Killer shayaris are back
Using ur brain is strictly, V.Strictly
prohibited...
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar
gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko
maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis
Chala raha hain
3.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera
mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
4.) Manchester United mein khelta
hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir
chahta kya hain khooni"
5.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de
rubber
6.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
7.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka
khauf..
The number you are trying is
currently switched off.
8.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas
kaato gholo aur laga lo.
9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi
kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak
chaurasia AAJ TAK..
10.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna
padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta
hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya
jano Ramesh babu...
11.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai
wahan...
12.) Blood donate karne se pehle
hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha
uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat
nachna....
13.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole
Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life
Jhingalala ..!!
14.) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
15.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe
kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market
risks
16.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer
Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
17.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa
milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi
hilega..
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Killer shayaris are back
Using ur brain is strictly, V.Strictly prohibited...
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain
4.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
5.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
6.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
7.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
8.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number your trying is currently switched off.
9.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.
12.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
14.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...
15.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
16.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....
19.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!
20.) Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
21.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks
22.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
23.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega..
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friends wo naam batao jes se aap page pe to baat karte ho magar add nahi karte or kyu nahi karte. Ranvijay
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Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Santa.
He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'
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#785 yeh post safed , laal , nele , peele, logon ke liye hain jinhe lagta hain kaala honaa aur kala chasma pehnena bihari hain yah uncool hain abe bc akhein kholo apni tumne safed hoke bada kamm kar dia hain haan bhai kiya toh hain rape , assualt ... Yahi kar sakte ho tum yahi hain tumhari bas ki.... n ps dnt think me a guy ..me a gal ... n seriously sahi kehte hain jab koi banda try karta hain acha karne ki society main toh sala sab uski bajane main lag jaate hain ! unki g**d main dam toh hota nai ki samne aake bole , bas peechein se bhokte hain .... ! itz a shame dat i live in a society where one guy creates a social pg just to support us taaki hamare saath aisa na ho jo damini ke saath hua n everybody is after him .. Im not gonna name him .... still Shame on u guys ...n gals who r confession shit bout d neg group im not frm neg let me clear dat ! hatred really makes people stoop down so low dat dey dnt even noe wat d oder person may feel even if it is a confession made for fun ! being a gal i support dat guy n wish u all d bst
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Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
Oye Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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masti wala game........... ...
par jo rules batauga usko follow
karna hoga......nahi to ban.....
game ye hai ki ladka ladki ke liye
song gayega or ladki ladke ke
liye..par partner banake.......
apne apne partner khud
banaoge,,,,par koi kisi ke sath
jabardasti
nahi karega.... or jab tab tak
partner nahi ban jata vo kisi pe bhi
song dedicate nahi karega.. sirf
apne partner pe hi karega... ladka
ladke ko bhi apna partner bana
sakta hai agar koi ladki na mile
to.....
once again dont abuse
anyone......... .. (abuse=ban)
let start the game....
<3 $haan <3
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Kon kon online hai....?????..♥ ♥
A jao chat kreeee .... Like then comment ????
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Killer shayaris are back
Using ur brain is strictly,
V.Strictly prohibited...
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain
3.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
4.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
5.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
6.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
7.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number you are trying is currently switched off.
8.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.
9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
10.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padtahai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...
11.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
12.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....
13.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala...Maa,
Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!
14.) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach MDH.....MDH ...!
15.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks
16.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
17.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega.. :-P
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Saawan biton jaaye piharava - (2)
Mann mera ghabraaye - (2)
Aiso gaye pardes piya tum - (2)
Chain hamein nahi aaye - (2)
Mora saiyaan mose bole na - (2)
Main (laakh jatan kar haari -2)
Mora saiyaan mose bole na - (2)
Tu jo nahi toh aise piya hum -(2)
Jaise suna angana - (2)
Nain tehaari raah nihaare - (2)
Nainan ko tarsaao na - (2)
Mora saiyaan mose bole na - (2)
Main (laakh jatan kar haari -2)
Mora saiyaan mose bole na - (2)
Pyaar tumhe kitana karate hain - (2)
Tum yeh samajh nahi paaoge - (2)
Jab hum na honge toh piharawa - (2)
Bolo kya tab aaoge - (2)
(mora saiyaan mose bole na - (2)
Main (laakh jatan kar haari -2)) - (2)
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Chit Chat Time..!!
Do You Believe in Rebirth?
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oye Saba kaur tu ne tou kamal kar ditta....:D
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#3129
# ek bar mai kisi marriage ceremony me gayi thi,wha sb table pe baithke khana kha rahe the ek old lady mere bagar me baithi thi, food spicy tha to i got sm watr 4 me m usko table pe rkhdiya,jb paani peeya to uska taste ajeeb tha ,jb maine glass me dkha to...OMG us lady na usme hath dhoya tha :o i ran 2 washrum ...:( :( #
#bihar
#Female
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kun kun bore ho raha hai yaha aajao
Time ho gaya chatter-patter ka
Admin- Priyanka Thakur
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Ak bat share karna chata hu tum sab se :-)
AAJ AK ladki ne mhuj ko kha mene tery f.b id chek kari thi mhuj ko lagta nhi h ki tum mere frnd banne layak ho??
Mane esAA Kya KAR diya yar f.b par .? :O kya kar diya socho yar ..? :-(
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Late NIGHT CHAT........................
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Log Pata Nhi kaise Kudiyo ko Prpose kar Dete Hai..??
Meko To Pani-Puri Khane K Baad Papdi Maangne me v Sharam Aa Jati Hai..
Bda sharif hu na isliye.
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Pita ji ki pitayi
Param Pita ji mujhe janam se hi samay samay pr pit te aaye hain.Jb ve dekhte ki main marg se bhatakne ja raha hoon to meri pitayi kr dete the.Dant fatkar to bich bich men karte hi rahte the.Kintu aaj gat varshon men huyi pitayi ka varnan karoonga.
Pita ji ne jb sab thik thak vyvastha kar dee.Kisi prakar ka abhav nahin tha.Jo dukh,daridrta aadi pahle dikha chuke the usko door kar diya,shayad yah dekhne hetu ki yah sukh men rah kar meri bhakti poorva jaisi karta hai ya nahin?Sach kahoon to main Pita ji ko bhula to nahin tha,kintu gati mand ho gayi thi.Kamnaye bhi jag gyi thin.Vilasita ki bat to nahin kah sakta,kintu kuchh bhogon ko bhogne ki ichchha ho gyi thi.Is prakar 20 varsh ka samay vyatit ho gya.
Pita ji ne dekha ki yah apne lakshya se door ho raha hai.aise dhimi gati se chalega to kabhi mera samipya payega hi nahin.Main bhi sochta tha ki main to adhyatma marg pr chal hi raha hoon.thoda bahut dhyan kar hi leta hoon.Pita ji ko kabhi kabhi smaran kar hi leta hoon.Havan kar hi leta hoon.swadhyay aur Ish charcha kar hi leta hoon.Shastrarth aur tark,vitark logon se karta hi hoon.Khan pan sudhh satvik hai hi to aur kya chahiye?Is janam men nahin to agle janam men Pita ji ka samipya prapt kar loonga.shastra aur acharyagan,Guru ji log kahte hi hain ki jo ek bar adhyatma marg ,Yog marg pr chal deta hai vah fir agle janamon men bhi vahin se prarambh karta hai jahan se chhoda tha.atah main ashvast tha.Kintu Pita ji ko yah manjur nahin tha.
2005 ka kal tha.achanak udar men vedna huyi,jo nirantar badhti gyi.Hospitalon men bharti huaa.dhan bhi pryapt vyay huaa.Rog ka pata na chala.2 mah hospital men rah kar bahar aa gya.kuchh aaram huaa.punah 2006 men 6 mahine bad vahi vedna shuru huyi,Is bar vikral roop dharan kar liya.Europe ke kayi hospitalon men bharti raha.Sansar ke sare test jise main yantrna kahta hoon huyi.Koi rog nahin nikla.& mahina hospital men raha.Vedna itna bhayanak thi ki shabd nahin hain.Vah bhi aharnish,nirantar,akhand.chikitsakon ne javab de diya ki mere pas koi ilaz nahin hai.Rog pakad men nahin aa raha hai.Main ghar pr bed men chillata rahta tha.Khana pina 2 mah se tyag diya tha.Vajan 20 kilo kam ho gya tha.Sharir ke mans latak gye the.Shakti bilkul kshin ho gyi thi.Ek do doctor bole ki mritayu 15 din ke bhitar ho jayegi.log bhi aisa hi samjhte the.Main bhi apne jeevan se nirash ho gya tha.sara din to vedna se tadpta rahta tha,kintu ratri men ek vedna nivarak bhayankar drugs medicine ke roop men leta tha.anya koi upay tha hi nahin.Yah dava kewal Cancer aadi se pidit logon ko diya jata hai jab unki aayu kuchh mahine ki rah jati hai.yah dava atyant nashili aur khatarnak thi.Kintu 6 ghante hetu vedna tirohit ho jati thi.Main sharir tyagne hetu koi upay soch raha tha.Aise jine se achchha marna hi shreshth tha.
Ek din ki bat hai pratah 4 ka kal tha.drugs ka asar samapt hone ja raha tha.achanak mujhe laga ki koi mujhe jaga raha hai,main jag gya fir vah bola"Akhilesh!tumhari sari shakti kshin ho gyi hai,tum ab apne jeevan se nirash ho gye ho.Mrityu bhi samip hai.Tum apne jeevan ka plug us anant shakti se jod do aur tum punah jee uthoge."Yah vakya itna spasht aur uncha tha ki mere kan men abhi tak gunjte rahte hain.Main ise Param Pita ki vani manta hoon.Ise likh bhi liya hoon.Iske bad main is pr chintan karne laga"Are main to ab mr jauunga,Mrityu samip hai aur jis uddeshya hetu mera janam huaa tha usko poora nahin kiya.ab kya hoga?ityadi chintan kar ke rone laga.bhitar se gussa foot pada.Shastron ki baten ghumne lagi.Patanjali ji ke Ishwar pranidhan shabd samne aaya.Us pr chintan karne laga.Uska arth samjhne ka pryatna karne laga.sadharan arth to janta hi tha.Pita ji ne uska satya arth bataya.Akhir Patanjali ji ne 4 bar Ishwar pranidhan shabd ko kyo duhraya hai?Pita ji ne arth bataya "Ishwar pranidhan ka arth hai Param Pita ke liye Pagal ho jana.Mar mitna.apne ko nayochhavar kar dena.Jaise do premi pagal hote hain vaise pagal hona.Heer ranjha,Laila manjanu.shiri,farhad,Meera,Prahalad aadi jaise.Bs mujhe marg mil gya.Main Pagal ho gya.Ab aage kya hoga mujhe kuchh vidit nahin?Pitayi ki kahaini huyi khatam.sabhi baten batana thik nahin.pita putra ki gupt baten nahin batani chahiye.Itna hi pryapt hai.Om
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Killer shayaris are back
(Please weak hearted people stay away)
Using ur brain is strictly prohibited.
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain🚖
3.) Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
🚊Pudhil Station Santa cruz...Agla Station Santa cruz..Next Station Santacruz🚂
4.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.😎
5.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha"aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
6.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
7.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
8.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number your trying is currently switched off.
9.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.
10.) Traffic jam me atak gayi bike,
Traffic jam me atak gayi bike,
Chalo sab khele Counter Strike
11.) Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
1 is neither composite nor prime
12.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtack...
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
13.) woh mujhe chor ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
woh mujhe chor ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun
14.) 😇mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...
15.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
16.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....
17.) 😈Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
itni shakti hamen dena data..
18.) Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
A for Apple B for Banana…
19.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!
20.) Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
21.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……
22.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
👭Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
23.) Jim karna jaruri hai acche swasth ke liye.....
Jim karna jaruri hai acche swasth ke liye
munni badnam hui darling tere liye
24.) Panch Rupey ka ek samosa Dus Rupey ka Do,
Panch Rupey ka ek samosa Dus Rupey ka Do,
ACP ney kaha"DAYA darwaza tod do.
25.) Dar se daro nahi, jst fight it....
Hi, m rajnikanth, mind it!!
26.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega..👬
27.) Khooni ne dikhaya daya ko chaaku.
Khooni ne dikhaya daya ko chaaku,..
Are kya hua Aanandi k baapu??
28.) Fruit box ke uppar hain bannana,..
fruit box ke uppar hain bannana..
kuch bhi ho jaye daya tm goli mat chalana.
29.) America par Laden ka saya tha....
America par Laden ka saya tha....👥c
ACP bola iska matlab khuni balcony se aaya tha..
30.) Flop ho gayi amir ki talaash
Daya wo dekho ek or laash
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My room mate on phone:" Ok jaanu.. Gudnite.. TC.. SD.. bye"
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After that they continued talking
for the next 3 hours.. :P :D 3:)
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Plzz tell me now
select 1 for my pakistani frind
select 2 for my Indian Frind
main chek karte ho k pakistan hain kitnay hain awr india k kitnay frinds add hain mairay sath plzzzzzzzzz
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A GF is not one who says,
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"Main teri kismat me nai, tum
mujhe bhul jao"
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A true GF is one who says,
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"Tu padhai pe dehaan de,
placement ke baad ghar se utha
lena..
.. <3 :o ;)
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Cutest proposal . . .
Boy: I have a big
question and I
am hoping you can give
me the
answer...
Girl: What is it?
Boy: You see most part
of our
body has a pair right?
Without
each one our body is
unbalanced!!
Ex: hands, eyes, ears,
legs, lungs,kidney etc...
Girl: so....whats the
question?
Boy: the question is.. Can I
have
your heart to pair with
my
heart??
Because without you my life
is unbalanced!!! ♥♥
I Love You
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yaar sab ko complain h fb pe koi help nahe karta ye wo
Tell me
ap ko kya help chahiye
if I am able than I will help you all
admin->piya <3
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#1834 Hyderabadi Confessions ; ) : D
Assalamualaikum
Bond Boltey here 😎
# My bas ye bolna chahru ke aaj kal page pe real ids se zyada fake ids bahut hogaye
1) Maut
2) Bond'ni boltey
3) Jeelani ki kiraak begum
4) Blaze ki blaze'ni Kate
Aur jo jo Bhi fake ids se aare un logo ku bolru
> Izzat vizzat hai ki nai Bhai tum logo ki haaa ,,, self respect naam ki Bhi cheez rehti Kate insaan me,
> Fake ids banake limelight maarne ki Koshish karrein to bekaar trick hi ye > Bolte ni "bandar ku Kya Maloom adrak ka swaad" waisa hisaab hogaya aap logo ka.
Agar entertainment karna hai to aao kabhi page pe real I'd se aur dekho ...sikho ...cmnts nd likes Karo
# Bond'ni boltey Kate
https://www.facebook.com/bondni.boltey?refid=13&ref=m_notif¬if_t=mentions_comment
Buhahaha
Rofl
Lolzzz
Naraz hai ye duniya wale is gunahgaar se
"ya rab"
Sulade mujhko aisi Neend k sab raazi hojaye..!!!
Zindagi ki Raho me ranjo gham k mele me ...
Kal bhi akele the aaj bhi akele hai ..!!!
Dis one is dedicated to my special and best friend ( hope that person sees this )
Hum tere sath chalenge, tu chale ya na chale,
Tere har dard sahenge, tu kahe ya na kahe,
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Husband Ka Bharosa Toda
Hi mera naam nisha {badla hua naam}hain.main mumbai me rehane wali hu.kuch dini se maine ISS ki storie padane lagi, muje bhi aise lagane laga ki kyu na main bhi apana expirieance aap logo ke sath share karu. isliye himmat jutake main ye kahani batane ja rahi hu aap ko. aapko pasand aati hain ye kahani to pls mere is id pe muje email kariye mere age 25 hain. 2saal pehale mere shadi hue. shadi se pehale mera koi b/f nahin tha na maine kabhi kisi se sex kiya tha.shadi ke baad maine pehali baar apane
Husband ke sath hi sex kiya.shadi se pehale 3/4 ladko ne muje prapose kiya lekin pata nahi us waqt muje in chizo me intrest nahi tha.shadi se pehale main pune me rehati thi. shadi hone ke baad mumbai rehane aaye .hamare ghar me main mere husband mere chote devar aur saans sasur , itane log rehate the maine dikhane me achhi hu, gori aur active hu, thodi slim hu lekin figure achha hain mera.mere husband dubai me job karte hain. shadi ke liye unone 2 month ki chutti nikal ke mumbai aaye the.shadi hone ke baad hamara honeymoon ghar per hi hua.
Us raat muje dar lag raha tha ki kya hoga kaise hoga.lekin husband bahoot achhe insaan the.unone mere sath pehali baar sex bahoot pyar se kiya.pehali raat me hi husband ne muje bataya ki o indai me aur sirf 25 din hain baad me unko job ke liye dubai wapis jana hain aur 7/8 month ke baad wapis aayege.un 25 dino me humne bahoot sex enjoy kiya.jab mera man hota main husband ko bedroom me bulake sex kar leti thi. aur jab husband ka mood hota tab o mere sath sex kar lete hain. dekhate dekhate 25 din nikal gaye.dusare din subah ki unki flight thi.
Us raat main bahoot mayus thi.husband ne muje kaha ki main phone karta rahuga.tum bhi karo.aur mere aane ka intazaar karo. maine haan kaha. us raat humne 3 baar sex kiya. last baar sex karne ke baad husband ne mujse majak me pucha “main dubai me rahuga tab tu aur kisi ke sath sex to nahi karoge na” main gussa ho gaye mere husband pe. tab unone kaha ki majak kar raha hu.maine husband ko kaha ki jindagi me main aapke siway kisi ki nahi ho sakti hu. sirf aap hi mere sab kuch ho , mujpe bharosa karo. aur phir hum so gaye.
Next day husband dubai chale gaye. pahuchke muje call kiya ki yaha pahuch gaya hu sab thik hain.pura din muje unki yaad satati rahi.mere raat to puri nind nahi aaye,karwate badalte hue raat nikali.next day mere sasur mujse boli ki tu akeli ghar me kya karegi, koi to class joint kar le tera man laga rahega , chahe to main sunil ko kehata hu koi cource dhundane ko. sunil mere chote devar ka naam hain.maine thik hain kaha sasur jee ko next day sasur jee ne sunil ko mere liye koi computer ya koi aur course dhundane ko kaha.tab sunil bola muje “bhabhi aap ek kam karo na,koi cource karne se achha mere office me aa jao.jyada kuch kaam to hain nahin.aur aapka waqt bhi nikal jayega.
Maine haan kaha. us din sunil muje usake bike pe leke gaya. bike pe usake piche baitane ko bahoot sharam aaye.jab sunil break marta tha tab mera badan sunil ke badan pe dab jata tha.office pahuche hum. ek chota sa office tha sunil ka. sunil ka contraction ka bussines tha.isliye chota office rakha tha.sunil ke baju wali chair pe main baith gaye.sunil ne kuch der phona phone ki.aur phir muje bola ki main ek ghante me aata hu bhabhi.tab tak aap tv dekho,aur remote mere hath me dekhe tv on kar diya. aur jate hue bola ki chai bhej deta hu aapke liye aur chala gaya.
Main akeli thi office me.tv dekhate rahi. dopehar me sunil aaya. humne sath sath khana khaya.us din sham ko 4 baje hi sunil ne muje ghar pe chod diya, kaha ki aaj pehala din hain isliye jaldi jao, kal se 7 baje tak ruko.raat me main sone lagi tab muje sunil ke sath bike pe jo touch hua tha badan o yaad aane laga. tan main khud se boli ki ye kya gandi soch rahi ho. aur main so gaye next day 9 baje phir sunil ke sath office gaye.11 baje sunil office se kisi kaam ke wajah se nikala aur kaha ki der se aayega tum khana kha lo.kuch der tv dekhane ke baad amine sunil ka drover khola.usame kuch kitabe thi.
Ek kitab pe mera dyan gaya. o ek sexy kahaniyo ki kitab thi jisame ekdum gande word used kiye the.mera man pdne ka hua air maine padane lagi. jaise jaise kitab padti gaye mere badan me aag lagane lagi.chut se paani behane laga.puri kitab padne ke baad aisa lagane laga ki abhi sex chahiye muje.phir ek man kiya ki toilet jake masturbate karti hu, waha comertial ke liye ek hi common toilet tha.main toilet me gaye aur sarri uper karke chut me ungli dalne lagi2/3 min hi hue the tab tak doop pe kisi ne dastak di.
Main dar ke jaldi se sarri niche ki aur bahar aa gaye.aur office me aa gaye.2 min ungli dalne se aur mera badan garam Ho gaya kyu ki paani nikala hi nahi tha meri sunil 4 baje office aaya kisi dost ke sath, mere pehechan kara di usane. aur phir dono baate karte rahe. 7baje hum office se nikale aur ghar aaye. maine jaldi se khana kha liya aur sone chale gaye.bedroom me jake kab mere chut me ungli dal ke shat karu aisa hua tha muje.bed pe aake maine pure kapde nikal diye aur jee bhar ke ungli dali aur 3 baar chut se paani nikala tab shant hue.
Ab muje 15 din ho gaye the office jate hue. kcuh man lagane laga tha office me.ek din sunil nahi tha tab sunil ka ek dost office me aaya aur ek kitab di usane aur kaha ki sunil ko de do. o jane ke baad maine dekha to o sex ki kitab thi. main padane lagi ,6/7 page pade aur muje pata bhi nahi chala ki sunil mere samne aake khada hua hain.sunil ko dekh ke main ghabra gaye aur kitab hath se chut gaye.sunil ne smile kiya aur muje kaha ki bhaiyaa ki yaad aa rahi na bhabhi aapko? main kuch boli nahi bas kahi aur dekhane lagi.
Next day main aur sunil office me the tab sunil ke mobile pe ek call aaya. sunil usase baate karne laga, unki baate sun ke muje laga ki o ladki sunil ke g/f haingi.baat hone ke baad maine sunil se pucha kon hain? sunil muskurate hue bola ki usaki ek dost hain.maine himmat jutake uskao pucha ki sirf dost? sunil bola haan sirf dost hain.gahr nikalne ka waqt hua tab sunil muje bola”bhabhi o kitab sath me le lo aap aur ghar pe aaram se pado” main sharma gaye.tab sunil ne kitab mere hath me di.ghar pe hum aa gaye.tab mere sansu aur sasur kahi bahar ja rahe the. maine pucha kaha ja rahe ho to unone kaha ki ek relative ke yaha koi bimar hain usako dekhane .
Kal dopehar tak wapis aa jayege,aur chale gaye.ab ghar me main aur mere dewar sunil hi the.maine khana banaya ,sunil 9 baje kahi jake aaya. aane ke baad mujse pucha ki bhabhi maine mere liye whisky laye hain kya aap beer logi? main na boli.lekin sunil nahi mana, bola ki aaj ek beer lo aap,kcuh nahi hota hain. aur wapis jake beer leke aaya.mere bedroom me pehale hi suane glass aur khane ke liye rakh diya aur muje aawaz di.muje sharam aa rahi thi devar ke sath peene me aur kabhi pee bhi nahi thi maine.dewar bole muje ki sharmao mat, main bhaiya ko nahi boluga ki tumne beer pee hain. bindast aa jao. amine bed pe
Gaye sunile ne dono ke glass bhare.pehale seep me muje ajib lagi beer, jalan hone lagi, sunil bola 2/3 seep maro phir achhi lagegi.sunil ne 10 min me usaka glass khatam kiya aur dusara glass bhar diya.phir muje bolamain tumko kuch dikhata hu, aur bahar chala gaya,usake bedrrom se ek badi kitab leke aaya aur muje bola ye dekho. maine kitab hath me le aur frst page open kiya to waha ek aaurat puri nagi thi aur ek mard ka lund chus rahi thi. dekhate hi maine kitab band kar di aur baju me rakh di. sunil hsane laga.sharmao mat bhabi achhi achi pic hain dekho maja aayega. maine dyan nahi hi usake baato pe.kuch der me mera
Glass khatam hue tab sunil ne wapis beer dal di. muje halka sa nasha hone laga tha us waqt.sunil bola main cigarate peeke aata hu 5 min me tum shuru rakho aur chala gaya. jaise sunil bahar gaye maine o kitab hath me le aur photo dekhane lagi jaldi jaldi 2/3 photo dekhe nahi tab tak sunil samne.”sorry bhabhi lighter yahi reh gaya tha o lene aaya hu. aur lighter leke jate hua bola muje.”aaram se dekho bhabhi” aur smile karte hue chala gaya. muje bahoot sharm aaye. phir main bhi dkehane lagi sab photo. ek ek photo dekh ke mera badan garam hone laga. sunil aane tak mere badan me aag lag gaye uper se beer ka nasha.
Sunil is baar mere pass aake baita aur bola ki hum sath sath me dekhate hain photo.aur bilkul mere karib aake hum dono photo dekhane lage. photo dekhate waqt sunil commets kar raha tha” kay maal hain, wow isaki chut dekho bhabhi, ye lund pasand aaya kya bhabahi aapko” hum photo dekhate ja rahe the, kuch der bad muje ehasaas hua ki sunil ka ek hath mere pit pe hain aur mere pit pe sehala raha hain. aur aur garam ho gaye. samaj me nahi aa raha tha kya karu.dher dhere sunil ka hath mere daye galo pe aaya aur gal ko kehalane laga.us kitab k lats page tha o , jaise maine kitab band ki sunil me muje usaki baho me
Jhakad liya. main kuch sochu ya bolu sunil ne muje lip pe kiss karna shuru kar diya.sirf aur sirf 1 min ke liye mera man ko laga ki ye galat ho raha hain …lekin 2nd minite…main sab bhul gaye aur sunil ki aagosh me chali gaye.1 monthse pyasi thi.sunil mere badan ke ek ek ang ko chuke mehasus kar raha tha.puri nangi karke jab usane mere chut chata shuru kiya tab mere liye ye pehala expiriance tha, kyu ki mere husband ne aisa nahi kiya tha kabhi.achha lagne laga sunil ka chut chatana.phir sunil ne jab usaka lund bahar nikala to main dekhate reh gaye, mere husband se bada aur mota tha usaka lund.sunil ne mere muh
Pe rakhane chusane ko kaha.maien bade pyar se muh me liya aur chusane lagi.baad me sunil ne muje niche sulake mere uper aa gaya.aur hamara sex shuru hua. pure ek month ke baad mere chut me lund gaya tha. khushi se zhum rahe thi main20 min tak sunil ne choda muje.paani girane ke baad dono shant hue, tab muje ehasas hua ki ye kya ho gaya mujse. lekin sunil bola ki daro mat bhabhi ye baat kisi ko pata nahi chalge.us raat me aur 4 baar sex kiya humne. next day subah 9 baje office pahuch gaye. office aate hi sunil ne office ka door band kar diya aur office me chair pe mere sath sex kiya. phir usake mobile me koi
Blue film ki clip thi o dikhaye o sab dekhane ke baad mere sex ki bhuk badane lage.phir daily hum office me din me 3/4 baar aur raat me ghar pe chup ke se sab so jane ke baad main sunil ke kamre me jake sex karte the. sab kuch thik chal raha tha3 month ho gaye. ab muje mere husband ki yaad bhi nahi aati thi.aur sex ki dewani ban gaye thi main. daily muje sunil ka lund chahiye hi hota tha. ek din sunil ne muje buri khabar di.usako koi ek city me ek contraction ka bada kaam mila hain . us liye usako waha jana hain.sunil bola ab office ka agrement bhi khatam ho raha hain aur main bhi mumabi me anhi hu to office chod dete
Hain sunil jane ke 2 din pehale humne bahoot enjoy kiya. phir sunil chala gaya main wapis jaha thi waha hi reh gaye..akeli,pyasi.5/6 din ho gaye. ek din raat me mere nind khuli.aur muje pishab bhi lagi thi, main bathroom jane lagi tab muje mere saas aur sasur ke room me se kuch aawaaz sunai di , mai darwaje ke pass jake sunane lagi. mere ssans sasur ko bol rahi thi ki abhi bhi tumara sex kam nahi hua kya, muje is umer me kyu taqlip dete ho, bahar kisi randi ke pass jake apani pyas bhuja ke aate jao na. phir mere sasur ki aawaz aaye “tuje pata hain na main kitani baar randi ke pass gaya lekin mera itana bada lund dekh ke
Koi mujse chudwati nahin hain. ye baat sun ke mere hosh ud gaye. itana bada lund matlab kitana bada hain. phir thodi der kuch aawaz nahi aaye . aur 2 min ke baad saas ki chillane ke aawaz aaye”dhere, dhere se karo, mar gaye main,mere chut se paani bhi nahi nikalta ab isliye aur dard hota hain muje” phir sasur ki aawaj sunai di “ajj muje roka mat, pure 20 din ke baad main chut chod raha hu. kuch der baad sab shant ho gaya. amin bathrrom jake wapis bed pe aaye. lekin nind nahi aa rahi thi. mere saas aur sasur ki baate samne aa rahi thi. der raat me nind lagi.
Next day main 7 baje uthi, mere pehale hi mere saas sasur daily uth jate hain. sasul hall me tv dekh rahe the. pata nahi lekin us din pehale baar maine mere sasur ki aur dyan se dekha. karib 57/58 age hogi unki,hight achhi thi,aur body kisi pehalwan jaise thi,badi badi muche thi aur mardani persanality thi. us din maine bahoot dyan se dekha sasur ko.man me ek ajib khayal aaya ki ek baar sasur se…..aur muje khud pe sharam aaye, ye kya soch rahi hu main.2/3 din aise hi gaye.garmi ke din the o ,mere sasur nahane gaye the dopehar me, muje pata nahi tha , aur main nahane ke liye bathrroom chali gaye, sasur kabhi bathroom
Lock nahi karte hain ye muje pata nahi tha. jaisse maine bathroom me enter kiya to samne sasur pure nange khade the. aur apane hath se unka lund hila rahe the. mere nazar unke lund pe padi to muje chakkar aana baki reh gaya. ghadhe jaisa lund tha unka aur pura kala kala.aur main turant sorry bolke bahar chale gaye. lekin mere samne baar baar wahi scene aa raha tha sasur ke lund dekhane ka.sasur bahar aaye to mere himmat nahi hue unki taraf dekhane ki. us raat me maine bahoot der tak chut me ungli dali aur ungli dalte hue soch liya ki ab sasur se sex karugi chahe kuch bhi ho jaye.
Dusare din sasur jab news paper pad rahe the aur saas kitchen me khana bana rahi thi, muje jhadu lagana tha room me. maine night gown pe thi, maine mere nighty ke uper ke dono button khol diye aur zhadu lagte hue sasur ke samne aa gaye. main itana zhuki hue thi ki sasur ko mere dono boobs saaf saaf dikhaye de. wahi position me main bahoot der ek hi jagah pe zhadu mar rahe thi aur chupke se ek angle se sasur ki aur dekha to sasur mere dono gore aur bhare hue boobs ko dekh rahe the. mera man khushi se zhumne laga.
Phir main niche is position me baithi zhadu lagane ki mere black colour ki panty sasur ko dikhai de. waisse hi hua, ab ki baar mere sasur mere panty dekh rahe the. phir main pure ghar me zhadu lagage aise chali gaye ki kuch hua hi nahin.pehala teer maine mar diya tha aur nishane pe lag gaya tha.usi din sham ko mere saas mandir gaye tab maine nahane chali gaye aur jaan bhuj ke mere bra pnaty aur towel bedroom me rakha. sasur us waqt ghar me tv dekh rahe the. nahane ke baad maine sasur ko aawaz lagaye
Ki mere sab kapde bedroom me hain pls de do muje. aur bathroom ke door hara sa khol ke bahar dekhane lage, kuch der me sasur mere panty bra aur towel leke aaye aur phir achanak ruke, main bathroom ke chote gap se dekh rahe thi, phir sasur ne mere panty ek hath me li aur nak pe laga ke kuch der sungi, mere chut se paani nikalne laga, muje manzil karib dikhaye dene lagi, lekin muje jaldibazi nahi karni thi nahi to kaam bigad sakta tha.phir sasur aage bade, tab maine chehare pe sabun lagane lagi. sasur ne aawaz di
Bahu, main leke aaya hu kaha rakhu kapde” maine sasur ko kaha”maine sabun lagaya hain pls under mere hath me do na” jaise hi sasur ne door khola main samne puri nangi th aur chehare pe sabun tha mere.phir bhi main dekh rahi thi, mera badan dekhate hi sasur ki halaat kharab hone lagi 1 min tak sirf muje dekhate rahe, phir hosh me aake bole bahu ye lo kapde. maine kaha ki 2 min ruko main sabun saaf karti hu, aur mere muh pe 3/4 mug paani dala aur sasur ki tarf dekha tab unki aanke badi ki badi thi. maine
Nazare zhukate hue kapde hath me liye aur jasie kuch hua nahi karke door band kar diya.dusara teer bhi sahi laga tha.ab bas muje aakhari war karna tha aur main us moke ki talassh kar rahe thi.jaldi ho o moka aa gaya. mere saas bimar hue aur usako hospital me admite kiya. dr ne kaha ki weakness hain 2/3 din hospital me rakho thik ho jayege. us raat ko muje mera kaam karna tha.raat ko mera khana hone ke baad mainsaas ke liye tifin leke hospital gaye. waha sasur bhi the. sasujee ka khana hone ke baad maine sasur ko kaha ki aap bhi chalo na ghar ab, maaji so jayegi kuch der me. tab saas bhi boli unko, aap jao bahu ghar
Pe akeli hain. phir hum dono auto se ghar aa gaye.ghar aake sasur ne khana kha liya aur tv dekhane lage hall me. main bedroom me gaye lekin mere sariir change nahi ki. ek plan banaya. aur bahar aaye. sasur ko kaha “papa mera puara badan dard ho raha hain koi goli hain kya” sasur bole iodexmal lo na aaram milega, maine kaha kon malega mere peet pe iodex.phir sasur bole chalo main mal deta hu. aur mere piche mere bedroom me aa gaye.maine unko iodex diya aur aur ulti so gaye bed pe. sasur ne pucha kaha dard hain,
Maine kaha pure badan me lekin pehale kamar me malsih karo waha jyada dar ho raha hain.phir sasur ne dhere se mere kamar ko iodex lagaya aur malish karne lage, waise mere badan me aag lagane lagi, kyu ki sunil se sex kiye hue bahoot din ho chuke the.kcuh der baad main boli ki aur niche malish karo na papa , sasur bole tumare sarii hain na beta isliye malish nahi karne aa rahi, phir main uthi aur bina soche sasur ke samne mere sarri aur parkar nikal diya, ab main sirf panty aur blouse me the, aur wapis ulti let gaye.
Mere gore badan dekh ke sasur bhi garam hone lage aur apani pant me usaka lund set karne lage. mera dyan tha barabar.phir unone mere kamar ki malish ki phir tange phir thai, muje bukhar chadane laga sex ka. lekin main dheraj se le rahe thi sab. phir sasur ko boli ki ab peet ki malish karo, sasur ne kaha blouse hain beti waha, maine kaha piche hi button hai aap nikal don na pls, phir sasur ne mere sab button khole blouse ke, phir main boli bra ka hook bhi nikal do taki achhe se malish kar sakoge. phir unone hook nikala
Bra ka aur peet pe mailsh karne lage, unke hath bahoot kadak the.phir main sidha ho gaue aur apane blouse aur bra nikal ke side me rakh diya aur sasur ko kaha ki chst me bhi kuch pain hain,pls waha bhi malish karo na, ab sasur bhi out off control hone lage the, unki aawaz bhi alag aane lagi thi, ek bhuke sher jaise, mere boobs pe thoda iodex lagaya aur dhre dhere boobs ko sehalane lage, amin boli “papa jara jor se karo na bahoot dard hain waha, ab sasur dono hath me mere boobs ko leke badane lage aur masalne lage.
10 min malish ki, tab maine kaha ki ab thoda kamar pe karo. jaise hi sasur niche aaye aur mere panty dekhi jo puri paani se gili ho chuki thi suako dekh ke bole “bete ye panty itani kyu gili hain” tab maine kaha “papa jab se aap mere malish kar arhe ho pata nahi muje kya ho raha hai lekin waha se bahoot pani nikal rakha hain, aap dekho na jara” sasur ne ek smile di muje aur bole “samaj kya main beti kya dard hain waha” aur mere panty ek zhatke me kich ke nikal feki. dono tange alag ki aur niche zhuk ke mere garam aur arsili chut pe apana muh rakh diya aur kutte jaise chatana shuru kar diya…ohhhhh kya bato
Aapko us waqt ki situatin, main jannat me pahuch gaye thi 10 min chut chatane ke baad sasur ne apani pant nikal ke unka ghade jaise lund mere samne kar diya, mere aanke fati ki fati reh gaye. itana bada lund. dono hatho se maine unke lund ko padka, tab sasur bole “iatana bada lund apani chut me le sakogi bete” main boli”musqil hain papa lekin aap chaho to isako mere chut ki sair kara sakte ho” papa bole”soch lo bete, ek baar haan kaha aur jab maine karuga tab na mat kaho, tab main tumari baat nahi manuga” maien
Kaha “aap shuru to karo papa” phir sasur ne unka ghade jaisa lund mere chut pe rakha , dala nahi waise hi rakha jhara zhuke niche , ek hath mere muh pe rakha aur muh band kar diya , main samji nahi asia kyu kar rahe papa, aur kuch aur sochu usi waqt mere aanko ke samne tare chamakne lage, andhe ra aa gaya aur kamar me dard ki lakir nikali , maine dekha sasur ne ek jor dhar dhakka mar ke unka bada lund mere chut me dala hain. aminc hillane ki koshih karne lagi, lekin sasur ka hath mere muh pe tha aur jor se muh
Band karke rakha tha, wapis se unone dusara ek jor dar dhakka mara, main rone lagi, lekinsasur mere tarf dekh ke aur 2/3 dhake mare, aur kuch der ruk gaye, muje aise lagane laga ki kisi ne ek garam lohe ki chiz meri chut me ghusa di hain, papa ko main hisharo se boli ki bahar nikalo, tab papa boli ki bete abhi to sirf aadha hi ghusa hain, aadha baki hain. sun ke mere hosh ud gaye, phir wapis se unone ek jor dar djakka mara, aur dhakke marte gayekarbi 3/4 min baad unone pura lund mere chut me ghusa diya. ab bhi mere
Aankon ke samne andhera tha, kcuh samaj nahi a araha tha kya karu, waha sasur nonstop dhake pe dhakke marte ja rahe the, karib 15 min baad mera dard kuch kam hua aur main thodi realx hue aur chudai ka maja lene lagi, jab sasur ne dekha main kuch relax hu tab unone mere muh se apana hath hataya aur mere muh me muh dal diya, unke muh se tambaku ki smell aa rahi thi lekin muje unka lip chusana achha lag raha tha.sasur muje chodate rahe, main 5 baar zhar chuki lekin papa ka paani nikalne ka naam nahi le
Rahe the, dono pasine se bheg gaye, karib ek ghante baad papa ne 4/5 baar jerk liya aur pura load mere chut me dal diya aur hafate hue mere badan pe pad gaye.karib karib ek ghante tab sasur ne mere jamar chudi ki thi.20 min dono waise hi pade rahe phir sasur mere baje me let gaye aur mujse pucha “kaisa laga beta mera lund” maine ekdum se bol gaye “tum aadami ho ki janwaaar” sasur jor se hansane lage aur bole aadami hi hu beta lekin lund jawaaar ka hain bas”maine pcuha itana bada lund kaise aapka, aapke dono
Beto ka lund to kitana chota hain, sasur mere tarf dekhane lage aur bole “dono beto ka, mere dusare bete ke lund ke bare me tuje kaise pata” main sharma gaye aur kcuh nahi boli, tab sasur bole”achaa to mera bada beta yaha nahi tha to tu mere chote bete se chudwa rahe thi kya. chalo achha hua, is ghar ke sabhi logo se chud gaye tu” aur hasne lage. phir papa ne mujse pucha” ab sone jau beta main” maine kaha ” nahin papa, ek baar aur karte hain phir chale jana”papa bole “is age me 2 baar sex nahi kar sakta beta main,
Ab ye lund kal hi khada hoga” tab main boli “koi baat nahi papa, kal karege hum lekin aap jao mat, yahi mere sath so jao” papa bole thik hain tv band karke aata hu.papa tv band karne gaye tab main bed se uthi to dekha mere chut me se sasur ka bahoot sara pani bahar nikala tha.main bathroom jake saff karke aaye. phir papa bhi aa gaye , maien kaha light chalu rakhake so jate hain.20/25 min me papa so gaye lekin muje nind nahi aa rahi thi , ab sach much me papa ne aise chudai ki mere ki puara bandan dard kar raha tha. kcuh der bad nind khulu,
Shayd raat ke 3 baj rahe the,bathroom jake pishab karke aaye main, aur papa ke pass aa gaye, ek hath se unka lund sehalane lage, 10/15 min aise hi sehalate rahi tab dekha papa ke lund me kuch harqat hone lagi hain, phir niche aake main unka lund chusana shuru kar diya , karib 15 min chusane ke baad papa ka lund phir se khade hone laga aur papa bhi jaag gaye aur bole”beti lagta hain tumari pyas bheji nahi abhi, koi baat nahi, chalo wapise se tere chudai kar deta hu” aur mere uper aa gaye aur mere chut pe lund rakh ke
Mere muh pe hath rakh diya., aur jordar dhakke ke sath aadha lund chut me gussa diya. main chillane ki kohsih ki lekin muh pe hath tha sasur ka, aur 2/3 dhake me is baar papa ne pura ka pura lund chut me ghusa diya aur chodate rahe.1 ghanta ho gaya , main wapise se 4/5 baar jhar gaye lekin paani nahi jhare, main thak gaye tab papa ko kaha ki papa ab bas karo , main thak gaye hu, nikal lo bahar ab kal kartein. phir papa ne bhi lund nikal liya aur baje me so gaye. muje bhi nind aane lagi, main bo gaye, subah 6.30 ko
Main chilla uthi aur dekha to papa mere uper the aur unka lund mere chut me, aur chat se mera muh band karne muje chodana shuru kar diya, is baar 40/50 min me paani nikala unka aur hafte hue mere baju me pad gaye.mine pucha kyu itani subah mood hua aapka, tab papa bole “beta raat ko 3 baje bina paani nikale tune lund bahar nikalne ko kaha tab se main bechain tha mera lund chota ho hi nahi raha tha, subah ho gaye, phir maine socha ye chut me paani nikalke shant hoga isliye maine tuje choda” main boli ”
Main kitana dar gaye the papa itana dard hua aur kya hua nind me thi to pata nahi chala aap ho mere upper phir dono sath me nahane chale gaye.us raat me bhi 1 baar sex kiya humne.dusare din subah papa ko boli main ” aaj se maaji aa jayegi to hum kaise karge papa?” papa bole tentiom mat le tu, sab thik hoga” mere saas ko sham ko 5 baje discharge mil gaya. ghar pe leke aaye hum. raat ka khana hua, main sone ke liye mere bedroom me gaye, aur mere saas aur sasur unke bedroom me. 20 min hue nahi tab tak door pe nock kiya kisi ne. maine khlola to samne mere saas aur sasur dono the,mere saas mere pass ake boli “beti
Aaj se muje aazadi mil gaye hain, tu apane sasur ke sath jee bhar ke enjoy kar, muje to aaram milega , pichale 35 saal se main tang aa chuki hu inka bade lund se, aaj se tum dono sath me sona mera beta dubai se ane tak” muje apane aap pe vishwas nahi ho raha tha ki mere sasu maa aisa aake mujse boli. sasu chale jane ke baad sasur mere bedroom me aa gaye aur humne sex kiya, us din se main aur mere sasur hum pati patni jaise rehane lage>3/4 month ke baad mere period miss hue, cheak kiya to main pregnant hu kaha doctor ne, main dar gaye ab kya karu, lekin mere sasu maa boli “dar mat bete ye to khushi ki baat hain tu
Maa banane wali hain, hamare ghar me chirag aayega” mai boli ” lekin maaji aapko pata hai na aapka beta dubai me hain aur main yaha pregnant ho gaye” sasu boli “mere bete ka tention mat le tu, main usako samja dugi, bas aaj se tu apane bete ka khayal rakh, sasur bhi mere taraf dekh ke muskurane lage, main sharma gaye, kyu ke mere pet me mere sasur ka hi bachha tha.2 month baad sunil aaya to usko pata chala main pregnnat hu, muje pucha kaise ? main kuch boli nahin,usane phir jyada pucha nahin 2din baad chala gaya, dekhate dekhate 6 month ho gaye, muje 6 month shuru tha, mera pet bhi bahar aa gaya tha. ek
Din mere husband ka phone aaya ki 0 kal ghar aa raha hain, sun ke muje khushi nahi hue , ghabra gaye main, ab kya hoga, lekins asu maa boli”main hu tu dar mat, mai sab thik kar dugi” 2 din baad husband aaya. sasur lene gaye the airport. main aur sasu ghar pe the. sasu ne muje mere bedroom me jane ko kaha.jab mera husband aaya tab sasu usako unke bedroom leke gaye aur 20 min tak pata nahi kya baat hue. phir sasur mere bedroom ke pass aake bole ki beti bahar aa jao ab, main sharmate hue sasu ma ke bedroom me agye, samne sasu maa aur mera husband khada tha, mera pet dekhate hi reh gaya, sasu muje
Boli “dekh tu maa banane wali hain to ye kitana khush hain, hain na beta” mera husband sirf hansa aur muje bola “bharosa tod hi diya mera” main kuch nahi boli,phir 8 din baad chala gaya dubai. 9month me muje ladka hua.ghar me sab khush the. aaj mera husband dubai ka job chod ke india me hain mere sath hum sab khsuh hain, mere bete ka naam vishal hain. aapko aksie lagi mere stori muje email karke bole. merei id hain nisha_desai1980@yahoo.com ispe email kar sakte ho aap.
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Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai. aur kya problem hai Problem yeh hai kimain chahata hoon ki meri life meinkoiye problem na ho Lekin agar merilife mein koiye problem na ho toh yehuski life ki sabse badi problem hai...And bull shit she is worried yaar use to celebrate karna chahiye tha She isin this exactly what she wantsSeriously yaar aajkal jab bhi wo muhkholti man karta hai muh me kuchstuff kardoon Trust me yaar cheihmahinom me I have had it all Sab dekhliya meine Kaunsi pyaar Kaisirelationship? Kahin ki khushiya?Relationship ka matlab ye rehta hai anend to your own happiness Uskebaad all you have to worry about isuski khushiyaan uska birthday uske kutte ka birthday Uska new year tokabhi tumhara bhi new year tha Inladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakhsakta A happy woman is a myth Tubatman wali ki dekh le Saala Jab taksaala batman nahi bana tab tak bolti rahi tum toh kuch karte nahi honakara ho napunshak ho main tumjaise insaan ke saath kaise reh saktihu jisdin bechara batman ban gaya usdin boli tum toh batman ban gayemujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha main tumhare saath kaise rehsakti hu Sab saalan na in bollywoodkahaniyon ka dosh hai Bloodybollywood romantic masaala Ek ladkaek ladki dono ko pyaar hua Donosaath saath Film khatam Is ke baad ka story koi nahi batata Iske baad kikahaani mein batata hoon Iske baadladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahikiya To problem Hug kiya to chape horahe ho Itna bhi achcha nahi lagtaSaale Shopping khatam nahi hoti inki Pehle cushion laye fir curtain layecushion, curtain se match nahi kiyetoh aur cushion laye mere ghar meinmug itne hai ki unko bechne jaoontoh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye Ekto jo cheez lena hai wo leke nahi ayegi do hafte dimag chatenge kitable lena hai table lena hai 5 ghantemaal me bitake ek sadhi si chappalutha kar layenge aur fir agle do haftedimag chatenge table lena hai tablelena hai... Offic e me kaam kar raha hoon Phone aa jayega Phone utathehi bol deta hoon Baat nahi kar saktaKitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna?Do minute karloge to kya ho jayegaAre do minute karloonga to tumhekya miledi meri maan Thik se to kar paoonga nahi Aur iske baad I loveyou bole bina phone kaataan tonaatak Sabse jyada dimaag ki dahi ismobile phone ne ki hai... Kitna ghatiyainvention hai saala Trust me I saypatta hai saala patta... ek toh ...inke ad bhi dekho lo ji 1 paisa per second aurphone karo aur phone karo aare callsasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badhjati hai karne ko fir iska jawab unhebhi do tumhare pass baat kyon nahihai karne ko you have lost interest in me tumhe hoon hoon hi karna athatoh maine tumhe phone hi kyonkiya??? are meri maa mujhe kya patatune mujhe phone kyon kiya??? jakebharti mittal se puch na... tujhe mainbata raha hoon us ad mein kutta nahi kutia hai... seriously mein shart lagasakta hoon... Tujhe kya lagta haiColumbus ko pata nahi tha wo indianahi jaa raha tha Glati se pahoonchgaya? Usko to pata tha Wo bechara tokahin door jaan chahta tha Biwi ki chakkar me bolna pada India jaa rahahoon Nah to das sawaal poochtiKahaan jaa rahe ho Kyon jaa rahe hoAchcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaanjaa rahe ho? Seedhe seedhe kyonnahi bolte ki mujhse kahin door jaan chahte ho/ Aaj tak bechare kamazaak udati hai duniya Office mekaam kar raha hoon Sms aajayega Ilove you Thik hai mein bhi smskarleta hoon I love you too Iske baadsms pe sms shuroo abey kaam kya karti hai office mein??? Do sms kareply mat karna Turant Phone aajayega Phone mat uthaa To dus minme message aa chuka hoga I don'tthink its working anymore Dus minme Babu I love you to I don't think its working anymore And this is whenthey are not even down Ab patachala ye aadmiyon ko itne heartattack kyon aate hain Aur yeh…. gaybande itne successful kyon hotehai??? Because they don't have a woman to screw their happiness naLog kehte hain na behind everysuccessful man, there is a womanTrue But koi ye nahi bataata ki behindevery unsuccessful man, also there isa woman Aur ye to koi bhi bata sakta hai na Ki unsuccessful logon kataadaath Successful logon se kayiguna zyada hai is duniya me SaalaOffice me kaam kar raha hoon Kehraha hoon late ho jaaonga To khaananahi khayegi Phir bhooki so jayegi Are mein keh raha hoon na khanakhalo Kya karoon naukri chod doon?saale ghar jaao Pehle Inhe manao inhekhilao Uske baad khud ki bhookh toaise hi mar jaati hai Is sab ke baad bhiinsaan kisi tarah Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua hai chup chaapto gaya Gadi gadi kya soch raheho??? kya soch rahe ho??? kya sochrahe ho??? Are kuch nahi soch rahameri maa yeh soch raha hoon ki teramooh kaise band karu... kya soch raha hoon camera laga doon dimagmein... Is sab ke baad We never talkWe need to talk I don't think itsworking any more And mein tumhebata raha hoon You cannot discussanything with a woman Because they call it a discussion But anydiscussion with a woman is anargument Aur argument mein toh tuboss unse jeet hi nahi sakta… Becausehum aadmiyon ki ek basic need hotihai To make sense in an argument Ladkiyon ko koi farak nahi padtaSense jaise bekaasi cheez ki wajeh sewo Argument kaise haar jaye Ek toaaj ki baat pe argument aaj hoga hinahi aaj ki baat par jhagada hoga domahine baad... Yahaan saala yaad hi nahi rehta hai do mahine pehle huakya tha??? Ladkiyaan bacha ke rakhtihain yeh chota hatiyar nahi badahatiyar hai isse badi ladai mein usekarenge… TU kabhi try karliyo khudko sahi saabit karne ki Tujhe lag hi raha haoga ki is point se tu apni baatko ssabit karlega Lekin tabhi ekawaaz ayegi Ungli neeche karoo Tunedhyaan bhi nahi diya hoga Lekintumhari nadaan si ungli unki tarafpoint kar rahi hogi And suddenly , the whole argument will flush down thegutter And mudra ye reh jayega kiHow dare you point a finger at me?Kisne banaya ye rule Kisne banaya?Saal wo beech argument me tumhejhoota phek ke maarle to koi dikkat nahi Lekin unki taraf ek ungli pointkardo Saara mudra khatam Wo sahitum galat Shaadi se pehle wo nagintune kyon bhajta hai Kyon ki bandwala bhi tumhe chetaavani de rahahoga ki kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi me Inka signature tune haiwo Ab ye bata wo kya karne aayi thitere paas yahaan Same cheez meinkaroon to Uske kisi friend ko callkarke Ab ye problems ginaoon toKahegi tumne meir friend ko call kiya Hmm hmm Tum uski sympathy gainkarna chahte ho? Y don't you go andsleep with her? Its ridiculous yaar :@
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Sry friends Hume aap sabh ko kuch batana chati hoon.... Ravi kumar nagdev.. Frm Sakti Hume kafi dino se pareshan kar rahe hai... Aur Hume fake bata rahe hai.. Agar kisi ko hum fake lage Toh pls Hume block kardo.. Khushi Khushi... Hume koi problem nahi....
Aur Agar aap sabit kardo ki hum fake hai........
Sry friends/ bro/ sis... Hume maaf kardo... Agar humari baat buri lagi hoto.....
Agar aap log nahi chate ki hum fb par na rahe Toh pls bol do hum chali jati hoon is fb se...
Angel...
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Faadu wala
1 Boy ki engagement 1 bohut Khubsurat
Larki
se hui.
.
Wo Larka us larki se kabhi nahi mila tha.
Na kabhi us se baat hui thi... Bas sab logo se
uski khubsurti ki tareef hi suni thi.
.
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Shaadi k baad larka us ka ghoonghat utha
ker bola...
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Tum wakai bohut khubsurat ho...
Tumhe kya gift karoo.
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Larki sharmati hui boli.....
"Do aap taa Dill Taley..... " Moral:
Kam se kam ek call kar leni chahiye
thi.......
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Aaj kal page pr kuch suwar k baache aa kar hinduism ko gaali de rahe hai .. suno be suwar k baacho .. agar mai chahu to bus ek post daal kar tumhari gaand faad kar rakh sakta hu ..
or fir tumhare chodu religion ka jo rape hoga us k jimmedar tum khud hi howge.
faisala tumhare haath me or decision hamare lund pr hai
to koi v cmmnt marne se pahle apne chodu dimaag se jara soch liya karo.
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Killer shayaris are back Using ur brain is strictly, V.Strictly prohibited...
1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter, Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain, 12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain
3.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan, And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
4.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir chahta kya hain khooni"
5.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar, Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar, Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
6.) Teri adao pe main waari waari.. Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
7.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf.. The number you are trying is currently switched off.
8.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo. Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.
9.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak.... Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
10.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.. mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo.. ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...
11.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan... mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan.. LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
12.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna... Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna... BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna....
13.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!
14.) Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach.. Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach.. Asali masale sach sach MDH.....MDH ...!
15.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss Mutual funds are subjected to market risks
16.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ... Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana .. Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
17.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega..
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