FIR 11th June 2013 Written Episode

Jisse pyar kro usey agr pa liya to
isse Kismt kehte h,
Aur jo kismt m nhi h fir bhi sirf usi
se pyar kro to ise Mohabbt kehte hain..
♥♥♥Gn
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i want 2 confes sumthng.
ma hamasha sochti thi k agar imc underworld hota to kia hota!?
Usman bayg - Final year = sub se bara don
Jahanzib Shahid - 4th year = his right hand
sajeel - 3rd year = chota don (ya fir lamba don ;p)
rizwan - 3rd year = aslam bai
wattu - 2nd year = chota gangster.
1st year walo k parr nae niklay abhi.

acha mera chotay baio. ab iss post pe tapp khane ki zrurat nae ksi ko. ye meri imagination ti. aur mene burri sense ma nae kaha.
inn sub ne personally kbi nae kaha muja kuch. blkay respectful rhay. pr hum dekhteen hain sub. wo ek jo roub aur dab-dabba hota he na among u b0ys. isliay kaha. plz koi laray na is post pe,,

X- final year

# admin note...... par nikla aee hain 1st year ke...kisi mein jurat hai to hamain rok ke dikhae
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has anyone else noticed that the spruce trees has now changed to fir trees and iv got to chop down spruce iv bought 3 lots in the medium size and still no spruce
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Karoge fir yad guzre zamane ko tarsoge hamare sath ek pal bitane ko fir aawaz doge hame bahar aane ko, Ham kahenge Darwaza nai he khabr se bahar aane ko.
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Pakistan cricket team is like Ajay Devgan, jab dushman maar maar k thak jaye fir maaro :D
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Jaane kyun woh beete pal yaad aaye... Jaane kyun hawaon ne fir panne palat diye... Jaane kyun bachpan fir yaad aaya... Jaane kyun.....
gud nite all frnds and sweet dreams.... Magar jaane kyun fir woh pal yaad aaye......
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Lafzon se jo tha pare
khaalipan ko jo bhare
Kuch to tha tere mere darmiyaan
rishte ko kya mod doon.....naata yeh abb tod doon
yaa fir yun hi chhod doon darmiyaan......
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I m sorry yar... I knw wats going on ur mind bt mai kya krta sara search kr liya bt koi achi line hi nae mile tu pta nae kha kha se sad lines copy n paste krte hai... Sweetheart nw i wnt 2 b real plzzz yar.. U knw aj mujhe subah se hi hichkiyaa... Aa rahe hai i knw tu hi yad krte ho ge wrna or kon hai mera.. Plz i realy luv u.. Agar himat nae ho pate drink half botle f vodka n dn cme nl9 fir msg kr.. Fir dekh kaise tera msg ata hai mujhe tu bahut yad ate hai ab isme meri kya galte..
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#131
Saala canteen wala sardaar
Jab bhi pepsi mango to bolta h ji thandi nahi h....
Aur jab jane lago to bolta h ek min ruko aur fir ek chilled si pepsi lake handover kardeta h...
Saale andar rakhke kya karta h.... black m bechega kya....???
Tujhse accha to maggie wala h... chahe jaisa bhi h dikhne m...
Chilled pepsi to rakhta h...
Wo to america bhi gya hua h :P

But h chilli potato m tu h best h bhai :D :P

Admin- wah!! pahle to saale saale karke baate kar raha tha aur abb bhai ban gya :P ;)
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Chalo Friends Ab So Jaayo Kal Milte Hai Jinda Rahe To Admin Nagina Saifi
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Tera saq doorr krna a dil nu hath te rakh k fir kr lai saq
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After waiting patiently fir him to come get it .. La la la lalalala
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Fir d'lescht war ech dobannen wéi kee Waasser do stung! :(
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Wife:"Dekho ji News Paper me
bhi likha hai k sharaab nahi
peeni chahiye.. .
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Sharabi Husband:"to band
kardu fir ??
Wife:"Haa Promise karo ?? .
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Husband:"Ok to kal se ghar pe
News Paper band....
Husband Rocks, Biwi Shocks.
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aaj B.J.P. ki jo haalat hai use dekhte huey next election me fir se CONGRESS ki Govt. banne ke chance jyada ho gaye hai........... aap kya kehte ho dosto?
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aur fir zindagi aise hi kat gyi :'(
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harami Baba Ek Din Mast Mood Mein Bethe The, To Unke Ek Ashiq Mijaj Bhakt Ne Pucha: “Baba Ji, Log Kahte Hai Ki Smile Priceless Hoti Hai, Iska Koi Example Dijiye Na” harami Baba : “Dekh Bachha, Is Baat Ko Ese Samajh” Apni Girl Friend Ke Sath Tu Movie Dekhne Gaya Aur 500 Ki Tickets Li Fir Uske Saath Sara Din Car Pe Ghuma Aur 700 Ka Petrol Uda Diya Fir Usko Five Star Hotel Mein Le Gaya Aur Pahle 500 Rs Ki Coffe Pee Aur Fir 2000 Rs Ka Dinner Kiya. Aur Usi Hotel Ke Bade Ache Se Room Jiska Rent 5000 Rs. Hai Uske Ander Le Gaya.... Aur Girlfriend Ko jese ji bed pe litaya to Girlfriend Bole: “Nahi Jaanu Aaj Mere Periods Hai” agar Us Time Tu Usko Muskura Ke Dikhayega Aur Jo Tere Chehre Pe jo Muskaan Hogi Vo"Priceless"Hi Hogi....
Ha ha ha ha ho ho....hhhhh........
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kash koi ladki hoti joh mujhe bhi jaanu swt hrt <3 bulati :-(
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John Sims, I planted my cactus but now I have burs in my fingers, I was careful but got them anyways. Good luck in picking them out fir me, lol
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AWESOME INSPIRATION :)

"I didn't complete University education.."-- Bill Gates

"I Stitched Shoes in childhood.."-- Abraham Lincoln

"I was the one who served in Hotels.."Oberoi

"I was a Conductor.."-- Rajnikanth

"I worked at Petrol Pump.."-- Dhirubhai Ambani

"I Failed in class 10th.."-- Sachin Tendulkar

"I was a Drop out n Keyboard Player.."--
A.R.Rahman

"I Slept on a Bench&borrowed Rs 20 everyday
from friend to travel to film city.."-- Shahrukh Khan

"I used to serve Tea to support my Football
Training.."-- Lionél Messi

~ Life isn't about your situation now but ...
Life is about becoming most awesome ultimately ~ .:)
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for kuk students only : STuDeNTs EXaM Me PaDHTe Hai Dar Dar Ke-WaH-WaH STuDeNTs EXaM Me PaDHTe Hai Dar Dar Ke Fir B FaiL HoTe H CHaHe LiKHe PaGe BHar BHar Ke.
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Red

Your like my little sister i take up for u no matter what i miss u so much i cant wait fir school so we can see eachother lov u nh
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Kon kon online hai ?

Lets start chat n make new frndz .. <3
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Ek Baar Fir Santa Ne Kamaal Kr Diya, Wo Sala Bank Me Jaakr So Gya, . . Q?? , , Qki, Waha Likha Tha Ki Sone Pe Loan Milta He. By - m.OnlySMS.net
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This past weekend, Woodberry welcomed 96 fathers and 125 sons to participate in Woodberry’s annual Father-Son Weekend. There was an array of activities throughout the weekend, including three new activities – canoeing on Robertson Lake, science experiments in the Manning Family Science Building, and scaling the Alpine climbing tower.

From the soccer fields to the putting green, Woodberry faculty - and even a few Woodberry students - led the campers and their dads in exercises and drills. There was even time during the weekend to hit up the Fir Tree snack bar! Woodberry was alive with fun and excitement throughout the weekend! To get a full recap and to view pictures from the weekend, visit the Father-Son Weekend blog http://wfsfathersonweekend.blogspot.com/
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Engineer boy to riksha wala : Bhaiya khali ho ??
Riksha wala : haan blkul khaali..
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Engineer: chalo fir taash khelte hai .. :p ;) :O
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miss u both congo ma two sweetie pies love u so much guys
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3 things a boyfriend shouldn't have......

1. Boy who dont drink: kyunki saturday sunday day and night fir unki quarter me hi jaati hain..

2. Boy who dont have much friends or even if he has he should know how to avoid them: bacha hua time jo quarter k baad hota hain wo phir dosto k naam ho jata hain.

3. Boy friend who dont sleep much ;) Hope no one needs explanation
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confession #8245 ash39

Dis is for mitali
I knw ur so angry wid me wid my stdp things nd lots of mistks......i really miss u alot bt cant msg u yar......plz man.ja yar....i miss u so much.....gltiya hui h bt glt ni hu....sorrryyyyy
Tje bhut preshan kiya plz cmback.....

admin: sun rahi hai naa.... roh raha hai woh :D
tension maat le aajeygi wapas @confessor :p
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Sabse acha kaam fb pr tb tk lage rehna chahiye jb tk k online pr koi na koi ho fir jb koi na ho tb fb ko "gud night" keh k sona chahiye , usse network ache ate h.
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Someone to Me: Din bhar Laptop pe bethne Se ankhen kharab hoti hai

Me: Mere Ko Kya

He: Par ankhen to teri hain na

Me: Fir sale Tere ko kya
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MISSING U 'MAA'

Aaj yu hi bethe bethe aankhe bhar aayi hai
kahi se mumy ki yad dil ko chune chali aayi hai...

Vo aanchal se uska munh pochna
aur bhag kar godi me uthana

kitchen se aati khusboo
aaj fir munh mai pani le aayi hai

basa rhkha h khud ko itni dur

ban gaya mai kitna ajnbi yaha
fir b na jane kyo aaj man uchal rha hai

ban jau mai fir se nadan
sochta hu

vo meelo dur bunti kadhai apne kamre mai

sir se utarta pallu ki parvah krti huyi

par jb sunegi ki ro rha hai uska beta
fat se kahegi uthkar

"bas kar rona ab to ho gaya h bada"
fir pyar se le legi apni baho m mujhko

ek ehsas dila degi khuda ka is dunia mai
sardi ki naram dhoop ki tarah aagosh mai le lia usne

is khayal se hi ruk gaye aansoo
aur khil uthi muskan mere hotho par......**.................VEENU
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Executives worldwide want to see their CEOs engage in social media. Hear the story on FIR 706: http://gag.gl/jHen7
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Tu hi ye mujhko bta de chahun mai aana.
Apne tu dil ka pta de
chahun mai aanaaa.. <3
hmmm itna bta de mujhko chahat pe apni mujhko yu to nhi iftiyar fir bhi ye socha dil ne ab jo lga hu milne sochu tujhe ek brrr hooo <3
good night frnds
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Finna suck not tlken to her Tbh I thank god fir helping me find sumone new
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aj meko traffic police ne pakda
Traffic police (TP) :" Apna license dikhao..
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Me:" Nahi hai..
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TP:" Kya license banvaya hai ya
nahi.. ??
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Me:" Nahi..
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TP:" Kyon ??
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Me:" Banwane gaya tha, woh Voter
ID card mangte hain,
aur woh mere paas nahi hai..
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TP:" To Voter ID card Banwale..
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Me :" Banwane gaya tha, woh
Ration Card mangte hain, woh mere
paas nahi hai..
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TP:" Toh fir Ration Card banwale..
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Me:" Gaya tha, Woh Bank ki
Paasbook mangte hain, woh mere
paas nahi hai..
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TP:" To fir isme kya hai, Bank main
account khulwale mere baap..
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Me:" Bank bhi gaya tha saab, lekin
woh Driving License mangte hain..
This Happen Only In India
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3 days left fir sabko bye bye..!!
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Tips from dōTERRA:

Diffuse when you need additional help focusing. Blends well with Bergamot, Cypress, White Fir, Geranium, Lavender, and Peppermint essential oil.

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Basil is delicious to cook with. Try making our Vegetarian Black Bean Burgers with Basil EO or add a drop to your spaghetti sauce.
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Aapse Dur rehke bhi Aapko Yaad kiya humne,
Rishto ka har Farz ada kiya humne,
Mat sochna ki Aapko bhula diya humne,
Aaj fir sone se pehle Aapko Yaad kiya humne....
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Can't believe how much I spent in town today I'm mad but I not spent it on crap I brote stuff fir my bed room now all I need to do is put wallpaper up and finish paintings it lol
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If you go and post a general derogatory comment or status abouy someone and they take offense there are a few things they can do and should do. Delete yourself, unsubscribe to my notifications or just ask me before you assume. This goes to anyone and everyone on my list. Because every other day it seems someone assumes my status whether good or bad has to do with them. It can be a similar situation that occured recently or just because they feel hey are that way. Here is something everyone should know about me so I can clear the air and there are no misunderstandings. First, idc what anyone thinks period. 2nd. I don't wait fir days to post something about a situation that is occurring that moment if I feel I should post it. 3rd I will gladly tell the person if it is about them with no hesitation. 4th I will say something extremely specific nothing that coyld be about just anyone to make sure that person knows it is about them. So unless I put your name or something unique only to you, please don't assume. Cuz if you do then it must mean you are guilty of what I am speaking of. If your not then don't worry. But if u have an issue about what I say on MY blog, profile, wall etc. DELETE, BLOCK, UNSUBSCRIBE! THIS MESSAGE IS TO EVERYONE WHO IS ON MY LIST AND WHO STALK MY PAGE THAT ISNT ON MY LIST!
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#20

On Dilwali.... hum frnds ne mil k 2nd flor(TopFlor)ki Assmbly hall..jo school ke ekdum corner me thya... aur bahut bada tha.... School start hoti he 7:10 ko... tab hum ne mil k firecrakers ke saath ek "' agerbati''' jalyeei hueiii uske sathe joint kar di.... 1st lec start hua aur....muje yaad he...7:40 ke aas paas fatake aur bomb jale and aavaj aavaj aagi ..puri school me.... sab se hasin baat ye he..ki..urgent meetng hueii...principl aur school monitrs ki..ke find they all nalyak boys.... aur vo moniters HUM hi thae...kahase dhunde vo nalayk ko... fir socha 6odo ye sab... shopping me chalo...mama ke samose aur thumsup pio..aur moj karo..lol
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