Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me...baat Ban Gyi..
Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me... Baat Ban Gyi..
Waha Wah Kya Baat Hai
Gaur Farmaiyega
Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me...baat Ban Gyi..
Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me... Baat Ban Gyi..
Samose Me Chutney Daali... Chaat Ban Gyi..
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I promise u..u will laugh when u find your role model !
no cheating ....
even I didn't believe at first;but was pleasantly surprised in the end!Simple maths....then scroll down and check. No peeking. Steps
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1. Pick up ur favourite number between 1 & 9.
2. Multiply it by 3.
3. Add 3 to that.
4. Again multiply by 3.
5. U will get a 2 or 3 digit number.
6. Add those digits together.
Now scroll down....to that number u got in the end. . . .See, who is ur role model. . . .!
1. Ronaldo
2. Beckham
3. Mahatma Gandhi
4. Narendra modi
5. Sachin tendulkar
6. Salman khan
7. Amitabh bachhan
8. Shahid kapoor
9. Rajnikant
10. Ranbir kapoor
Gr8 Na. . .!!!
Now stop picking different numbers.. !��
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HEY BABA IS BACK
""MALLUSHANKAR""
Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat,
Dil kehta hai mujhe laga mat,
Pyar kehta hai mujhe aazma mat,
Aur aaj: kal ki girlfriend kehti hai.....
Daal: Chutiye ghabra mat!
gaalib ki biwi ne chudai se inkaar kiya toh...
gaalib ne gusse mein farmaaya...
"Le jao apni chut ko apne maa k bhosde mein,
Gaalib ko apne haath pe aitbaar aaj bhi hai....
sarfira shayar ek saadi ki mehfil me dulhan se.....
naazo se pali ho,sasural ja rhi ho.....
waah waah....
naazo se pali ho,sasural ja rhai ho....
patak patak k chodega madarchood bekar muskura rahi ho....... :)
Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai...
Mil jaaye chodney ko, to inkar kis ko hai...
Kuch mushkilen hai choot paane me dost,
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai...
Chodte chodte Subah Ho Gyi,
Lund Me Pad Gye Chaale,
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Chut Fat K Gufa Ho Gyi
Wah Re Chodne Wale...!!
Wo hamari kabr pe chal diye moot k,
chalo isi bahane darshan ho gaye choot k,
hairless thi unki chikni choot,
lekin behnchod ab kya fayda jab hum ban gaye bhoot.
Tufaano mein chhatri nahi kholi jaati
Bra se pehle panty nahi kholi jaati
Viagra khana shuru kar pyaare
Kyunki zubaan aur Ungli se ladki nahi chodi jaati!!
Arz kiya hai...
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Dhyan se kya pad raha hai be Lode,
kabhi dekhe hai udte hue Ghode
Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar,
Roye is kadar unke sine se lipat kar,
Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli,
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Daba le Bhosdike Natak Mat kar..
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Shayar surma bhopali-
Arz he..
Us ne honton Se chuu kar lowde pe Nasha kar diya!.
Lund ki baat to or thi Yaron us Ne to jhaton ko bhi khada kar diya.
phool murjhate achhe nahi lagte..
Aap lund khujate achhe nahi lagte.....
koi to pata lo, ab meri jaan....
Roj roj bathroom me hilaate achhe nahi lagte.
Abe o ,zabardast sher sun
sher b tu chita b tu,
land mera chus ke pita b tu
ek or
kutta b tu kamina b tu
meri jhatt ke bal ka pasina b tu
abe ek or sun,
muh me tu chut me tu
mere lund se nikla moot b tu,.
maze aa rahe hai na to
1 aur sun
chameli b tu gulab b tu.
meri gand se nikla julab b tu
last
dimag b tu khopdi b tu
randio ki chudi huyi bhosdi b tu
chal .1 aur
coke b tu fanta b tu
mere land ke niche latakta ghanta b tu.
chal pakka last.
lund b tu or land se nikli moot ki dhar b tu
mera sabse pyara yaar b tu...
Unki gali se guzre,to chaubara nazar aaya,
unki gali se guzre,to chaubara nazar aaya,
uski ma bahar aa k boli-
gand faad dungi bhosdi k jo dobara nazar aya..
Aaj Uska Dil Phir 'DUKHA' Diya Humne,
Apne Pyar Ka Karz 'CHUKA' Diya Humne.
Dekr Lalach Use 'ICE-CREAM' Ka,
Andhere Me Apna "LUND" chusa Diya Humne...
Dil todne ki saja nahi milti,
Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti,
MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost...
Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti....!
Kutumminar ko dekhker lokesh ka dimag dauda.
Kutumminar ko dekhker lokesh ka dimag dauda
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aasmaan ko chodne chala dhrti ka loda...
Dena H Lund Daan Me,
Dena H lund Daan Me,
"AE Dost" Hai Koi CHOOT Dhyaan Me?
Agar nahi h to yeh Gum ka Ghoot Bhi pee lenge
teri gaand mar k hi jee lenge
Dilbar k hamne pyar se jo bobe daba diye.
zara gour farmaiye.
dilbar k hamne pyar se jo bobe daba diye.
Bhen ki lodi ne laat mar ke humare GOTE suja diye.
SHAM DIYO SE SJAYE BAITHE H,
KHUSHBU SASO ME BASAYE BAITHE H,
UNKI DIWANGI TO DEKHO,
GIRL FRIEND RAAT KO ANE WALI H,
OR WO DOPAHAR SE HI CONDOM LAGAYE BAITHE H.
Gaalib Ne Arz Kiya:
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo
Kehte Hain Ki
Choot Per Baal Hain..
Naadan Hain Woh Log Jo
Kehte Hain Ki
Choot Per Baal Hain..
Arey..
Yeh Toh Laude Ko
Fasane Ke Liye
Bichhaya Huwa
Jaal Hain..!
Arz hai
Har 1LuND Pe Likha H
1CHUT Ka Nam!
Wah!Wah!
pehle sun to le lawde
Har 1LuND Pe Likha H
1CHUT Ka Nam!
To Fir Q nhi dete Ho Hatho Ko aram?
WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PE, CHAL DIYE MOOT KE..
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WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PE, CHAL DIYE MOOT KE..
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CHALO ISSI BAHANE DARSHAN HO GAYE CHUT KE..
door goan me ek basti thi jaha pe randia sasti thi.
unki gand me itni masti thi
jaha dalo hasti thi.
magar
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I would only lik 2 say aftr d match ...
Go Blue ... Go India ... humhe assman chunay ki aadat si pard chuki hai .... Cox going Green ki addat dharti pay hi rahe gayee hai :P
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Girl:" Mujhe is tarah se
propose
karo ki kisi ne nahi kiya ho..
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Boy:" (slapped the girl)
kamini, i
love u
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Kutti, Saali, Shaadi karle
mujhse
aur tabah karde Mujhe. :P :/ ;)
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LIP'STICK lagaana LADKI ki BEAUTY
hai.,
"Waah waah"
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LIP'STICK lagaana LADKI ki BEAUTY
hai.,
"Wah wah"
Aur Usey TASTE karna LADKO ki
DUTY hai..:p :O :D
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Sapna ek lekin mushkile hazar hai,
Tanhayi aur gum to mere bachpan ke yaar hai!..
Ab to yeh dil maut ke liye bhi taiyaar hai,
kyunki is zindagi me hume sirf bewafao se pyaar hai!!
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attendance plus chat timeeeeeeeee
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Even the English weather couldn't stop India from beating Pakistan for the first time in the Champions Trophy.
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India remains unbeatable in d CT 2013...India beat arch rival Pakistan by 8 wkts & seal their 1st win against Pak in CT..Congrtz to MSD & Co...2 steps more for the Championship...GO INDIA GO :)
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So Finaly The Match Cmes
To End India Beat's Pakistan
1st Time In Champions
Trophy Grt Performace BY
india Wid Bat + Bowl Very
Poor Performace By Team
Pakistan In CT
(Well Played Team India)
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congratessss... INDIA win by 8 wicket........
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News in: India beat Pakistan by 8 wickets. Pakistan will fly back without winning a game in this tournament.
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Maut bhi Kitni Haseen Hoti Hogi Yaaron Ki Jo Bhi isse milta Hai Wo Zindagi Chod Deta Hai.....
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To Arz Kiya Tum jo aye zindgi me...baat ban gyi.. Tum jo aye zindgi me... Baat ban gyi.. waha wah kya baat hai Gaur Farmaiyega Tum jo aye zindgi me...baat ban gyi.. Tum jo aye zindgi me... Baat ban gyi.. Samose me chutney daali... Chaat ban gyi
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Teri Wafa, Wafa Hai,
Kya Meri Mohabbat Kuch Bhi Nahi?
Tera Dard, Dard Tehra,
Kya Mera Zakham Kuch Bhi Nahi.
Tumhari Baat Pathar Pe Lakeer,
Kya Meri Iljita Kuch Bhi Nahi.
Tujh Main Aana, Samandar Jaise,
Kya Mera Mann Kuch Bhi Nahi.
Tera Gham, Gham Huwa,
Kya Mere Aansoo Kuch Bhi Nahi.
Tera Wajood Sab Kuch Hai,
Aur Kya Meri Hasti Kuch Bhi Nahi.
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Jitna India ka Score h us se xada Likes to mere Status per Aa jaane hain !! ;)
thoko like :P
JK
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Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
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Servant picked up d phone.
Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !
Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai.
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Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.
servant: Ab main kya karu?
Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..
After killing....
servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?
Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja.
Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
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Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..:-O:P
hahaha :D :D
Yo Gesh
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Chat post open
let's start chit chat
onl9 he koi
admin kamina
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Abhi Abhi 4 lrkion ne page like kiya hai Unsy Guzarish hai k cmnt krdyen un mai se ek Bht achii hai :p
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Bajana hai to DHOL Bajao
Band to Pakistan ka b Baj raha hai
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Now its tym 2 CHANGE the
CAPTAIN!!! Misbah NO DOUBT a good player
BUT he jst CAN'T HANDLE
CAPTAINCY he z not an
AGRESSIVE CAPTAIN WHO CAN
MAKE A TEAM! !!!!!! So our new CAPTAIN SHUD B????
~Raja~
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AoA iNtna SUnatA NaheEeEeEe StaRT chIT Chat cHit ChIT CHit chAT
SHine pearl
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Ik umre huwi me to hessi bhool chuki hoon
tum ab bhi mere dill ko dukhana nehi bhule.
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bore ho rahi hoo friends koi baat karega so plzzz apna contact no sent karo...... hurry up
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After lOnG tIm GanGsTa tAk DinNeR 2gThRrrr :-)
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Now its tym 2 CHANGE the CAPTAIN!!!
Misbah NO DOUBT a good player BUT he jst CAN'T HANDLE CAPTAINCY he z not an AGRESSIVE CAPTAIN WHO CAN MAKE A TEAM! !!!!!!
So our new CAPTAIN SHUD B????
#MINHAL
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interviewer :Let me check your word Power...
ENGINEER: ok Sir .....
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of .....good.
ENGINEER: hmmmm..... Bad
Interviewer : Come
ENGINEER: Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
ENGINEER: Pichlli.
Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?
ENGINEER: UGLYYYYYYYYY..
Interviewer : Shut Up.
ENGINEER: Keep Talking.
Interviewer ok now stop these all..
ENGINEER: now carry on this all
Interviewer :abe...chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho
jaaaa
ENGINEER:abe bolta rah..bolta rah..bolta rahhh
Interviewer :Areeee yaaar
ENGINEER: areeee dushmannnnnn
Interviewer : Get Out.
ENGINEER: Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
ENGINEER : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
ENGINEER: I m selected...Than k u thank u sir.
moral-dont ever try to mess wid engineer..... ;)
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Loat Aai Hain Daikho Barishen Phir Say Yahan wahan
Ek Tumhi Ko Loat Aanay Ki Fursat Nahi Mili ......
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#137
.-Admin
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its a type of secret n a confession too
actually me n my bf was in relation since 6 year
actually garmi ka bhut tym h na to meine kya
kia apne bf ko na apne ghr se 1 glucose wala
dabba jo meri mum lai thi de dia, me kya kru
wo bhut acche h mere liye sb kuch krte h bhut
dhyan rkhte h to meine ghr se le jakr unko de
dia so tht wo pee ske hehe its a funny secret n
meri mum was lyk aakhir gya kaha lolz.. sry
mum n mere jaanu ne bhi bada gussa kia tha
for dis bt meine kaha rkhlo chupchap
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Lol :P ab ghar se winter me sweater aurrains me umbrella bhi churao.
Then teri maa C.I.D me complain karegi aur Daya investigation ke waqt saara darwaaza thod daalega :O :P
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But confo was kinda cute ;)
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Itne der bd mile ho tb b muh fr liya h.bhagne ki koshish mt krna police ne charon trf se gher liya h.ha ha ha.
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...so jaaun ab, ke usey yaad karoon
uff ye faisla nahi hoga subah hone tak.....!! :-)
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MUST READ..:D :p TRUE . .
Girl-"us ladki ko delete kr do. .
wo achchi ni hai
boy-"ok . kui baat ni ..
kr de ra hu..
mere liye tum jyada importnt ho . . ..
Girl-"tum us ladki se baat mat kiya kro..
mujhe achcha ni lagta boy-"okay..main -fir kabhi usse baat ni karunga" ..
Girl-"tum us ladki sath ghumne mat jaya kro.."
boy-"alright . .
main uske sath ab kahi ni jaunga ..tum tensn mat lo" ..
girl-"ab tum dusri ladkiyon se
baat mt kiya kro jo flirting krti rehti hai ..smjhe"
Boy-"i m not baby..
main ab aisi ladkiyo se baat bhi nhi karta". ..
Boy:"us ladke ko delete kr do. .
wo achcha ni hai .
Girl: But main use kaafi tym se jaanti hu. .
aisa ni ho sakta.. ..
Boy:"tum us ladke se baat mat kiya kro ..
mujhe achcha ni lagta
Girl: lekin hum sirf frnds hai ..
or kuch nhi ..
tum bas shak karte rehte ho ..
Boy:"tum us ladke sath ghumne mat jaya kro.."
Girl: lekin mere jyada dost bhi to nhi hai na ..
tumhe pata hai na main jyada ghumne nhi jaati ... ..
Boy:"ab tum dusri ladko se baat mat kiya kro jo
flirting krte rehte hai"
Girl: They're not flirting with me, they're just being friendly. . .
tum aisa kaise soch sakte ho . .. lol..hahahahahaha :P
SANA
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JAAN dey saktay hain yehi humaray bass main hai,
Ghareeb log hen nhi karty Baat sitary Tor lanay ki.!
precious Heart♥♥
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#8604
hello friends,i am a ghost cockroach.mera naam dhaplu hai. I want to confess ki mera murder kisne kiya aur kaise kiya.mai ek khali ghar me rehta tha.but kuch dino baad waha 2 ladkiyan as paying guests rhne aayi. Kuch din to maine kaat liye but ek din kareeb 2 baje unme se ek ladki naha kar bathroom se bahar nikalrhi thi.mai corner me hawa kha rha tha. usne mujhe dekh liya aur Mujhe dekh kar itni zor se chillai hai ki meko
heart
attack aa
gaya...;( ;(
mere dosto ne mujhe cockroach hospital me admit kiya but mai naibach paya.meri aatma ab v bhatakrhi hai
aur ek hi msg deti hai "JAAGO COCKROACH JAAGO"
Admin- but cockroach ji aap ye batana bhul gaye ki aapke gutter mei pc bhi hai.. -_-
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#196
chandu koranga i love you...... you are so so cute boy....... but tum apna attitude kam kar do please ......i still love you......... female batch 2011
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Koi To Barsat Aisi Ho Jo Tere Sang Barsy…:)
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Tanha To Meri Aankhen Har Roz Barasti Hain…:
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2898
"hey admin,m so much upset today :(
aaj mujhe usbaat k liye logo se gaali sunni par ri he,jis baat k liye shayad mujhe wah wahai milna chahiye tha...aaj ek k******* confession page pe,kisine post dala tha ""we bleed green,blue to harpic v hota he""
mene us confessor ko bhot abuse ki,coz me apne india k khilaf ni sun sakti,bt waha k log mere inbox me mujhe bhot abuse karne lage...hala ki wo v muslims he or me v muslim...wo log kashmir ko india se alag samajhte he,nd they r calling me indian muslim bitch..really me aj tak bhot proud feel karti thi,coz m muslim n indian,bt aj kuch fake muslims ki wajah se,humari puri muslim comunity badnaam ho ri he...yaar kashmir or india alag ni he,yehi samajhana chahti thi me, guys,kya me galat hu ???? :("
Female
Assam
admin__no gal u r 100% right (y)
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humne do peg kya lagaliye to hum sharabi ,usne hume nahi humne usko choda lekin phir bhi hum me hi kharabi jis ke saath ye hua hai usko ab sharabi khelwane se dard nahi hota or ek baat yaad rakhna dosto jab kisiko pyar ho jaye to voh aakhe band krke bhi nahi soota usi ladki ka khyal aata hai akhiyo se neend udata hai
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Kya footi kismat hai yaar Ek ladki ne request bheji nhi kiya accept to kar diya block..... >:(
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Hum naa hindi me sayri kahege
Hum naa urdu me jazal kahege
Jo aapko pasad hogi hum sirf wahi baat kahege
Dil khus hoga humara
Jab humare dost wah wah kya baat he kahege
Good night friends love u all
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Husband: Kal mere khwab mein ek ladki aye thi. Wah! Kya Ladki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khwab main aya tha!
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