Na Bole Tum Na Maine 20th June 2013

UMMAT-E-MUHAMMADIA ME BHI BUT(IDOL) POOJNE WAALE HONGE:

" aur allah taala ka huqm: kya tune kitab walon ko nahi dekha ki but aur taghoot par iman laate hain aur kaafiron ko iman walon se bahtar aur seedhi raah par batate hain"

(surah nisa 51)

" aur farmaya: kah de kya main we log na batatn? Jinka anjaam allah ke nazdeek bahut bura hai, yah we log hain jinhe allah ne lanat ki aur unpar ghussa huwa, aur unme se bandar(monkey) aur suwar bana diye, aur unhone but ki pooja(worship) ki"

(surah maida 60)

" aur farmaya: jin logon ne unpar (ashab e kahf par) ghalba paaya we yah bole ki ham un par masjid banayenge"

(surah kahf 12)

" abu saeed khudri ra se riwayat hai ki aap(sws) ne farmaya:"" beshak hi tum pahli ummaton ki pairwi me aise barabar ho jaaoge jaise teer teer se, yahan tak ki agar we goh ke bil me ghusenge to tum bhi ghusoge, sahaba ne arz kiya ki yahud wa Nasaara ki pairwi ham karenge? Farmaya to phir kaun?

(bukhari,muslim)

" hz sauban ra se marwi hai ki aapne farmaya: allah taala ne mere liye tamam zameen samet di, maine mashriq wa maghrib( east and west) dekhe, meri ummat ki huqumat wahan tak pahunchegi jahan tak mere liye zameen samet di gayi hai, aur mujhe dono khazaane, surkh(kaisar ka khajaana) aur safed( kisra ka khajaana) mile.

Maine apni ummat ke liye apne rabb se yah dua ki ki aam kahetsaali(drought) se use tabaah na kare, na unpar koi dusra dushman is tarah thope ki unki jamaat ko tabaah karde,

mere rabb ne farmaya:-" aiy muhammad(sws) ! Main jab koi faisla kar deta hun to wah tal nahi sakta, maine teri yah baat qubool ki ki aam kahetsaali se teri ummat ko na marunga aur na koi dusra dushman un par aisa thopunga jo unhe tabaah kar de, jabki saari duniya ikkattha hokar aisa karna chaahe yahan tak ki we khud aapas me ek dusre ko tabaah Karen, aur ek dusre ko qaid karen"

(sahih muslim)

haafiz barqani ne ise apni sahih me riwayat karke yah likha hai ki:-" main apni ummat par zaalim sardaaron se darta hun aur jab unme talwaar chalegi to qayamat tak band na hogi, aur qayamat nahi qayam hogi jab tak ki meri ummat ki ek jamaat mushrikon se na mile aur jab tak ki meri ummat ke bahut se log moorti puja(idol,grave worship) na karen,

aur beshak ki meri ummat me 30 jhoote(dajjal) honge, jo sabke sab nubuwwat ka daawa karenge, jabki main aakhiri nabi hun, mere baad kisi tarah ka nabi nahi hoga, aur meri ummat ka ek giroh fatehyaab rahega, unhe wah kuch nuksaan na pahunchaayenge, jo be sahara chhod de, yahan tak ki huqm(qayamat aa jaaye"

(tabrani)

DHYAN DENE WALI BAATEIN:

1- Surah nisa ki ayat ' alam-ta-ra' ki teeka,

2- surah maida ki ayat' qul hal unab-bi-ukum' ki teeka,

3- surah kahf ki ayat ' qaalal lazina' ki teeka,

4- yah sabse zyada zaroori hai ki zibt aur taghoot laane ke kya maayna hain? Kya dil se un par yaqeen karna hai, ya but paraston ki barabari karna, jabki din me nafrat ho aur jhoot samjhe

5- kitab walon ki yah baat ki khullam khulla jo log kaffir hain we musalmano se acche aur seedhi raah par hain

6- is ayat ka nichod hai ki is ummat me bhi aise log honge, jaisa ki abu saeed khudri ki hadith se saabit huwa,

7- is baat ka khulasa ki is ummat ke bahut se log but(idol) parast honge

8- tajjub ki baat yah hai ki is ummat me bhi nubuwwat ke daawedaar honge jaisa ki musailma kazzab, mukhtar bin abi ubaid sakfi tha, jabki yah qalmah shahadat ka ikraar karta tha, aur apne aapko ummat e muhammadia samajhta tha, nabi(sws) aur qur'an ko haq maanta tha, jisme aapka aakhiri nabi hona shaamil hai, bawajood in tamaam baaton ke jo aapas me mil nahi sakti, sabko maanta tha, yah sahaba ra ke aakhiri daur me nikla

Aur bahut si jamaaton ne iski pairwi ki

9- yah khushkhabri ki haq ummate muhammadia se bilkul khatm na hoga, jaisa ki pahli ummaton me huwa, balki ek giroh hamesha haq par qayam rahega,

10- badi nishaani aur pesangoyi ki ye log kam tadaat me hone ke bawajood kamyaab rahenge,

11- yah haalat qayamat tak rahegi

12- un baaton me jo badi nishaaniyan hain jinme se ek aapka ya batana hi allah ne mere liye mashrik wa maghrib(east west) ko samet diya jo bilkul aisa hi huwa jabki ' north aur south' ka zikr nahi farmaya, aur ek aapka yah batana ki do khazaane mujhe diye gaye, aur aapka yah batana ki ummat ke baare me meri do duayen qubool hui, aur aapka ya batana ki ummat me talwaar chalengi, phir band na hogi, aur aapka ya batana ki ummat me jhoote nabi honge, aur aapka ya batana ki haq ki jamaat qayamat tak baaqi rahegi, ye sab baatein jaisa ki aapne bayan farmaya,

13- ummat ko sirf zaalim sardaron, Ulama aur leardaron se darr hai ki yah ghalat raah chalakar tabaah na karen

14- murti pooja ke kya maayene hain.?
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Killer shayaris are back

Using ur brain is strictly,

V.Strictly prohibited…

1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,

Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre

2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,

12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain

3.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,

And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.

4.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY

ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"

5.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,

Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber

6.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..

Dial 139 for railway enquiry.

7.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..

The number you are trying is currently switched off.

8.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.

Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.

9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak….

Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

10.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..

mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padtahai apne kharche par kabooo..

ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu…

11.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan…mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..

LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan…

12.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…

Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…

BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna….

13.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala…Maa,

Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!

14.) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..

Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..

Asali masale sach sach MDH…..MDH …!

15.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss

Mutual funds are subjected to market risks

16.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana …

Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..

Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..

17.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega

hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega..
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Quiz cancl lyt lo

Sher o shayari me intrst hai so waley ajao ek zbrdst mehfil jama lingay.

.....Dark knight......
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Kon kon online hai....????? <3 <3 <3

A jao chat kreeee .... Like then comment ????
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ab m kisi se bi sex chat gandi bate ni krugi agar krni h to mere pati raj veer se pucho m unki patni hu ab
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Ammiii ku bahu hona kate h idar koi b achi namaz padhne wali kali b rahi to chalta jhodey ghodey mai nai hona kate kuch b rasam wasam nai karte kate direct muh meetha krke shadi kate :p :D :p
hai to jaldi bolo ammii ku boldetow phr
♥.Dalindar boltey,♥
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Nyt lovers...
Chit-Chat..aao sb..
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india jetai ga finle inshallah
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Kon kon ladka aur ladki apni underware aur panty me hath dal ke sahla raha/rahi hai?

Comments fast.......

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confession #8907 ash39

Its a question for guys as well as girls

Guys whats your defination for a super hot girl or so called perfect gal??

Girls whats your defination for a handsome or so called perfect guy ??

#male
mumbai
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#1864
Hyderabadi Confessions : ) ; )
admin ye bht spcl post hai kaisa b post kro dekho dua milti apku

"We live in such a world where,
-If a guy is with 10 girlfriends he's
a dude
And if a girl is with 2 friends who
are boys
she's said to be a slut
-if a guy drinks he's cool and if a
girl drinks
she's cheap
-if a guy is out for late nights he's
asked by
people bout the plans for tonight
and if a
girl is out she's been asked her
rate for
one night
-A girl is expectd to forget a guy's
past and
be with him
Where as if she speaks about her
past
she's just a bitch to be played
with.
-We live in a place where guys
want their
sisters to be praised by the world
and their
girlfriends who they can show off
the
world.
;A girl is not a thing, a girl is not a
toy ,she
is priceless and a princess.
RESPECT HER!!

ADMIN-SñãZ
#nice thinking cnfssr but it doesnot work as har ek ki thinking defer karti...!!! as yaha page par hi kafi log hai jo ladki raat ko online dikhi to usko characterless bolte...!! depends on how they think...!!
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#288

for girls (jo attention paane k liye kuch jyada hi chamakti hain). . . . . .

Haan maane k jamana modern hai , kuch v pehno, koi kuch v bole kuch farak nai pad ta ,, accha baat hai soch uncha rehna chahiye (y)

Apna generation bahot nek khayal wala hai !!!

Accha lagta hai <3 ST black beauties ko emo look me dekh k !!!

Par baat yeh hai k .. .. Ranchi me aadmiyo ka kehna hai ST ladki log ka yehi kaam hai bs Ghumna firna khaana pina aur nangte ghumna ! HAMKO YE BAAT SE BAHOT KHARAB LAGA , aur chilla diye the paan gumti me bkb koi kuch pehne to tmhra kahe phat raha itna !!

Par ek jatra heroin ko dekh k budhau ka baat sahi laga hamko !! Are yar indian ho kam se kam apna cleavage aur upper thigh to mat dikhao , jamana kitna v modern kyu na ho jaye aurat ka gehna sharm aur laaj hi hota hai, khud ka to respect kar lo fir bolna RESPECT WOMEN RESPECT WOMEN , ham log bhale is chij ko accept kar lein apne mummy daddy wala generation kharab sochta hai !!!

Gussa na mat bhai behen log
*Sadak chaap matwaar
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Killer shayaris are back
Using ur brain is Strictly prohibited...

1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre

2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain

4.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.

5.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"

6.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber

7.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.

8.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number your trying is currently switched off.

9.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.

12.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

14.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...

15.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...

16.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....

19.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!

20.) Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!

21.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks

22.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..

23.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega..
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आगे कैसे बढे . .

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और क्रांतिकारियों के शहादत दिवस पर एक दीपक भी न
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कैसे बढे . .

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आगे कैसे बढे . .

अनगिनत 󾔃ग्रंथो के बाद
भी अगर हिंदू चरित्र पतन करे तो 󾬢देश आगे कैसे बढे . .

धर्म निरपेक्षता के नाम पर किसी को ठगा जाए
और हम शांत रहे तो 󾬢देश
आगे कैसे बढे . .

इन लाइनों को पढकर
कुछ एहसास ना हो और कांग्रेस के राज मे रोज हजार
🐂 गाय कटे
और आप चुप बैठे तो 󾬢देश
आगे कैसे बढ़े ...

फालतू बाते शेयर करनेवाले युवाको लाख समजाये
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POLICE protection na diye ulte Rasta Ghat e cholar BHOYE r karon hoye darache , tar proman pelam aj !
so choto ekta ghotano boli :-

Aj ratri te oi around 8:30 nagad Jadavpur theke tution theke firchilam..Driver uncle tokhno gari nea asheni bole shamne ekta dokaner shamne daralm..! Main road er pashe, ekta Police er gari dekhe otar shamne e daralm, bhablm safe thakbo !
koekta ghotona ghotlo

1) police er gari ta te 5 jon police bshechilo hoyeto..ondhokar thakar jnno bhalo kore dekhte parini..tader modheye ekjon gari te boshei whistle marchilo.

2) r ekjon police hotat gan shuru korlo " HUM TUM EK KAMRE MEIN BANDH HAIN"..

3) praye 10 minute dhore eigulo cholchilo, uncomfortable lagchilo bole okhan theke ektu egiye daralm..hotat r ekjn police gari theke neme ese amk jigesh korlo " TUMI DARIYE KNO ? KOTHAYE JABE "

4)ami answer dialm " BARI FIRBO, MATHS TUTION CHILO EKHANE "
police ta bollo " GARI TE OTHO, AMRA NAMEA DEBO "

ami bollm " No. Thanx ! Gari ashbe amr " !

5) tokhon hotat oi police er gari ta theke ekta police chitkar kore bollo " OTO KOTHA BARACHS KNO ? TULE NEA CHOLE AYE MEYE TA K " !

6) bhoye peyechlm ektu..but okhan theke taratri hethe pasher r ekta dokane dhuke gechilm !

7) police er gari ta shamne diye jawar shomaye chitkar kore bollo " RAT TA SET HOYE JETO MAMONI TOMAR AJ K"

# So, ROKHOK e ekhn BOKHOK kotha tar aj bhalo proman pelam !
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Jaanu Mera Janam tu
Aur mein hun teri Jaane jaan
Aisa Bolun Waise
Mein ladki hun kahan
Tujhe Dil de dun main
Aaja Tera dil le
Lun mein Aisi Waisi baatein
Mujhe aati haain kahan
Kya hoon?
Ek raaz hoon
Baby Bindaas hoon
SAch itni khaas hoon koi mujhsa hai kahan
Singin hey YA Ladki hoon ya bala :-p
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kitni ladkiyan online hain abhi ...??????? @abhinav.

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.boys ka to khudbakhud pata chal jaayega :p
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Gd nit friends.....
Sorry friendssss bs 2 din he.....uske baad nhi..byeee
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Na jane kyun aaj bhi ummid hai tere wapas aane ki,
fir se tujhe teri galtiyon pe samjhane ki,
tu gussa hokar bole main ja rahi hun aur main kahun ja,
aur fir daud ke tere piche aa ke tujhe manane ki , aur teri
wahi aadat bhav khane ki...... canteen me fried rice khane ki ,
university ke bahar chandan ki chai fokat me doston ko pilane ki,
aur fir ma'am ko dekh ke dosto ke comment kya lag rahi hai yaar,
aur fir ek baar class me daaru pee aane ki mera andha dost aaj bhi dekhta hai,
vikas aaj bhi vikas ke path pe agrasar hai, ram ki aadat scan karne ki aur wo preeti
ka chillana, shahana ka sharmana, deepika ka itrana, bharti ka ki cuteness, gareeb ka bachpan , ajay ki pulsar, bas yaar bahot yaaden hain khan jaayen aaj hum is duniya me kho jayen hum aa jao yaaron ab dur nahi....................
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Mery msgs aur c0mmentx send n0i h0rhy . . S0ry ;(
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Bike YAMAHA ki honi chahiye........
Hero ki to CYCLE v hoti h........
Hahahahahaha
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#1797
hey evry1 i m 16 year old gal ..but because of my height and health i look 19 !! everyone make fun of me ! i feel very embarassed ! in my tuition among all the gals i look old so dey alwayz says are you a failure and etc things i have no friends !! i am very obsessed what should i do admin shud i answer dem but ive no guts :-(

Admin : Chun Chun k maar sab ko !! Show them 19 or 16 you are just too good fr them !!
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Killer shayaris are back
Using ur brain is strictly, V.Strictly prohibited...

1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre

2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain

3.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.

4.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"

5.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber

6.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.

7.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number you are trying is currently switched off.

8.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.

9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

10.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...

11.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...

12.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....

13.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!

14.) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!

15.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks

16.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..

17.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega..

¥°°$û¿ê趰°¥
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Jeans Pehen Ke jo tune Maara Thumka ;)
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kun kun pakk gaya hai

yaha aajao its chit-chat time

Admin- Priyanka Thakur
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#1862
Hyderabadi Confessions : ) ; )
assalamualikum pls gals ye post gaur se padho n amal bhe karo its intrstng n worth
i jux wonna sae ki kabhee koi ladke par trus na karo chahe jo hojae
mai bhe bat ladkon ko ache samjhi bt woh sab CHEATERS LIARS FAKE LOSERS hote haiiii
bht intrst dikhate ap meii @ d begninng but latr on ap unka burden hojatii hooo
so jjus tot 2 pass my exprience
nd yahn bht youth hai so padho n follow karo sorry mention karna bhulgayi k poore larke aise nhe hote bt ha takhreeban yeii hote haii aise he hote haiiii
espcly gvk imax ccd nd mcd l larkon per kabhe trus na karoo
ap apne relatvs se he khush rahoo
sorry if yu r offende buh d thing is BOYS KO BAS SATISFACTION CHAHIE HOTA HAI...
:( GUDBYE
tekker ,,,,,, dua mei yad
admin blaze pls uh post dis i dnt wnt anyodr admin 2 post..........

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#cnfssr sry for the inconvienence blaze is busy with some work so m posting this...

#walaikumsalaam..!! pehli baat ap apni jagah sahi hai but har ladka same nahi hota dusri baat pehle ladkiyon ko sense rehna that kisi bhi ladke par whoever he might be jitna bhi acha raho zyada trust nahi karna..!! karte aplog trust if at all he does something wrong blame uss par kyun karte?? firstly you girls growup and think wisely and maturity lao apne andar kuch...!!! zyada kisiko laga lena nai trust toota to rona nai baithke jisku jan rakhna hai wahi rakhna...!!

#note-- girls think wisely bfre u speak to sme guy....talk to him on your own risk later dun blame guyz for what they are thali ek haath se kabhi nahi bajhti remember dis alwys....

and here nobdy vill use vulgar cmmnts or bad cmmnts for the cnfssr or elz widout warning you will be banned....!!!
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Samandar me water, water me fish
Aapko salam aur aapki girlfriend ko kiss ;)

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Tum zara haan bol diye to duniya ku pinde main mila detu, Dharti to jaan do, puri kaaynaat ko hila detun.

Tum dil maange to main puri jaan luta detun, Dil bole utni shopping karo, billan purey chuka detun.

Koi aankh utha ke dekha samjho tumko, baigan main mila detun, Kuch dekhtu nai, sochtu nai, deewaar main chuna detun..

"Aaj bore hora mereku" aisa bole to immediate Indira park leke jaatu, butte, ice-creaman, jamuna, biryani, jo hona vo khila detun..

Hussain Sagar main dubte suraj ko dikha detun, vahi pe tumku chat pakodi bhi khila detun...

Tum mang ke to dekho, pura charminar dila detun, mehelon main rakhtun tumko, asherafiyon se roz nihla detun..

Patane ki bhi hadh hoti, ab isse zyada nai patatun, Sharafat se HAU bol diyo, nai to utha ke le jaatun.. :D :D

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:) :( :p =D ;( :'( .......whats your mood today................................PARII :)
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koiii single ldki haiii kya? ????

himat haiii toh mujhko ptttaaa kr btao :D

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Hi readers mera naam Neha 24 saal ki hoon par maine ID meri guru ke naam se banwai hai jinko mai sab se pahele mai Ashu ji ko thanks bolna chahti hoon unhone mujhe mere bade bhai se chudwane me help ki apni story post karke Ashu ji maine aap ki dusri wali bhi story ko padi jisme tumhari bahen Randi banithi Banu ki chot ko sabhi ladoon ka pranam.

Pahele mai apne bareme batadoon mai B.Sc student hoon aur meri figure jo hai 36-30-29 hai mere boobs kafi bade hai kiyun ke maine college me hi sex life ke bare me jana tha to mai dildo use karti thi mere boobs ko khud hi press karleti thi lekin mai dusre ladkoon se chudwana pasand nahi karti thi darti thi ke kahi kuch ho na jaye mere family bohath hi reputaded hai jiss ki waja se mujhe ungli ye dildo se kam chalana padta tha aur mai Desikahani ki sab se badi fan hoon jabbhi mai mobile me raheti hoon to ghar me jab koi na ho to kahani padti hoon.

Mere guru Ashu ji ko meri chut ka pranam meri jadti jawani aur khitle badan ki wajase mai hamesha atract rahi hoon mai dekhne me bohath sundar hoon aur meri body jo hai mere hight aur weight ke mukable me bohath hi tandroos aur nashela hai mai jab ghar me koi nahi hota hai to bear peeti hoon take figure maintain ho.

Isi bich mai sex ki aur bohat badti gai mujhe din rath meri chut me khujli hone lagi jabbhi mai apne friends ko bata thi to playboy ke number deti mai darti thi ke o kaheen blackmail na kare to meri chut ki aag ko aise hi rahene deti leki ashu aur unki banu bahen se laga ke chut sirf land chahti hai bas o usime rahe hamesha yehi sochti hai jab maine unki kahani padi to meri chut gili hogai aur sochi ke koi bahen apne bhai se itne maze se chudwa sakti hai kya rath bhar mujhe neend nahi ayi aur subha jab utthi to dil me irada karliya ke jo bhi ho mai bhi apne bhai se chudwake hi rahoongi.

Mere bade bhai ka naam rahul hai aur o job karte hai abhi unki shaadi hone wali hai thode hi din me to o ghar jaldi aya karte hai mujhe pahele hi tips milgaye the Ashu ji ki Stories se ke bhai ko seduce kaise karna hai maine wahi kiya jo Banu Randiyon ki guru ne kiya tha mai bhi bade gale ke t-shirts dalne lagi andar aise bra pahenrahii hoon ke usne se mere nipple saf nazar aye aur jabbhi o ghar ate to mai tight skirt pahen lagti take meri gand saf nazar aye mere bade bhai ko aise hi 1 din guzra mai gaur karne lagi ke mere bhayya bhi Ashu ji ki tarha mere boobs dekhne lage hai o kafi sundar the aur aisa lagta koi dekhleta na jabbhi mujhe juke to uske land ka pani wahi nikal jata.

Mai skirt ke niche sirf panty pahenti thi baki mere thighs jo the mast the jabbhi bhayya ke sath baitna hota to bina soche bina kuch adjust kiye baitjati take unko meri panty bhi nazar aye.

Meri himmath badti gai bhayya ki aur kal jab bhayya aye to mujhe deke hairan hogaye kiyun ke maine aisi dressing ki thi ke mere boobs aur meri gand ka size nazar araha tha aur itna bada gale ka t-shirt laya tha maine ke mere cleavage bohath deep tak nazar arahe the maine niche ek aisi skirt paheni jo easy open ho to ate hi unhone kaha Neha ur looking Hot maine thanks kaha aur meri chal ti ke bhayya meri dressing deke hairan ho jaye kiyun Randiyon ki didi ne yehi kiya tha na to thodi der baad mai bhayya ke saam ne purposefully jhukne lagi take unko mere boobs saf nazar aye andar maine aisi bra paheni thi jo cup cover hota hai to mere boobs mast lagrahe the thodi der baad maine dekha ke bhai ki nazar mere boobs pe hai maine deke bhi anjan hone ka natak kiya.

Mai kam karne lagi to bhaya andar jake sojaunga mat ana bola mai samjh gai ke ye bhi muth marne gaya hai jaise mere Guru Ashu ji gaye the mera shak sahi nikla jab mai unke kamere ki aur jake lock ke hole se jhanak to deke hairan hogaya bhaiya ne meri vedio nikal le rahkkhi ti jab mai jhuk ke kam kar rahi thi bhayya o vedio deke muth marne lage aur dheere se bol rahe the kash tum meri bahen na hoti to mai tumhe chod deta ye bhagawan isko tum ne meri bahen kiyun banaya mai o batein sunke man hi man me muskurane lagi ussually jabbhi hum log sote hai to apne apne room me lock nahi karte maine mouka deke Randi Didi Banu ki tarha water glass leke andar gai jan buj ke bhaiyaa ka land itna bada tha pucho mai aur mota bhi mai dekti hi rahegai

Aur bhayya bhi mujhe deke khamosh hogaye aur o kuch kar bhi nahi sakrahe the kiyun ke unki pant utri huwi thi maine bhayya se kaha bhaiya aap kya kar rahe ho o meri taraf dekte huwe bole ke tum andar kiyun ayi mai ja rahi thi waha se mujhe pata tha ke bhayya phir se mujhe awaz deinge jab mai waha se chal padi to bhaya ne mujhe awaz di bola Neha yaha aao mai phirse andar gai bhayya ne mujhe apne baju bithaya aur bole ke mai tumhare naam ki muth mar rahatha mai ne dekha tha

Unhone meri vedio banayi hai maine pucha bhayya aap ne meri boobs ki vedio kiyun li o chup hogaye lekin mai abhi unko tadpana nahi chahati thi maine kaha aap ko mere boobs ko dekhna hai to o meri aur dekhne lage ek ladki hoke mai ne aise pucha apne bhai ko kiyun ke Banu didi ki kahanee padne ke baad to koi bhi ladki chudwane keliye mushkil nahi hogi unhone kaha han maine kaha bhai tum mere bade bhai ho to unhone kaha aaj kal baher bhai aur bahen me bhi sex hota hai maine pucha kya sach hai mai aise puch rahi thi mujhe kuch pata hi nahi ke bahen bhi chudwati hai bhaiyonse to bhaiya ne kaha ke haan.

Usnki himath badi o mere boobs ko dabane lage dheere dheere se mai bhi unka sath dene lagi o aise dabane laga to mujhe maza ane laga isliye to Banu Randi didi ne Chudwaliya ye maza bada hi mazedar tha aur bhaiya ne mujhe apni aur kicha aur lip kiss karne lage mujhe aajeeb laga pahele ke mai apne bhai ko apna pahela kiss de rahehi hoon thodi der baad mere boobs hard hone lage mai bhi bhaiya ki lip kiss ka jawab dene lagi bhaiya abbhi josh me ake mujhe bed pe dhakka mara aur mere uppare chad gaye bole ke Neha tum bohat sexy hoo maine kaha thanks bhayya aur o meri t-shirt utar ne lage

Maine unka sath diya aur meri t-shirt ko uttar di aur o mere boobs ko bra ke andar deke hairan hogaye aur bole Neha rani tumhare boobs itne bade kaise maine unko bola abhi Juice peejiye phal ke khet ko nahi to unhone meri bra ki hok khol di aur mere boobs azad hogaye aur mere bhaya ko mere white boobs aur unpe red colour ke nippal ek dum chusne pe majboor kardye aur o ek ke baad ek boobs ko mooh me lene laga mejue to itna maza araha tha muhhhhhhhh se haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa succccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk bitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee milkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk make it emptyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy aise awazein ane lagi bhai ne mujhe kaske niche babaliya tha

Mere uppar the to mai hil bhi nahi parahi thi aise hi o kiss karte karte meri skirt tak chalegaye abhi unhone meri skirt bhi utar di aur meri panty ke andar chut ko dekne lage o ubhari hoti hai ladkiyun ki kiyun ke chudai acche se nahi huwi ti na to o meri puhli chut ko dekne lage aur jaise hi unhone meri panty utar to bole ye kya clean shave aur sirf thode baad jo blue flim ladkiya rakti hai line ki tarha aur bole tum ne bf kab deki maine kaha bhai mere friends ne dikhaya tha ek baar bole ke tumhari chut ke uppar jo line hai ye to badiya hai unhone ne meri chut ko chuma bhohat zorse mujhe to heaven feel hone laga mere mohse awaz ayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii haaaaaaan haaaaaaaaaaan haaaaaaaaan hannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn hannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn hannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ye suke bhai ko bhi josh aya o meri chut ko aur zor zorse chat ne lage bole mai shadi nahi karoonga mujhe chut milgai hai aisi namkin chut jo kabhi bhi nahi sukegi

Mai jadne wali thi to bola ke bhai mai jadne wali hoon unhone mere sare pani ko peeliya aur bole rani ka pani to badiya hai mai muskura ke boli rani abhi rani nahi rahi ho aap ki jogi bangai hai thodi der baad bhayya ne mujhe kaha ke mere land ko chuso gi maine mana kiya Randi Didi ki tarha to o bole ke bada maza ayega maine unki bath man li aur unhone apne land ko mere mooh me dala aisa laga ke bhai ka land ko aise hi chusti rahoon din rath Meri pyari friends plz apne bhai ka land tum apne muh me lena

Ek bar life me itna maza ayega ke tum kabhi bf nahi banaogi mai chus ne lagi bhai ka land o bhi haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bolke age piche karne lage thodi der baad bhai bole rani mai jadne wala hoon mujhe o taste dekhna tha jo Banu Didi ek baar leke randi bhi bangai bhai ne apna pani mere moh me choda sach me Thanks to Ashu batane ke liye ke o sprem ka maza

Maine usse thodi der moh me hi rakka aur peegai aur bhaiya bole rani mera land to shant hogaya mujhe pata tha ke abhi jab ye phirse kahada hoga to meri chut ko phad dega maine kaha bhayya isme kunsi badi bath isko phirse khada kardete hai unhone kaha kaise maine pucha aap ko muth marna hota hai to tum kya karte ho unhone kaha ke mai mom ke bra ko dekta hoon to maine pucha mom ki bra unhone kaha ke mom ke boobs to 42 hai aur o abbhi fancy bra pahenti hai maine bhaya se kaha ke ghar me ek jawan chut ke rahete aap bhi na bhayya old ke piche jarehe ho mom ko chodne me kya milega kuch nahi

Maine kha bhayya se theek hai mai mom ki bra lati hoon mai jake layi mom ki bra o bhi itni sexy bra paheti hai phocho math papa ke sare friends ki nazar ma ke boobs pe hi hoti hai jaise hi mom ki bra ko deka to bhai ka land khada hogaya maine kaha ke ye kya mera land raja khada hoya o has kar bole ke rani ki chut ne isse khada kardiya hai to mai bhayya ke pass gai aur unhe chumne lagi thodi der baad bhaiyya ne mujhe leta diya bed per mai pahele se hi seal tod chuki thi to mujhe uska dar nahi tha bhaiyaa ne apne land ko meri chut me gussaya to aise jane laga o jaise train jati hai Mai Zorse bol padi haan, aur mare awazein itni badgai pucho mat jaise bf movie me ati hai waise hannnnnnnnnnnnnn hannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn hannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bolke unhone bhi awazein nikal ke meri chut me land ko gusane lage bohath der tak meri chut ko choda sach me Ashu ji ko Thanks Kahoongi ke unhone ne mujhe heaven maza bataya aur thodi der ke baad bhayya jadne wale the to meri chut me hi jadgaye o mujhe itna badiya feel huwa aaj main tablet liya pregnacy ko rokne keliye Ashu meri chut aap ki abhari rahi hamesha ke liye mujhe abhi koi boy friend nahi chaiye Sari ladkiyan jo Desikahani padti hai plz mail me kaisi lagi meri paheli story.
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The best feeling of
"HAPPINESS "
is when u r happy :)
b'coz
u hav made
somebody else happy ^_^

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Tum logon ki, iss duniya mein
Har kadam pe, insaan galat
Main sahi samaj ke jo bhi kahoon
Tum kehte ho galat, main galat
hoon phir kaun sahi (phir kaun
sahi)
Marzi se jeene ki bhi main
Kya tum sabko main arzi doon
Matlab ki tum sabka mujhpe
Mujhse bhi zyada haq hai
Saadda haq, aithe rakh
Saadda haq, aithe rakh - 8 times
Na na na ..
Saadda haq, aithe rakh - 4 times
Hey inn gadaaron mein ya udhaaron
mein
Tum mere jeenay ki aadat ka kyun
gott rahe dum
Besaleeqa main, uss gali ka main
Na jis mein haya, na jis mein sharam
Mann bole ke ras mein jeenay ka
harjaana duniya dushman
Sab begaana inhe aag lagaana
Mann bole mann bole, mann se
jeena ya marr jaana
Saadda haq, aithe rakh - 8 times
Na na na ..
O eco-friendly, nature ke rakshak,
main bhi hoon nature
Rivaazon se, samaajhon se kyon
Tu kaate mujhe, kyun baante
mujhse iss tarah
Kyun sach ka sabak sikhaaye, jab
sach sunn bhi na paaye
Sach koi bole toh tu niyam kanoon
bataaye
Tera darr, tera pyaar, teri waah, tu
hi rakh (rakh saale)
Saadda haq, aithe rakh - 4 times
Aithe aithe rakh
Saadda haq, aithe rakh - 8 times
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#1861
Hyderabadi Confessions : ) ; )
As salamu alekum,,,,
Ek baar kya hua bolto,,,,me banjarahills se paradise travel karri thi,,b.hills pe bus chadi bus khali thi ek ladies seat pe oi male baitha hua tha to me usko ladies seat hai utho bolto uth gaya,,,me baith gai wahan bus khali hai lekn meri seat k paas hi khad k dhakke dera thodi der me bus me public bad gai,,,,2 baar boli piche jao bol k ni suna gussa aaya uth k khad k chilla k boli aap baith jao me khad jati bol k,,,,,,,usku insult feel hua shayad apne muslman islam k baare me ulte sidhe batan karra tha un non muslim tha,,,,me kaan me headfne laga k thi to meku sahin sune ni aara tha but sub meku dekhre usku dekhre to me kya hua bol k headfne nikali to galyan dera me piche mud k dekhi to aur zor zor bolra,,,,inka islma aisa waisa,,,,inlog ku yahan se pakistan bhagna kaan kaan se ki aa k nataka karte bolto,,,,me phle pathan hun gussa jaldi ata,,,,koi b meri famly ku,,,islam nd india ku kuch bole to chod ti ni me,,,me full gussa aaya bag fne seat pe rakh k uth k khad gai usku chilla k boli jo bolna hai mere samne bolo bolto walger language use karre tha aur bolra kisi leaders ku bulaya to kate pure musalmanoun ku hakal deta kate un,,,,,me chilla k boli ja kis ku bulata bula k la ja boli to bus ruk gai koi b ni awaz karre,,,allah behtar janta usdi itni badi awaaz kaisa nikli nd itni himmat kahan se aai,,,me boli me musalman hun indian hun,,,,tu to b leadr ku bulata lekn me kisi ku ni bulati aklei khad k baat karne ki himmat hai meri dam hai to aao bol jis ku aana hai batati misalmana kya cheez haibolte hi un khamush ho gaya,,,,vo bus me koi aur b musalman the ya ni ni malum lekn usdin jitna himmat dikhai na kabi lyf me ni dikhai kahin b,,,,,,,,,,,ab ghar me aa k bole to pukar lere ni karna waisa tum ladki hai samhal k rahna road pe gussa dikhae to kis k dil me kaun jhaank k dekhe bolre,,,,,

Ab aap log hi bolo me sahi kari ya galath,,,,,,,

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# walaikumsalaam
proud of you my girl :P aisich kiraak rehna bachi rahe to kya muh bandh karke jo bole wo sunte? ajkal nahi raha wo zamana aur islam pe baat agayi jab to nahi chodna apna mazhab hai paak saaf hai yeh wolog bhi jaan lena jo uske bare me aanaap shanaap bolte :)
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hamare desh ki bidambana dekho ki ladkiyo pe itne gande comment krte h log,bharat desh ki baat krte h jab wo ladkiyo pe comment krne se baaj nhi aate to wo kya desh seva krenge, jra socho jab wo gande comment kr rhe ho to unki bhen ya kisi ghr ki ladki aajaye to us din kya hoga ,
bhai logo aap se binti h kbhi kisi bhi ladki ko galat msg aur comment nhi krna,
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Saakhi Bhai Mansukh ji aur Raja Shivnath ki.
Bhai Mansukh Lahore ka ek bada businessman
tha. Woh Guru Nanak ji se naamdaan le k
gursikh ban gaya aur Mool mantra ka jaap amrit
vela me karne laga. ussne sare waham chod diye.
Ek baar wo business k liye Sri Lanka gaya.
Wahan k log Aag , pawan, pani, etc ko bhagwaan
maan kr unki puja krte the. Poonam, amavas ,
ekadashi etc ka vrat rakhte the. aur Vrat wale
din aag jalana Paap samjha jata tha.
Par wahan jaa k bhi Mnasukh ne apna Nit-Nem
nhi choda. Ekadashi k din bhi uss ne subah naha
k simran kiya fir jab din chad aaya to khana
banane k liye aag jalayi. Wahan vrat k din aag
nhi jalane ka govt. order tha. Wahan k ek nagrik
ne Bhai Mansukh se kaha," Aaj to Raja ne vrat
rakhne ka hukum diya hai."
Bhai Mnasukh bole," Main to sirf apne Guru ka
hukam manta hun. isliye subah simran kiya hai
or ab bhojan karunga."
Tabhi wahan Raja k sipahi aa gaye or BHai
Mansukh ko pakad kr Raja k samne le gaye.
Raja ne pucha," Aaj to ekadashi hai, Tune vrat
kyon nhi rakha?"
Mansukh bola," Raja ye batao tum vrat kis liye
rakhte ho?"
Raja bola," Vrat rakhna humara dharam hai iss
se mukti milti hai."
Mansukh bola," Par mere Guru ne to dharam ka
arth satya bolna, acha achran krna, ninda na
krna, parmatma ka simran krna, jeevo par daya
krna bataya hai. bhala bukhe rehne se kaise
mukti mil sakti hai. iss se to sirf shareer kamjor
hota hai or hum kaam bhi nhi kr pate. Agar
bhukhe rrehne walon ko mukti milti to sb gareeb
jo do waqt ki roti nhi kama pate mukt kyon nhi
ho jate."
Raja bola," aap to bilkul sahi kehte hain. Aapke
Guru kon hain? kya main unke darshan kr sakta
hun?"
Mansukh bola," Mere Guru , Shree Guru Nanak
Dev ji hain."
Raja Guru ji k darshano k liye bechain ho gaya or fir nam milne k bad bhajan bandgi me lag gya.

Radha Soami Ji..
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Dosto..

Kasam Khuda ki Usko Jee Bhar Ke Kabhi Maine Dekha Bhi Nahi... <3 R.K <3

U know He Always Search the Best Message To Send Me...
But I Always Like To See the Message "In His Name Only".. <3 R.V <3

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Killer shayaris !
Using ur brain is strictly, V.Strictly prohibited...

1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre

2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain

3.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.

4.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"

5.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber

6.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.

7.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number you are trying is currently switched off.

8.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.

9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..

10.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...

11.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...

12.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....

13.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!

14.) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!

15.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks

16.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..

17.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega.
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Humne Tumko Dil yeh De Diya

Yeh bhi na Pucha kaun ho Tum..

Yeh faisla jo dil ne kiya

yeh bhi na socha ki kaun ho tuM

Dil hai ki maanta nahin is dil pe kiska zor hai

Teri aur khicha ja raha hoon jaane yeh kaisi dor hai

Tumko hai kuch ho gaya aahein mein aahein bharte ho

Deewane ho tum deewani deewani baat karte ho

Hum to chalo hum to chalo deewane sahi par apni baato kaun ho tum

Humne tumko dil yeh de diya yeh bhi na pucha kaun ho tum

Kya hai yeh dil ki bebasi ya naam iska pyaar hai

Yun hi nahin bechain hoon yun hi nahin betaab hoon

Tumne dekha tha jo kal maano wahi main khwaab hoon

Aankhon ne aankhon ne aankhon mein dekh kar yeh pehchaana kaun ho tum

Humne tumko dil yeh de diya yeh bhi na pucha kaun ho tum

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जय माता की
SONA its only & only ur mistake
say sorry to ABHI.
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dil hote jo mee sine mein do. . . . dusra dil bhi main de deti tujh ko. .. .
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Intaha ho gae Match fixing ki ..:P aj match fixing k sare records toot gae ,
Srilankan team ki body language start se ya lag he nahi rahi jaisa wo jeet k liay aye hoon
Sangakara jaisa batsman ne itni tuk tuk laga k sari game he india ko da di ,
Dilshan k paoon main taklif ho gae wo start main he chala gia or end main dikhawe k liay a gia ,
Methews ne simple catch Dhawaan ka drop kar dia ..

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Hyderabadi Confessions :) ;)
Assalamualaikum warahmath ullahi wa barakatuhu..

Admin pls post diz !!

Question for girls?

Kya aplog bs ladke k paas paisa,bangla,car,bike he dekhtey proposal accept karne se pehle

Mera ek frnd hai unhe ek ladki ku bht chahta tha aur may be abhi chahta
Bt jb unhe us ladki ku propose karne gaya wo ladki usku tm paise wale h kya puchi direct
And wo bacha low class family se hai bt alhamdulilah jaisa b hai acha h..
Bht roya uney mujhe gale laga kr mujhe aj b rona aata :'(

Thank you

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walaikumsalaam warehmatullahi wabarakatuhu....!!
#cnfssr ajkal har ek ku apna future pyaara hogaya sab life mast rehna bolre pyaar toh durr durr tak nahi hai kai bhi....!! sirf bachiyan ich nahi unke parents bhi toh sab acha rehna bolre bacha bhi acha hona qualification bhi dil,aqlaaq dekhne wale bht kam hai ajkal....!!!
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must read guysrelationship?
Kahin ki khushiya? Relationship ka matlab ye rehta hai an
end to your own happiness Uske baad all you have to worry about is
uski khushiyaan uska birthday
uske kutte ka birthday Uska new year to kabhi tumhara bhi new
year tha In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh
sakta A happy woman is a myth Tu batman wali ki dekh le
Saala Jab tak saala batman nahi bana
tab tak bolti rahi
tum toh kuch karte nahi ho
nakara ho
napunshak ho main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh
sakti hu
jisdin bechara batman ban gaya
us din boli
tum toh batman ban gaye
mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hu Sab saalan na in bollywood kahaniyon ka
dosh hai Bloody bollywood romantic masaala
Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua
Dono saath saath Film khatam Is ke baad ka story koi nahi batata Iske
baad ki kahaani mein batata hoon Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko do din hug
nahi kiya To problem
Hug kiya to chape ho rahe ho Itna bhi
achcha nahi lagta Saale Shopping khatam nahi hoti inki
Pehle cushion laye fir curtain laye
cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye toh
aur cushion laye
mere ghar mein mug itne hai ki unko
bechne jaoon toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye Ek to jo cheez lena hai wo leke nahi
ayegi do hafte dimag chatenge ki
table lena hai table lena hai
5 ghante maal me bitake ek sadhi si
chappal utha kar layenge
aur fir agle do hafte dimag chatenge table lena hai table lena hai... Offic e me kaam kar raha hoon
Phone aa jayega Phone utathe hi bol deta hoon
Baat nahi kar sakta Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna?
Do minute karloge to kya ho jayega Are do minute karloonga to tumhe kya
miledi meri maan Thik se to kar paoonga nahi Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone
kaataan to naatak Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi is mobile
phone ne ki hai... Kitna ghatiya invention hai saala Trust me I say patta hai saala patta... ek toh ...inke ad bhi dekho
lo ji 1 paisa per second
aur phone karo
aur phone karo
aare call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na
badh jati hai karne ko fir iska jawab unhe bhi do
tumhare pass baat kyon nahi hai karne
ko
you have lost interest in me
tumhe hoon hoon hi karna atha toh
maine tumhe phone hi kyon kiya??? are meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe
phone kyon kiya???
jake bharti mittal se puch na... tujhe main bata raha hoon
us ad mein kutta nahi kutia hai...
seriously
mein shart laga sakta hoon... Tujhe kya lagta hai Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo india nahi
jaa raha tha Glati se pahoonch gaya? Usko to pata tha Wo bechara to kahin door jaan chahta
tha Biwi ki chakkar me bolna pada India jaa
raha hoon Nah to das sawaal poochti Kahaan jaa rahe ho
Kyon jaa rahe ho Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaa
rahe ho?
Seedhe seedhe kyon nahi bolte ki mujhse
kahin door jaan chahte ho/ Aaj tak bechare ka mazaak udati hai
duniya Office me kaam kar raha hoon
Sms aajayega
I love you
Thik hai mein bhi sms karleta hoon I love you too
Iske baad sms pe sms shuroo abey kaam kya karti hai office mein??? Do sms ka reply mat karna Turant Phone aa jayega Phone mat uthaa
To dus min me message aa chuka hoga I don't think its working anymore Dus min me Babu I love you to
I don't think its working anymore And this is when they are not even
down Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne heart
attack kyon aate hain Aur yeh…. gay bande itne successful
kyon hote hai??? Because they don't have a woman to
screw their happiness na Log kehte hain na behind every
successful man, there is a woman
True But koi ye nahi bataata ki
behind every unsuccessful man, also
there is a woman Aur ye to koi bhi bata sakta hai na Ki unsuccessful logon ka taadaath Successful logon se kayi guna zyada hai
is duniya me Saala Office me kaam kar raha hoon Keh raha hoon late ho jaaonga To khaana nahi khayegi Phir bhooki so jayegi Are mein keh raha hoon na khana khalo Kya karoon naukri chod doon? saale ghar jaao Pehle Inhe manao inhe khilao Uske baad khud ki bhookh to aise hi mar
jaati hai Is sab ke baad bhi insaan kisi tarah Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua hai
chup chaap to gaya Gadi gadi
kya soch rahe ho??? kya soch rahe ho???
kya soch rahe ho??? Are kuch nahi soch raha meri maa
yeh soch raha hoon ki tera mooh kaise
band karu...
kya soch raha hoon
camera laga doon dimag mein... Is sab ke baad
We never talk
We need to talk I don't think its working any more And mein tumhe bata raha hoon You cannot discuss anything with a
woman Because they call it a discussion But any discussion with a woman is an
argument Aur argument mein toh tu boss unse jeet
hi nahi sakta… Because hum aadmiyon ki ek basic need
hoti hai To make sense in an argument Ladkiyon ko koi farak nahi padta Sense jaise bekaasi cheez ki wajeh se wo Argument kaise haar jaye Ek to aaj ki baat pe argument aaj hoga hi
nahi aaj ki baat par jhagada hoga do mahine
baad...
Yahaan saala yaad hi nahi rehta hai do
mahine pehle hua kya tha??? Ladkiyaan bacha ke rakhti hain
yeh chota hatiyar nahi
bada hatiyar hai
isse badi ladai mein use karenge… TU kabhi try karliyo khud ko sahi saabit
karne ki Tujhe lag hi raha haoga ki is point se tu
apni baat ko ssabit karlega Lekin tabhi ek awaaz ayegi Ungli neeche karoo Tune dhyaan bhi nahi diya hoga Lekin tumhari nadaan si ungli unki taraf
point kar rahi hogi And suddenly , the whole argument will
flush down the gutter
And mudra ye reh jayega ki How dare you point a finger at me? Kisne banaya ye rule Kisne banaya? Saal wo beech argument me tumhe
jhoota phek ke maarle to koi dikkat nahi Lekin unki taraf ek ungli point kardo Saara mudra khatam Wo sahi tum galat Shaadi se pehle wo nagin tune kyon
bhajta hai Kyon ki band wala bhi tumhe chetaavani
de raha hoga ki kaun aa raha hai tumhari
zindagi me Inka signature tune hai wo Ab ye bata wo kya karne aayi thi tere
paas yahaan Same cheez mein karoon to Uske kisi friend ko call karke
Ab ye problems ginaoon to Kahegi tumne meir friend ko call kiya
Hmm hmm Tum uski sympathy gain karna chahte
ho? Y don't you go and sleep with her? Its ridiculous yaar
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अभी-अभी एक भाई का msg आया की जोधा अकबर देखो उस में केसे राजपूतो का अपमान किया जा रहा है।। मैंने रिप्लाई किया की भाई अभी तो ये सुरवात है।। आगे आगे देखना ये लोग और क्या क्या झूठ बोल के राजपूतो को बदनाम करते है।। अगर किसी भी राजपूत नेता में अभी भी जमीर बचा है तो रोक लो जोधा अकबर झूठ का ये पुलिंदा और ये मुस्लिम विरोधी होता है तो क्या एक दिन भी चलता क्या मर गए सभी हिंदूवादी बात करने वाले नेता।। क्या मर गए सभी राजपूत क्या मर???
क्या मर गए सभी हिन्दू????
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