..
Boy- ok bby..
Mmuuah
=-? ( mission complete \=D/ ) \
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Girlfriend called to her
Boyfriend at Mid-Nite... Girl: Hello
Dear..! Boy: Haan ji..! (aa gayi maa ki
aankh pakaane) Girl: Kya kar rahe ho..?
Boy: Kuch nahin..! (pakode tal raha
hoon) Girl: Bataao na..? Boy: Kuch
nahin Dear..! (aadhi
raat ko kya karte hain) Girl: Neend
nahin aa rahi thi
socha chalo call kar loon..! Boy: Achha
kiya..! (kamini kal
Office ko late karwaa ke
rahegi) Girl: Hello koi gaana sunao
naa..
bore ho rahi hoon..! Boy: Nahin yaar..!
(mujhe radio
staion samajh rakha hai kya
aur 12
baje ke baadtoh radio channel
bhi band ho jaate hain) Girl: Plz sunao
na..! Boy: Kal pakka (uff iski toh aisi ki
taisi) Girl: Naa mujhe aaj hi sunna
hai.. If you love me then you
will sing for me..! Boy: Time kya ho
raha hai..?
Dear..! (yeh padosiyon ko bhi
jagwa ke hi maanegi) Girl: 12:30am
Boy: Aur kal mere Office mein
bahut kaam hai..! Girl: Tumne toh bola
tha ki tum
Office ka kaam minto mein
karr lete ho..! Boy: Haan..! (agar nahin
bolta
toh teri bakwaas kaun sunta) Girl:
Sunao naa plzz koi
romantic sa gaana..! Boy: Par gaane ke
baad phone
rakh degi (fans gaye beta toh
jhelna toh padega hi) Girl: Kyun kisi
aur ki call ka
wait kar rahe ho kya..? Boy: Nahin
darling..! (ye lo..
saali ne shak karna bhi start
kar diya) Girl: Fir kyun bol rahe ho..
rakhne ko, khao meri kasam
ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi..! Boy: Teri
kasam..! (itni raat ko
toh aadmi wrong number bhi
nahin lagata) Girl: Chalo ab sunao Boy:
Theek hai (beta pyar kiya
hai toh jhelna toh padega hi...
ban ja aadhi raat ko... 'Tansen') Girl:
Yeh waala gaao...
"Adayein bhi hain.. Mohabbat
bhi hain.. Nazaakat bhi hain..
Mere mehboob mein..!" Boy: Yeh
mujhe nahin aata..!
(kamini ..tareef sunegi apni) Girl: Toh
koi dusra suna do..! Boy: Wait..
sochne de..! (kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad
mere
muh se gaana sunne ka naam
tak naa le) Girl: Gaao na..! Boy sings:
"Phulo ka taroon ka
sabka kehna hai..! Ek hazaaron
meinmeri behna hai..!! Saari
umar hamein sang rehna
hein..!!!"
(Le aaj ke baad naam nahin legi gaane
ka...ishki toh maa ki
aankh) Girl: Yeh kyun gaaya..? Boy:
Mera favorite song hai..! (samajhdaar
ke liye ishara hi
kaafi
hai kamini) Girl: Hmmmm... Mujhe
neend
aa rahi hai... bye..! Boy: Aray kahaan
jaa rahi ho..
suno toh.. tum nahin sunaaogi
kya..? (mission complete) Girl: Bye..
baad mein.. good
night.. take Care.. Jaanu..! Boy: Take
care.. Jaan..! (jaan Le
gayi kamini.. jaanu jaanu bol
ke..)
O terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..!!
Ab sounga kab aur Jagunga
kabhi..!!!
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Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at mid-nite
.
Girl: - Hello Dear
Boy :- Haan ji (aa gayi maa ki aankh pakaane)
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?
Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal raha hoon )
Girl : - bataao na..?
Boy :- kuch nahin dear
( aadhi raat ko kya karte hain..! )
.
Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi
socha chalo call kar loon
Boy-- achha kiya
(kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi )
.
Girl : --hello koi gaana sunao
naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio staion
samajh rakha hai kya aur 12 baje k
baad toh radio channel bhi band ho jaate hain )
.
Girl:-- plz sunao na.....
Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi )
Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai..
if u luv me den u will sing for me
.
Boy : time kya ho raha hai dear (yeh padosiyon
kobhi jagwa k hi maanegi )
Girl : --12:30
Boy: -- aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai
Girl: --tumne toh bola
tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete
ho
Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh
teri bakwaas kaun sunta )
.
Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa gaana
Boy : par gaane k baad
phone rakh degi ( fans gye beta
toh jhelna toh padega hi )
.
Girl :-kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait kar rahe ho
kya..?
Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne
shak karna bhi start kar diya)
.
Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko,
khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi..
Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh
aadmi wrong number bhi nahin agata)
.
Girl : - chalo ab sunao
Boy:theek h(beta pyar kiya hai to jhelna to
padega hi, ban ja aadhi raat ko Himesh
reshamiya)
Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein bhi hain..
muhabbat bhi hair.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere
mehboob mein
Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata
(kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
Girl : toh koi dusra suna do...
Boy:- Wait.. sochne de
(kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere muh
se gaana sunne ka naam tak naa le )
Girl: Gaao na...
Boy sings : -.
phulo ka taroon ka sabka
kehna hai.. ek hazaaron meinmeri behna hai.......
saari umar hamein sang rehna he..!!!!!!!!
( Le aaj ke baad naam nahin legi
gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki aankh )
.
Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..?
Boy : mera favorite song hai
(samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai kamini )
.
Girl: - hmmmm mujhe neend aa rahi
hai.. bye.........
.
Boy :- aray kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno toh.. tum
nahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission complete)
.
Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good night..take Care
jaanu
.
Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi
kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke.. o terri..
Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..
ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kab.......:-p
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