Sanskaar 21st June 2013

Ek aurat ki bade shaher me interview ke baad naukari lag gai, usne socha 'apne pati ko SMS kar du, taaki unhe chinta na ho' . Par . Usne . Galati se galat no. Par SMS bhej diya Jisko ye MSG mila wo apni patni kaantim sanskaar kar ke lautraha thaa, SMS padh te hi wo behosh ho gaya. MSG kuch is tarah ka thaa...... . ....'mai sahi salamat pahuch gai hu, yaha rahene ki b achhi suvidhaa hai, aap chinta mat karna 1 - 2 din me aap ko bi bula lungi...
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Old bt Gold..
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Ek aurat ki bade shaher me
interview ke baad naukari lag
gai,
usne socha 'apne pati ko SMS
kar du, taaki unhe chinta naho'
.
.
Par
.
.
Usne
.
.
Galati se galat no. Par SMS
bhej diya
Jisko ye MSG mila wo apni
patni ka antim sanskaar kar ke
laut raha thaa,
SMS padh te hi wo behosh ho
gaya.
..
MSG kuch is tarah ka thaa..
..
....'mai sahi salamat pahuch gai
hu,
yaha rahene ki b achhi suvidhaa
hai or mobile ki suvidha v hai,
aap chinta mat karna 1 - 2 din
me aap ko bi bula lungi...
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Old bt Gold ... :p

Ek aurat ki bade shaher me interview ke baad naukari lag gai,
usne socha 'apne pati ko SMS kar du, taaki unhe chinta na ho'
.
... Par
.
Usne
.
Galati se galat no. Par SMS bhej diya
Jisko ye MSG mila wo apni patni ka antim sanskaar kar ke lautraha thaa,
SMS padh te hi wo behosh ho gaya.
MSG kuch is tarah ka thaa......
.
....'mai sahi salamat pahuch gai hu,
yaha rahene ki b achhi suvidhaa hai,
aap chinta mat karna 1 - 2 din me aap ko bi bula lungi...;) :p :D
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Old bt Gold ...
Ek aurat ki bade shaher me
interview ke baad naukari lag
gai,
usne socha 'apne pati ko SMS
kar du, taaki unhe chinta na ho'
.
Par
.
Usne
.
Galati se galat no. Par SMS
bhej diya
Jisko ye MSG mila wo apni
patni kaantim sanskaar kar ke
lautraha thaa,
SMS padh te hi wo behosh ho
gaya.
MSG kuch is tarah ka thaa......
.
....'mai sahi salamat pahuch gai
hu,
yaha rahene ki b achhi suvidhaa
hai,
aap chinta mat karna 1 - 2 din
me aap ko bi bula lungi...
hahahahhaha thoko like**
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Cool Boyssssss vss Hot Girlzzzzz
Old bt Gold..
.
.
Ek aurat ki bade shaher me
interview ke baad naukarilag
gai,
usne socha 'apne pati ko SMS
kar du, taaki unhe chinta naho'
.
.
Par
.
.
Usne
.
.
Galati se galat no. Par SMS
bhej diya
Jisko ye MSG mila wo apni
patni ka antim sanskaar kar ke
laut raha thaa,
SMS padh te hi wo behoshho
gaya.
..
MSG kuch is tarah ka thaa..
..
....'mai sahi salamat pahuch gai
hu,
yaha rahene ki b achhi suvidhaa
hai or mobile ki suvidha v hai,
aap chinta mat karna 1 - 2 din
me aap ko bi bula lungi...
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must read :D :D
Ek aurat ki bade shaher me interview ke baad naukari lag gai,
usne socha 'apne pati ko SMS✉ kardu, taaki unhe chinta na ho'
.
Par
.
Usne
.
Galati se galat no. Par SMS bhej diya
Jisko ye MSG mila wo apni patni kaantim sanskaar kar ke lautraha thaa,
SMS padh te hi wo behosh ho gaya.
.
....'mai sahi salamat pahuch gai hu,
yaha rahene ki b achhi suvidhaa hai,
aap chinta mat karna 1 - 2 din me aap ko bi bula lungi :D :D
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Old bt Gold ...

Ek aurat ki bade shaher me interview ke baad naukari lag gai,
usne socha 'apne pati ko SMS kar du, taaki unhe chinta na ho'
.
Par
.
Usne
.
Galati se galat no. Par SMS bhej diya
Jisko ye MSG mila wo apni patni kaantim sanskaar kar ke lautraha thaa,

SMS padh te hi wo behosh ho gaya.
MSG kuch is tarah ka thaa......
.
....'mai sahi salamat pahuch gai hu,
yaha rahene ki b achhi suvidhaa hai,
aap chinta mat karna 1 - 2 din me aap ko bi bula lungi...
hahahahhaha thoko like**
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Ek Aurat ki bade shaher me interview ke baad naukari lag gai,
usne socha 'apne pati ko SMS kar du, taaki unhe chinta na ho' :)
.
Par
.
Usne
.
Galati se galat no. Par SMS bhej diya ;)

Jisko ye MSG mila wo apni patni ka antim sanskaar kar ke laut raha thaa, :(

SMS padh te hi wo behosh ho gaya. :O
MSG kuch is tarah ka thaa......
.
....'Mai sahi salamat pahuch gai hu,
yaha rahene ki b achhi suvidhaa hai,
aap chinta mat karna 1 - 2 din me aap ko bhi yahi bula lungi
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Old bt Gold ...

Ek aurat ki bade shaher me interview ke baad naukari lag gai,
usne socha 'apne pati ko SMS kar du, taaki unhe chinta na ho'
.
Par
.
Usne
.
Galati se galat no. Par SMS bhej diya
Jisko ye MSG mila wo apni patni kaantim sanskaar kar ke lautraha thaa,

SMS padh te hi wo behosh ho gaya.
MSG kuch is tarah ka thaa......
.
....'mai sahi salamat pahuch gai hu,
yaha rahene ki b achhi suvidhaa hai,
aap chinta mat karna 1 - 2 din me aap ko bi bula lungi...
hahahahhaha thoko like*
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Time 11:11 pm

midinight chat post

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1 Maa 14 saal ki beti ka beg check kya 1
C@NDOM Mila maa: sharm nahi aati is umar
me beg me ye kya rakhti ho? girl:to kya is
umar me maa ban jau?
truck Driver love kar raha tha.
Ghalti se peeche daal diya
Biwi boli: O ji truck galat godam me ja raha hai
truck Driver : saali ab bata rahi hai
jab diesel khatam hogaya
Wife Ne Ek Nayi Transparent Br@ Khridi Aur
Pahan Ke Apne Husband Ke Aage Khadi Ho Gayi
Husband: �Janu, Issme To Tum Bahut Sexy
Lag Rahi Ho �Wife Sharmate Hue: �Pata Hai,
Salesman Bhi Yehi Keh Raha Tha
us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . ?
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu.
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir
gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar
karna photo leni hai
Santa: Mein tumhare liye churiyan laya hoon.
Maid: Aap hi pehna dijiye.
Santa: Mujhe tumhara response pehle pata
hota to mein p@nty lekar aata.
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar
dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha
hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi
hai.
Pregnant gal se Doc ne pucha: Yeh kab hua?
Gal: Jab Mom n Dad film dekhne gaye the,
mera friend ghar aaya tha.
Doc: Tum saath kyon nahin gayi?
Gal: Adult movie thi...
Palat k Dekh Jaalim,
Tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai,
Husn tum rakhti ho to jawaani hum bhi rakhte
hai,
Gehrai tum rakhti ho to Lambai hum bhi
rakhte hai.
Ladki apni marzi se de to Pyar,
Dost dilaen to Uphaar,
Ghar wale dilaen to Sanskaar
Aur hum apne aap le lein to Balatkaar
Jeeto: Kal chor aya aur mere sath sex karke
chala gaya.
Santa: Tumne use roka nahi?Jeeto: Bahut kaha
rukne ke liye, bola kal phir aaunga.
Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha ?93.5 Red FM?
To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga - Bajate
raho
Ek bahu saari raat paraaye mard ke saath sokar
aayi lekin uski saas ne kuch nahin kaha, why?
Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!
Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta
hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakhe
mein abhi aa ke leta hu.
Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat
luti!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, dhobi ne
kaha main khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai
mar lo!
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